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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 14/09/2026

nyc restaurant drama is the best drama www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/d...

Screenshot of article text.

Mr. McNally wrote in an email for this article that while he likes Mr. Meyer and admires his restaurants, he doesn’t enjoy them “because they’re soulless and seem put together by A.I..” In response, an amused Mr. Meyer pointed out a 2022 Instagram post in which Mr. McNally mentioned a New Year’s resolution: “I’d particularly like to have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant owned by Daniel Boulud or Danny Meyer. Especially Danny Meyer.”

Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 08/09/2026

personal news: after years of loyal membership, i spotted and purchased a Costco sweatshirt on Friday night. We are very happy together.

An embroidered Costco wholesale sweatshirt

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 01/09/2026

one of us learned to tie our shoes today

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/08/2026

@joshuajfriedman.com has provided the onion fact of the day: "Egyptian walking onions spread by growing top-heavy before plopping themselves down and re-rooting, so they walk across a garden."

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 23/07/2026

if your business makes a cool sound you should be required by law to name It after that sound

Exterior shot of the wishy washy laundromat.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 17/07/2026

if there is a real person with "lol@nope.com" out there i am so sorry for how many "thanks for subscribing!" emails i have sent your way

A pop-up box reading:

"It looks like you already have an account. Check your email at lol@nope.com for a link to sign in securely, without a password
or sign in."

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 19/06/2026

[oregon post] I’m at a McMenamins, the only Good Chain.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 18/06/2026

what a shame Fable 5 isn't available for this one

A Claude chat box (with a warning that Fable 5 is currently unavailable) into which the user has typed "what is it called when a man can make his pectoral muscles jump up and down"

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 17/06/2026

why yes, i have been up since 4am, why do you ask?

a screenshot of a slack message in which Josh Petri says "let's release 45 million spiders"

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/06/2026

wide leg pants are back but Big Soccer doesn't have the guts to bring these back

enormous 1990s vintage soccer shinguards

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 12/06/2026

this absolute unit just swam up to me and told me he made $17 million on spacex today and he’s all fucked up on fish. legend.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 08/06/2026

The carousel is back! Celebrating with a photo dump from yesterday’s adventure in the Columbia River Gorge. (Highly recommend this OMTM route www.omtm.cc/pleasant-ridge)

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 05/06/2026

[crocodile Dundee voice] “that’s a knife”

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 04/06/2026

I highly suggest moving to Oregon and immediately making friends with the owners of a berry farm.

A box of freshly-picked Hood strawberries.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 02/06/2026

my yt algorithm is fucking perfect

A screenshot showing two youtube videos, the first for a char siu recipe and the other a c-span book TV interview with Robert Caro

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 29/05/2026

me and the boys in detention for being too good at heely’s

Hard to put in words but it’s a kindergarten table at which paper versions of the kids are sitting in the chairs.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/05/2026

"I hear you, Congresswoman. You'd like an edit button."

Speaking with Rep. Dexter in front of a school bus.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 22/05/2026

update: I lost. someone paid $975 for this absolute fucking abomination.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 21/05/2026

time to check in on the wide world of sport

Screenshot of an article headlined "Pee-Gate: Riders at Giro d'Italia Who Wee in Water Bottles Identified"

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 13/05/2026

real men cry and spend money when their friends make bumper stickers

A series of bumper stickers proclaiming “real men cry” when Wout Van Aert wins Paris-Roubaix

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 07/05/2026

my kindergartner was tasked with making the grocery list and her only question was “which store are we going to?”

A grocery list for “ho foods” in a child’s handwriting

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 06/05/2026

freshly lubed, filmed and spring-swapped cherry mx2a blacks need a 60% board to call home…

A pile of black mechanical keyboard switches

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 06/05/2026

it wouldn’t stop playing so I opened it (carefully, for I am a wise man) and of course it was full of glitter. Anyways, what’s the best prank you’ve ever played by mail because this requires a response.

The card is a trap. Opening it spills glitter everywhere.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 05/05/2026

pleased to announce the back of my head made the Seattle Times

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 27/04/2026

@jcsalterego.bsky.social i'm gonna be checking this data monthly. Will keep you posted.

Screenshot: @jcsalterego is your #1 mutual by a wide margin (71 interactions, well-balanced)

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 17/04/2026

she is preparing remedial material for me

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 14/04/2026

feeling stressed? scrub the peeling coating off a miir camp mug with some steel wool. you won't feel better and your fingers will hurt but you will have a shiny mug.

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 19/03/2026

how should i vote in this linkedin poll

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 19/03/2026

pretty fucked up that the townspeople want to hang big anthony for the crime of misusing a magic pasta pot, imo

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 17/03/2026

who wants to do taekwondo and eat pizza with me

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Josh Petri (he/him) @joshpetri.bsky.team · 09/03/2026

Spent an hour over the weekend turning a damaged Dutch oven into a plant pot. Even fashioned the lid as a drip tray and the knob as a drawer handle. I am far too pleased with myself.

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