Sign in

It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”

@joshallenbergesq.bsky.social
648 followers 980 following 1.7K posts

FKA Legally Jewish, AKA Josh. Burned out litigator. Fighter for the people. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Free Palestine. Ex/Alum: USAF, NSA, Carlow, Duquesne Law 💛🤍🖤💜

PostsRepliesMedia
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Status of marriage to @lucyinpgh.bsky.social
030
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aren’t we still married? 😋
100
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy piss
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name The Sheatles
011
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You guys, life has been really good since I left Ross
120
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is just called “being Jewish”
020
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: I should be more joyful in life Also me when I go to sleep: *turns on Robert stack unsolved mysteries* WHAT IF AN ASTEROID JUST WIPED OUT THE PLANET AND WE WERE TOO LATE TO STOP IT
120
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Delaware produced THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB shirts for the game against Coastal Carolina (added context: they play in Tubby Raymond Stadium)
a shirt that says THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB with a cartoon of Delaware's chicken stiff-arming Coastal CArolina's chicken
625139
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I gasped until I remembered it wasn’t me; not that I don’t have it coming to be clear.
110
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wowza. September has taken a *turn*
120
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I found a playlist that sums up how I spent the late 80s until going into the closet in the Air Force. open.spotify.com/playlist/0Iy...
open.spotify.com
WOMEN of 90s R&B, Soul & Hip-Hop
got to give the queens the playlist they deserve
020
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shanah Tovah and fuck Netanyahu 💙
021
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, who wants to start ugly crying with me? www.theplayerstribune.com/chris-johnso...
theplayerstribune.com
A Letter to My Kids | By Chris Johnson
You guys are my biggest reason I keep fighting.
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rewatching Mad Men and man is it crushing for Kitty to realize that Sal is in love with Ken.
010
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I left BNYM 5 years ago. There’s a girl I worked with there where we stayed snap friends and strictly only send each other cat photos. Delightful.
140
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Enter Sandman just came on and I can’t not think about Mariano Rivera
110
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol get fucked New England
010
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly us queer vets who held SCI clearances during DADT, and survived, should get VA disability when Woke 2.0 arrives.
041
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awww good for you, Pitt fans. You’ve come a long way from losing to Youngstown State.
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Winning strategy in family court:
Screenshot of a text message. Sender: They argue feelings, we argue facts.
Simple as that.
110
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love everything about the north hills but yeah I won’t miss this
120
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me, after defending a client against ridiculous allegations and the judge taking 2 seconds to decide he didn’t do it youtu.be/Dk0nQPDc0sY?...
youtu.be
I dont lose. I Win. That's my job. Winning.
YouTube video by Andy Actual
030
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Steelers idea: cut Howard and Rudolph, sign Levis.
000
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saving for future use in case I ever make a joke on bluesky dot app.
a beared white dude looking in the mirror, hand on the glass: Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series.
332362291
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At my law firm’s fantasy draft I took the Rams defense early. They laughed at me. Who’s laughing now?
static.klipy.com
A-Team: Hannibal's Plan Comes Together
Alt: A-Team: Hannibal's Plan Comes Together
130
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Only Democrats have agency, Kevin.
000
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bluesky: the site for humorous interactions with friends and strangers alike
Trending topic: "Users share new joke format"
25931102
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
Don't pile on this guy, he's silly, but earnest
1025956613
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That’s the stuff
020
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry will always be the medical officer on THFRO
120
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
45 No I wish Yeah, fair
100
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The perfect dinner party invitation list: The Obamas, Snoop, Martha Stewart, Larry David
120
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Karen has long whiskers and is cute
010
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
030
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
040
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Literally this, @lucyinpgh.bsky.social 😂
EDIBLES
LUCY
130
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe it’s because I’m listening to Simon and Garfunkel but I think we need to bring back common usage of the word “groovy”
220
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Dogs reaction to humans in paw socks 😊
1263735464
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Save us all, Drew Allar
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have a head cold and I’m very glad I didn’t go to this dog shit game
010
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Cute Collie Dog
ALT: Cute Collie Dog
010
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Never leaving the northeast but fuck Jersey whereidlive.com?f=AQSSaCSCSS...
whereidlive.com
States I'd Live In: color 50 states + DC | Where I'd Live
Rate all 50 states and Washington, DC from Never to Absolutely, then share the map and see who disagrees. No account needed.
000
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some of the richest people in the world want a racial caste system, and they want scholarly backing for that in the form of racist pseudoscience. And a lot of ostensibly non racist people quietly agree, and don’t like to see those who peddle that pseudoscience excluded from mainstream institutions.
7855091453
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
ALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
250M to survive in Beaver Stadium could be difficult.
000
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In 1999, during DADT, while I was at basic training I got caught sending a love letter to another boy. Only a sympathetic executive officer kept me from being discharged. If I’d have been sent home my parents would have kicked me out and disowned me.
172
Reposted by It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe”
The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-…
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
3860141091
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#IWantToBelieve
iPhone locked screen that is an image of Drew Allar
020
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we ever get universal healthcare, they should do whatever the Pittsburgh VA is doing. Incredibly efficient.
040
It’s pronounced “LAY-trobe” @joshallenbergesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Allar out here throwing darts
000