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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 1h
Funny way to spell moron
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 2h
I hate that this is so common and that my frat was such an outlier in that I’m pretty sure that if one of our brothers did that they’d never find his body.
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ!
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
lol I remember one time I took an edible, hit my pen to kickstart it, then 10 min later took another edible bc I forgot I took the first one until 5 seconds after I swallowed the second. It was a Friday night and I was not ok till Sunday afternoon
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
Typo its always men in GIRLS’ locker rooms
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
“MEN in women’s locker rooms” like Larry Nasser? man fuck off to the heat death of the universe then keep doing it
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
Oh someone wanted to fight I see
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
omg adorable
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 03/10/2026
Dam I wish I could read
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
NEVER DELETE NEVER SURRENDER
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Guy
Alt: Good bug
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
assume that you meant internal and autocorrect made this three orders of magnitude funnier
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
Eyeballing it is for the free
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
Th science of “overly strong coffee is empirically superior to no coffee” conveniently ignored AGAIN
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
Jerry it’s blergsday
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
Death isn’t an injury
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 02/10/2026
My man looks like cover business in the front, party he’s not invited to in the back
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
Hahah fuck I didn’t see yours before posting the same thing
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
Thought it was Amy from futurama for a sec
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
They came walking up my driveway about 15 years ago while I was working in my garage and removed my headphones so I could at least say hi and they could hear the *very* aggressive metal I was listening to, stopped, then moved on lol. I almost ran after them yelling PLEASE COME TALK TO MEEEEE
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
If you’re going to (which sounds like a net positive in this case) avoid npm as your package manager as it doesn’t handle them well. I’d recommend pnpm personally but yarn v4 works well too.
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
You could always put common code in private libraries—have you considered doing them in a monorepo?
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
my heart pills are in my pocket, pls hand me one i beg
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
how do you mean, like a bunch of apps with base prefixes (foo.example/dashboard, foo.example/settings, etc). If no config is shared between them that probably makes it easier
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
apparently the pentobarbitol was also old to the point of being degraded, but yeah, she had really bad veins
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
goddammit, now i'm starving
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
Welcome to the garden please respect the rules
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
we back up
static.klipy.com
Dancing Pumpkin Head in Spooky Cemetery
Alt: Dancing Pumpkin Head in Spooky Cemetery
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
the chili or the sucking
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
the only place it's allowed, otherwise it's a little too gay for indiana
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
X
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 01/10/2026
Shocking that the man that is smarter than all of them combined saw right through it
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
our country is a death cult.
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
I thought that was a tea blend
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
That’s just compressed kibble if u think about it
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
It’s from the first Halloween special, they keep blowing dust off it till it says How to Cook for Forty Humans lol
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
It’s a simpsons bit! A funny one!
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
baked potato! potatoes make you feel the fullest for the longest, if i recall correctly
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
This gave me a panic attack
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
i'd watch the fuck out of charlie's biblically correct angels
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
WELP can't unsee that thanks
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
i've been digging this vibe from across the bar
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
Yer gonna need a whole glass trophy case I fear slash hope
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
Yeah boss a real fuckin sexy minion talkin about how things used to be, just like you asked
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
ah the beachland tavern is such a fun venue
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
lol my kid went from that state to milk is good
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
probably hard with all the restraining orders
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Ghouloni @joshghiloni.me · 30/09/2026
The OpenFeature link I sent has lists to training courses and videos too
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