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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 11/10/2026

@drdeanburnett.bsky.social Reform UK Cymru MS Cai Parry Jones has helpfully confirmed you have a fan in Welsh Government

A screenshot of an FOI detailing purchases by the Welsh Government's procurement card

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 03/10/2026

Slam dunk your junk - slam your dunk junk

Data and Lore from Star Trek: the next generation

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 28/09/2026

We're boiling the rainforest for THIS?!?

A Facebook screenshot of "Meta AI" explaining a joke.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 13/09/2026

Not the way I expected to get back to 4w/kg but that's nice. Also the trainerroad AI seems to think, every month, that I'm about to turn into Fabian Cancellara. Would be happy to nudge over 300w tho.

A screenshot of a TrainerRoad app, stating 294 FTP, 75.0KG, 3.92 w/kg

A TrainerRoad screenshot, the AI FTP prediction estimating functional threshold power of 318w in 28 days, an 8.2% increase from 294w based on 12 workouts.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/09/2026

Chester Zoo are offering guided tours looking at their predator animals. At least, that's what I hope it is...

a screenshot of a chester zoo ticket purchase screen, dark greens and tan colours.

Text says "discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour."

Tickets on offer for adult predator tour, child predator tour...

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 07/09/2026

It is with great regret I am selling the Gaggia Orione :(

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 29/08/2026

This is rubbish and I'm literally only drinking it because I have it now. Doesn't taste of anything.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 23/08/2026

I regret to inform you that for the first time since it was not the summer, I put on arm and leg warmers for a bike ride this morning. Still, the sunflowers mean I can pretend it's July

A man in a white bike helmet with big square glasses in front of a field of sunflowers

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 23/08/2026

Please enjoy this meme I made several years ago and forgot about

A person with a Welsh flag on their heads says "I feel bad for you", and a person with an English flag on their head replies "I heard you talking English when I was outside so why are you speaking Welsh now"

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 21/08/2026

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and watch goth band

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 17/08/2026

Last night this guy, in a change to usual programming, brought us a live mouse to play with, in our bed, while we were asleep.

A black and white cat sitting on a bed of gravel

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 03/08/2026

Wonder why Polanski was keen to highlight the "relentless" action, but not the "establishing safe routes" bit

Vicky Wong
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2 August 2026
Updated 56 minutes ago
Andy Burnham has pledged his government will be "relentless" in curbing the number of people arriving in the UK on small boats.

The prime minister said progress had been made and the government was "changing the whole approach", with enforcement officers tackling people-smuggling gangs doubled on both sides of the Channel.

"People want to see this issue addressed," he said in Dover, adding: "We also need to build a system that offers safe routes for people as well, because that also takes away the selling point of the gangs."

The Conservatives said that Labour had not delivered on its promises on migration, while Reform UK said if in government it would deploy the navy to ward off crossings.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 12/07/2026

My son is aquiring a passion for graphic design. We did this between us. ChatGPT can go to hell.

The word "diolch" on top of a bright multicoloured background, with a golden confetti cone.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 06/07/2026

Had a great time watching the football yesterday. That's right, the u19 Euros Ukraine Vs Italy.

A football field, with two teams playing, one in blue, one in yellow. There is the railing of a staircase in the foreground.

A football field, with two teams playing, one in blue, one in yellow

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 19/06/2026

My wife got to experience this for the first time. Joyous. The famous list of fake American names from Fighting Baseball.

The famous Japanese list of American names from Fighting Baseball. Bobson Dugnutt, Dwigt Rortugal, Todd Gonzalez et al

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 13/06/2026

Always nice to come down to Bangor Beach this time of year in the twilight, seeing as Gwynedd pays Carlo £50 a year for the privilege!

Bangor Beach, with a view of Ynys Môn, in the twilight

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 11/06/2026

An interesting little tail to @deansofcardiff.bsky.social story about a Senedd vote on childcare yesterday. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A screenshot which reads:

An amendment from Plaid criticising Reform for having no commitment on childcare, and vowing initial details before the summer, did get through, 50 votes to 41, also with Tory support.

A final vote on the motion as amended passed 61 votes to 29 against with 1 abstention.

Among those who voted for the final motion, which criticised Reform's manifesto, were 11 Reform MSs.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 03/06/2026

For those curious about that power meter that clips onto the chain that was a Kickstarter but is now surprisingly real: Apparently the clips have a tendency to snap and send it jamming into the front derailleur.

Reddit post, text reads;

Mine was delivered yesterday. Today I followed the instruction steps and got everything mounted and connected. Spinning the pedals both ways worked fine, and the PM was registering power while I held the bike in the air and pedalled with my hand. As soon as I tried actually getting on the bike and putting it under any kind of load, the clip that the connecting cylinder snaps into broke into two pieces. Tried it with both the supplied clips, and they both broke right away. I know they sent out a notice that something like this might happen, so I'm wondering if this is the case they were describing. Has anyone else experienced this?

Mine broke of nearly immediately and jammed into my front derailleur. I remounted it again with a second mounting kit on my bike stand and the meter frequently binded on the chain. It's not usable for me. It's unsafe.

Hi, mine has not arrived yet. They’ve recalled the plastic part that broke for the user above and are redesigning the piece. It has delayed shipping by about a month according to their latest email, number 16. I downloaded the BikeOn Power app for my iPhone but haven’t received an email to confirm my account. Has anyone got the iOS confirmation email?

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 21/05/2026

"Finger cymbals "Yeah! Okay here comes the verse bit "Hurdy gurdy mushroom man... "Has.... locked... me in a frying pan"

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 12/05/2026

Here is Young Josh playing it in 2008. Going for an arctic white finish because of James Dean Bradfield.

A young man in a white t shirt playing a sunburst and black electric guitar

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 11/05/2026

You have no idea how furious this makes every Betsi Cadwaladr Stan from north Wales

A sepia tone image of a Victorian era woman in a white bonnet, white shawl and other checkered clothing, named Betsi Cadwaladr

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/05/2026

I am slowly aquiring the garden next door.

A normal suburban garden in the sun with a swing set, a greenhouse and a gap in the hedge to next door's garden

A somewhat overgrown suburban garden underneath a blue sky. There are pink flowers on the right hand side of the shot, and a summerhouse covered in ivy on the left

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 04/05/2026

Delicious, as in pickled onion flavour?

A multi pack of space raiders crisps in picked onion flavour, featuring the stereotypical head of a green bug-eyed alien

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 01/05/2026

Just seen on LinkedIn. Using AI instead of Google may make you look like a proper idiot. (Dinorwig power station is very famously and very literally built inside a mountain)

An AI generated image of "Dinorwig power station" featuring a big brick turbine hall

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 01/05/2026

Lovely alarm clock ride this morning. Nice enough to take a picture during my warmup!

An orange sunrise under a grey sky, behind the railings of a bridge. The Menai Strait is in the middle, with Ynys Môn on one side, and Bangor on the other.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 27/04/2026

This is not good or interesting. Would not recommend.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 18/04/2026

Live footage of Me posting This

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 15/04/2026

You can view them for yourself here. planningcasework.service.gov.wales/case/CAS-019... Plenty of them also refer to infrasound. According to quack science this can damage your health when from a wind turbine (but obviously not from idk a car)

A screenshot of an objection to the Nant Mithil wind farm from a Ms Andrea Kennard which may be AI generated

A screenshot of an objection to the Nant Mithil wind farm from a Miss Wendy Miller which may be AI generated

A screenshot of an objection to the Nant Mithil wind farm from a Hannah woods which may be AI generated

A screenshot of an objection to the Nant Mithil wind farm from a Mr Edward Broadbent which may be AI generated

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 15/04/2026

I used to put on gigs and create posters and they all took slightly more effort than this and looked a million times better

AI slop poster for "last tango in ton Pentre" advertising a play at The Phoenix Theatre, Ton Pentre in south Wales.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/04/2026

Apologies, I seem to have been successfully rage baited by Simon Jenkins. Here's a picture of Jean Ralphio drinking from the tap to make us all feel better

A black cat in a white bath drinking from a chrome tap, viewed from above.

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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 08/04/2026

The problem of not having proper espresso when you're camping in a group of 8 adults has been officially solved

Two stainless steel hand operated machines (a ROK espresso maker and a ROK coffee grinder) on a pale kitchen worktop, with pine Cupboards above and below.

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