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Joshua Cloud

@joshuacloud.com
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Official account. Geek, Husband, Father, believer that we can all be better people. All opinions are my own. No longer on X/Twitter. joshuacloud.com

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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/09/2026
Oh, you came so close, Joe.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/09/2026
@msnownews.bsky.social If you've got Benedict Cumberbatch, how do you NOT press on when we're getting another season of Sherlock?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/09/2026
Except they drive the country off the cliff.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/09/2026
"Red's Clues"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/09/2026
My real question is "what do you do after the official results are in and, surprise!, Rs win by a 50 point margin everywhere?"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/09/2026
The post that keeps on entertaining, I guess.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 06/09/2026
Got my @azpeacemakers.bsky.social playing by the campfire with a tequila in my hand. Here's to life!
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/09/2026
Dick-tator
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/08/2026
The Other Guys is STILL the undisputed best comedy in the past 30 years. I will die on this hill.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/08/2026
A teenager never amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 27/08/2026
Serious question. In what way? None of these people have any plans to face legal jeopardy nor consequences. President is above the law and, at least federally, he had the power to make others above the law.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/08/2026
JFC @ms.now... He flat out said in 2024 "vote this time and you'll never have to vote again" SCOTUS thing is kind of meaningless. Lawful, unlawful - they will just DO IT.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 20/08/2026
Yeah, a team player for sure, but you know he can't enjoy that.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 19/08/2026
I hate that @ms.now producers make a premier journalist such as @velshi.com work the tactical board. It's an important job, and @stevekornacki.bluesky.bot was the GOAT, but the value Velshi brings is in an arena entirely outside this. Find a new, camera friendly data wonk and focus the talent.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 06/08/2026
@alivitali.bsky.social I gotta ask... When do you actually get any sleep?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/08/2026
Want to make $219,000 an hour? That's the average hourly income of each person criminally charged for acts on January 6th. $1,776,000,000 divided by 1,583 people divided by the 307 minutes between the first charged crime and when the Capitol was cleared. Make it make sense.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/07/2026
"We can't have the election now that we had that [terror] attack. Zelenskyy did it! And it is not because we gutted counter terrorism that this happened! Antifa commies!"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/07/2026
This is great, but I think we need to get even more creative. "I'm not sure why the mail in ballots from Detroit didn't show up, but we follow the law and we'll investig-- oops deadline passed" "we can't possibly certify Maine since entire districts were impacted by ICE raids that day!"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 23/06/2026
@ms.now JFC... He WANTS an attack... Great way to suspend elections
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 16/06/2026
"Hey here's my movie pitch. A guy who pretends to be a gamer for attention.. But he also actively tries to pay people to have his kids.. Oh and he's responsible for almost a million deaths.. Oh and he's a trillionaire.." "Security!"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 14/06/2026
Those folks feel, no doubt, incredibly trapped and helpless. They've disappointed their spouses and kids. Where, before, they could work some financial magic act to pull the rabbit out, now they are out of options to live any semblance of the life they though they earned. THAT's the talking point.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 14/06/2026
The general talking point about gas prices needs adjusting. Yeah, it's high. And many of us just kind of take it on the chin. Instead, talk about the folks that actually are thinking about and making the calculation to skip a trip they wanted because they can no longer afford it. Dig into THAT.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/06/2026
Damn, @velshi.com. Well written, great delivery, very moving. We all needed to hear this message.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/06/2026
This is an impossible question to answer.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/05/2026
I guess we'll use it for gallons of gas?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/05/2026
Menendez.. Ugh
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/05/2026
Alicia Mendez is so solid and untapped Nicole Wallace is insanely good Symone Sanders Townsend needs some room to mature the craft but is doing well to push voicing perspective post Joy Reid But no. It's a Jen Psaki fest 24/7 with all the marketing. Not organic. And it's not the voice we desire.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/05/2026
MSNOW desperately trying to promote Jen Psaki to be the next Rachel is beyond annoying. Don't get me wrong - she's alright. But.. 1. They constantly and overly go out of their way promotionally to push her 2. They practically ignore promotion of other strong voices 1/2
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 28/05/2026
I let AI do everything at my job for me, but I do it with my coworker's password so we good.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 27/05/2026
Lol. Paxton winning is a perfect example of short term gain, long term pain. No strategic political plan.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 23/05/2026
I used to make fun of people who saw Jesus in their soup, but I think I see Trump on a piece of toast.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
Same. You happen up know 1 million others ready to do the same?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
Help me understand what you didn't get by what I said
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/05/2026
Not sure it's the flex they think it is. 1. Trump won't pay the tax on his cut and IRS has no recourse. 2. The others will just not pay and Trump will: a. Payout in 2026 with taxes owed 4/15/2027. b. Direct the IRS not to investigate 2027-1/20/2029 c. Pardon them for tax evasion 1/20/2029
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/05/2026
Let's be honest. He's recruiting his private militia for the next coup.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 20/05/2026
To help you along, he just hired a group of mercenaries with our own money. Call it what it is.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 20/05/2026
JFC stop focusing so much on the horse trading that is tactical. Double down on the opposition's strategy. You have smart people on your shows laying it out. Lean into it and educate. FFS
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 09/05/2026
Any interest in a private server? We're developing novel content in it as well.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/04/2026
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social Found your new studio.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 14/04/2026
"Why did you make my middle name 'the', mom?"
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