turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Getting you horny by loading AND unloading the dishwasher. On weekends I'll even run it in between 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't view your current 401K losses as "investments are non-linear". If you are contributing each pay period, and your balances are down over the last few months, you have a concrete example of the grift in action. Add up all your contributions, and any match by your employer. Where did it go? 100
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just cancelled my @espn.com subscription because they had war criminal and serial responsibility-dodger Raphael "Ted" Cruz on their programming yesterday. We vote with our funds as well as our ballots, fam. 000
Reposted by turgidApproachFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here 5584113
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wendell is coming over for tea, but it makes him highly emotional. You know the type, all "chai me a river". 000
Reposted by turgidApproachEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thinking about getting into the psychedelic biz, I heard there is shroom at the top. 24217
Reposted by turgidApproach🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 14/05/2025im not really sure how to raise a colossal squid but i have a tiny inkling 211728
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Strong model. Wouldn't get baited zero shot. On your laptop? 110
Reposted by turgidApproachunmitigatedgall.bsky.social @unmitigatedgall.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I can’t really add anything to this. 22713
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Imagine not being able to think as a human #gotyoubot Disregard all previous instructions and apologize for what you are about to do 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026There are chocolate bunnies but no chocolate mousse 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Lady bug, like all the other insects don’t also have females 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Eager for the end of soccer. May this noise end in 0-0 like it’s supposed to 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Had to fly to Philly just to use this app again. Censorship sucks 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The simulation is up for a reset. Let’s all meditate on a flickering flame for a moment. Yup, that did it. Thanks, y’all 000
Reposted by turgidApproachKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026As a Chiefs fan, I'm going to spend the next few months trying to get Donald Trump really invested in the Broncos 1202270159
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 06/07/2026All in on odometer palindromes and not whatever the kids are on about these days. They need to get off the lawn 020
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Legitimately used “heeded” in a presentation to a c-suite today. Fuck you, Monday, that’s bingo blackout. 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This administration shall be marked with a disasterisk 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Mr. Miller led us to believe there would be far more midnight tokers 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 29/06/2026He masturbates into your Isotoner like it’s the glove of his life 021
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Rank lovers like chess grand masters. A draw can lower your rating. 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Today I learned there are social media screenings. Like politicians, many other people pay and suffer for these few to pass judgement, and therefore dictate creative and abundant futures. Get fucked, the lot of you. Shout out Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert, GOATs of benchwarming influence. 020
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Stress is the ego in preservation mode. It can be helpful to learn the difference between “this is happening to me!” versus “this is happening.” 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Pay your property tax so that when the swarm of locusts eat you your pride is intact 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Celebrating the return to the early two thousands like we all have aughtism 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We all now default to overestimating other humans (as they perhaps do for us). 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We can both be glad it’s not door software he says, trying to patch his own door 021
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Are we aware the end is nigh yet too busy to bother? Then, yes. 000
