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Josh Parylak

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(He/Him) Web Developer. Successful Nerd. Left. Lions, and Tigers, and Red Wings, oh my.

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is what happens when you elevate “civil discourse” to be the greatest good. All of the sudden, it’s worse to call someone a Nazi than it is to be a Nazi.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 10/10/2026
The beautiful game.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 10/10/2026
"It's a light box", says Jason Garrett, circling a box with 8 defenders in it. #NBC #NotreDame
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 06/10/2026
I thought the #Falcons jerseys were alright when they announced them but seeing them in action, they just look so generic. No personality at all.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 06/10/2026
I remember non-stop pearl-clutching when Hillary called his followers deplorable. I know it's normal for him to just talk like this with no consequences but fuck man, it's depressing as hell that this is where we are.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
The Bears are gonna hang 100 on this defense.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
Defense being worse than the winless 2008 team through 4 games now is fireable, man. I don't wanna hear about injuries. Carolina has no starting corners. They can get stops. #Lions #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
The seat should be extremely hot.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
Is this how the #Lions escape with a win? 😅 #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
Idk, guys. I just don't know how you get the win here without a fluky turnover or something. #OnePride #Lions
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's an absurd no call on intentional grounding
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
If the offense is gonna also be ass, this game is gonna be wrapped up by halftime, folks. #Lions #OnePride
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 05/10/2026
extremely tough look to have 45 seconds of “can’t do man because they don’t have the guys, can’t play zone because they don’t have the identity” and then have a hurt d.j. reed get burnt for a tuddy
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
Trading for a recently available premiere corner may have helped.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DJ Reed ain't it fellas
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
This defense is so ass. I just want someone to be accountable for that. #Lions #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 05/10/2026
Penalties and more Jamo drops. Offense cold start yet again. #Lions #OnePride
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whether it’s Obama saying “yes we can” or Donald Trump say “we’re gonna shove it up their ass” both presidents adopted divisive slogans.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When was the last time the press ran a story about republicans making intemperate remarks about democrats? Fretting about whether republicans are doing enough to be bipartisan, to reach out to the forgotten voters who favor the democrats?
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think agents replying to your emails or booking a restaurant for you is worth this stuff, sorry
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Carmen Vitali @carmiev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had to explain to my mom today why I didn’t want to watch Deshaun Watson. Having to have that conversation because a person like that is somehow still playing in the NFL is exhausting and I really, really wish it wasn’t necessary.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels is so bad at this now, but at least Kirk Herbstreit is terrible. #TNF
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 02/10/2026
If you are the type of customer who thinks that employees should have to stand while they perform jobs behind desks/counters, fuck you.
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Shola Hoon @sholahoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
popping this up on top of your feed because it's a seriously fucking great read and call-to-action
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 01/10/2026
IT WASNT EVEN A SECOND FROM THIS YEAR? THIS IS DIRT CHEAP. What the hell is Brad doing while the defense burns down? #Lions #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 01/10/2026
Come on man, is Brad Holmes just asleep? A second and a sixth for Joey Porter Jr? We couldn't do that? This isn't a "he doesn't do mid season trades" because we know the #Lions we're talking to the #Steelers! So what the hell? #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 29/09/2026
I deeply miss the "okay who is gonna end up with this football" feeling of these Ben Johnson motions.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton shaved his beard and this is why he threw a terrible pick.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 29/09/2026
And there it is!
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have completely lost the plot in America, when seven men can drug and gang rape a woman who was in no condition to give consent and so much of the concern is for the “men’s” futures. There needs to he a reckoning when it comes to male-first framing and societal expectations.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 29/09/2026
Philly gives up an opening drive TD to a 38 year old 3rd string QB. Oof. #Bears #Eagles #MNF
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 28/09/2026
Absolute ball don't lie ending to that game after the world's worst DPI.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 28/09/2026
That might be the worst DPI call that I've ever seen. #Ravens #Cowboys
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
I guess we had to charge that play up by giving up some easy completions.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
"Don't play defense on the final drive of regulation" is a choice I guess you could make. #Lions #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
People calling Dan Campbell a Ben Johnson merchant, meanwhile Ben scored 3 in week 2 and the #Lions have stacked three straight games of 31 points. #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
Like I truly do not understand what the plan here is.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there is ONE PLACE that ball is going ... so, go ahead and let Wilson work 1-on-1 out there with no help like this is a goddamn high school game
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
I won't pretend to be the deepest understander of NFL defenses but guys seem to be running wide open against ours an awful lot. #Lions #OnePride
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
Aaron Glenn has got to hire a clock management guy, because he's a disaster #Lions #Jets
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 27/09/2026
So far Brees has credit Rakestraw with a tackle on St Brown and mispronounced Izien immediately after the play-by-play said it correctly. Not great. #Lions #OnePride
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BWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an important point. AI is not going rogue. It is behaving as it was designed to behave. The ones going rogue are the companies themselves who have violated norms, and are committing crimes daily from stealing IP to cybercrime. It did not have to be this way, but... Techbros.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when legal eminences scolded everyone saying “Constitutional crisis” to settle down because it’s not a Constitutional crisis without the government blatantly violating court orders, then the White House blatantly violated more and more court orders, and those prominent lawyers said nothing?
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 22/09/2026
Old enough to remember people saying it would be good, actually, to confirm Rubio because he would be an adult in the room.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 22/09/2026
The #Rams special teams are cursed, it's actually hilarious.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 20/09/2026
This is one of the best catches I've ever seen. This is better than the Odell one-hander, I'm so serious.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That may be the most ridiculous body control I’ve ever seen from a WR by Ja’Marr Chase to find the ball and pull it down for a touchdown while falling away like that.
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Josh Parylak @joshparylak.com · 19/09/2026
We are so fucked, guys.
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