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Josh Petri (he/him)

@joshpetri.bsky.team
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 14/09/2026
nyc restaurant drama is the best drama www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/d...
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Mr. McNally wrote in an email for this article that while he likes Mr. Meyer and admires his restaurants, he doesn’t enjoy them “because they’re soulless and seem put together by A.I..” In response, an amused Mr. Meyer pointed out a 2022 Instagram post in which Mr. McNally mentioned a New Year’s resolution: “I’d particularly like to have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant owned by Daniel Boulud or Danny Meyer. Especially Danny Meyer.”
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 10/09/2026
baby on strike
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 09/09/2026
i am releasing a mechanical watch that slaps you once an hour and yells "pay attention to the people and things around you, asshole!"
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 09/09/2026
How do I keep rats from eating my apples before they fully ripen?
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 09/09/2026
do you have any questions about apples? jump in!
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 09/09/2026
it’s apple day, baby
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 08/09/2026
personal news: after years of loyal membership, i spotted and purchased a Costco sweatshirt on Friday night. We are very happy together.
An embroidered Costco wholesale sweatshirt
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 05/09/2026
is he a top 38 poster, too
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 04/09/2026
the cream cheese you spread on your bagel
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 04/09/2026
i'm not buying this until i overhear you say you'll have a schmear
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 04/09/2026
if selected as one of the @bsky38.com, i will charge jerry a cent every time he wants to post and use the profit to ship an edit button
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 04/09/2026
The @dame.is 🤝 @pds.dad collab project you've been waiting on.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 04/09/2026
everyone repost this in height order
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 01/09/2026
sorry, what happened? i was organizing a box of twine by length and color
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 01/09/2026
one of us learned to tie our shoes today
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 31/08/2026
eating ice cream when i stub my toe
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 28/08/2026
i love the oregon coast www.reddit.com/r/OregonCoas...
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From the OregonCoast community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the OregonCoast community
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026
i've got a bowl and cheap scissors at home. let's do this.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026
@joshuajfriedman.com has provided the onion fact of the day: "Egyptian walking onions spread by growing top-heavy before plopping themselves down and re-rooting, so they walk across a garden."
a cluster of Egyptian walking onions
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026
still better than paying $500 at Sit Still
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026
Well now I know where to go if I’m in need
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026
well, shit
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Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team · 26/08/2026
It was a real pleasure to chat with @toni.bsky.team about building a sustainable Atmosphere. And, of course, Team Edit Button.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 25/08/2026
solid argument
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 25/08/2026
You can now upload videos up to ten minutes long! Show us your favorite longer videos!
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 25/08/2026
huge breaking news: @toni.bsky.team says he's "on team edit button" during the @atproto.com livestream stream.place/atproto.com
stream.place
@atproto.com's livestream on Streamplace
Off Protocol LIVE
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 24/08/2026
i tried a dtc brand mattress in the oculus once
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danielleyuhan @danielle.bsky.team · 20/08/2026
We're redesigning the notifications tab! 🔔 It's one of the most visited surfaces on the app, and a lot of you have told us it could be better. Here's a look at what we're exploring. 🧵
"All" tab that shows all your notifications in chronological order."Follows" tab that shows you a list of people who follow you, so you never miss a follow-back."Conversations" tab that allows you to view mentions, replies, and quotes all in one place. "Activity" tab that shows all the posts from accounts you've subscribed to.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 17/08/2026
Portland is at a standstill as the city prepares to demolish the Centennial Mills building. Literally dozens of emails going unsent around town this afternoon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGa...
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/08/2026
i know. it's so jarring. i'd be ok with it if we got some sort of push alert before they came over.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/08/2026
Their first flyover on Monday was so low and loud that I thought an Eagle was about to crash into my house.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/08/2026
if the blue angels are going to keep flying by my house i think the least they could do is offer me the chance to sit in the cockpit and make jet noises with my mouth
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Alex @alex.bsky.team · 13/08/2026
BPS is out!!!! I am on a plane right now but gosh I am excited about this!
alex-bsky.leaflet.pub
We have killed the technical debt
Big day for docs 🙂🙂
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/08/2026
former owner of a five-speed golf and current owner of a six-speed civic sport hatch. broom brroooom.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 12/08/2026
sending the six-million-dollar gift article to my five closest friends to see how much they truly value my friendship
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 12/08/2026
"Mr. Lane didn’t disclose the payment to Forbes because he saw it as a personal gift from a friend, the person said." www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/b...
nytimes.com
Forbes Fired Top Editor After Discovering He Received Secret $6 Million Payment
Randall Lane, the magazine’s chief content officer, received the money from the founder of Shook Research, which has worked with Forbes on content about wealth advisers.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 07/08/2026
i had one of these the other day and it was so good untappd.com/b/freebridge... more pickle beers, please
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lydia @lydia.bsky.team · 07/08/2026
what's the best genre of indie game and which is your favorite? ex. cozy puzzles, multiplayer-collaborative, word games, etc. collecting opinions for a very special project :) 👀
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Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team · 31/07/2026
"As a Bluesky user, you own your data and have greater control over the algorithms that serve you content. Also, the platform is extremely publisher friendly and aims to ... be a quality partner to high-quality news sources." Love to hear it, @sf.gazetteer.co sf.gazetteer.co/reflections-...
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BLUESKY: We’re launching an account on Bluesky and will begin sharing our stories there. Instagram, X, Facebook, and TikTok are brainrot machines, but we’ve decided that Bluesky is different. As a Bluesky user, you own your data and have greater control over the algorithms that serve you content. Also, the platform is extremely publisher friendly and aims to surface and be a quality partner to high-quality news sources. So far, the discourse there seems to be of a higher caliber. So smash that follow button right here @sf.gazetteer.co.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
AHHH, BLUESKY! DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR FAVORITE AUTHORS! AND FEEL THE POWER!!! #Booksky It's BUY A BOOK FRIDAY, yes it is! The rules are simple, you see a book by myself or one Bluesky's talented artists, YOU BUY THAT BOOK! Help support us and enrich yourself! 🧵 BELOW, LET'S GO!!!
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 30/07/2026
wait what
A donation box for a “life jacket donation drive”
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/07/2026
it's fine!
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/07/2026
welcome to Bluesky Car Talk with Josh and @alex.bsky.team. it's the only imaginary internet car show focused on economy sedans, ev rebates and historic hot hatches. brought to you by the ford escort rs cosworth forum.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/07/2026
ev6 in the streets, r2 in the sheets *waiting for spence to notice and weigh in
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/07/2026
so many thoughts here: 1. you should be getting ratio'd worse than you are for this. 2. I'd say you are actually correct up until about 5 years ago when the Bolt got much cheaper 3. the prius is both perfect and joyless so I don't fault people for not buying one
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The roar on Montmarte when Pogi in yellow comes around the corner gives me goosebumps. I've watched this like a dozen times. Sport at its finest.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 23/07/2026
if your business makes a cool sound you should be required by law to name It after that sound
Exterior shot of the wishy washy laundromat.
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 21/07/2026
attn @stream.place
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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 20/07/2026
too tired for coffee. switching to sugar
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Top Gun Ice Man
ALT: Top Gun Ice Man
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