Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 01/10/2026honestly if I was David Ellison I'd be all "OK, if you don't like the bonds we're 96 **choice** for the whole 52 yards. Deal or squeal, how you left shag." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...bloomberg.comAngry Bondholders Flood Wall Street With Complaints on Paramount LossesJust hours after Paramount Skydance Corp. issued $52 billion of debt to fund the biggest Hollywood buyout ever, investors were nursing hundreds of millions of dollars in losses, triggering a flurry of... 031
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 28/09/2026today in Stories That Got Away I visited the Burj in Dec '25; in the lift down from the observation deck, the doors opened on the 144th floor and it was AIX all I could think was "how on earth can a rando WM afford three floors up top of the Burj?" WELL! giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...ft.comInvestors pursue Dubai investment group over missing paymentsAIX accused of having skipped or delayed payouts on bond-like products offering double-digit annual returns 022
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 27/09/2026🎵 she’s eating paper, I can tell by the crunching coming from the other room 🎶 🎶 and even though I plead with her to stop, there’s nothing I can do 🎵 220212
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 26/09/2026the banter outcome would be if a nonfinancial company tried it, like a random PE-firm portco experimenting with new forms of creditor-on-creditor violence 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 18/09/2026absolute sicko behavior, this is from the 2026 AP Stylebook did this fall through a time warp from 1926 2120
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 18/09/2026AP Style sez "Treasurys" for USTs. This is, clearly, completely deranged. @apstylebook.com, who do we have to talk to about this 4555
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 17/09/2026me when anyone asks me why I’m pitching a 2000-word feature on muni-bond ballot measures to the student newspaper 0111
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 17/09/2026two out of three, but the long bond is *lower* in price terms on the day, womp womp 020
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 16/09/2026Your humble correspondent makes an appearance, front-page, above the fold 120
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 16/09/2026sticking a flag in the ground: we're gonna go 25 this afternoon, Warsh won't be able to muster consensus for a hold; and the long end is gonna rally 130
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 16/09/2026absolutely love it when the FT throws some shade www.ft.com/content/fab7... 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 15/09/2026Current niche annoyance: Cloudwatch dashboards are comically bad on mobile. It's not even the widget reflowing; Cloudwatch's own controls don't render properly either! God forbid I want to look at some metrics on my phone instead of having to pull out my laptop 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 13/09/2026*extremely darts-commentator voice* one hundred and NINETY! 030
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 10/09/2026Folks absolutely loved buying 10s on a 5 handle last time we were up here in Oct ‘23, IIRC it printed >5 once intraday and then bounced like a superball let’s see if the buyers come out of the woodwork again 140
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 10/09/2026Thursday palate cleanser: meet some residents of the Wildlife Images Rehabilitation Center in Grants Pass. The Center takes in animals that can't be released into the wild, and runs an animal hospital and wildlife education programs as well. 050
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 10/09/2026I think @metronorthcapital.bsky.social coined "oil is fake, diesel is real" and this is my new mantra 130
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 08/09/2026Is Safran still printing TARFs in enough size that they're moving the EUR vol market? Haven't heard much about them lately. 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 07/09/2026*extremely Elle Woods voice* What, like it’s hard? www.maptap.gg September 6 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 100🎯 85🎓 Final score: 945maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 120
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 05/09/2026please meet Chanel, who is about to celebrate one whole month since I adopted her from the lovely folks at Peninsula Humane Society her favorite food is my house plants; her favorite hobby is doing crimes; and despite all that she is a Very Good Cat 090
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 05/09/2026*cheering and crying with undisguised national pride* AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 04/09/2026also the rate product/credit product confusion is laser-targeted @rajakorman.bsky.social bait 160
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 04/09/2026the Guggenheim 2031 term loan is about to get kicked in the shins for the second time in two weeks 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 02/09/2026so it really is just "we're doing long-end liquidity-support purchases but yelling really loud while we do it" Colbert eyebrow emoji 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 02/09/2026SOME PERSONAL NEWS baby's first photo byline, my parents will be so proud read the whole thing here: www.theskylineview.com/flipbook/fal... 040
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 02/09/2026In case you find yourself wondering how mass media got to be the way it is, my journalism textbook for this semester appears to be recommending that I hunt for stories on **4chan** 150
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 31/08/2026today from the "everything is supply chains" department: Wizards announces that supply of the next MtG set will be delayed due to a drought in Panama causing traffic jams at the Canal magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...magic.wizards.comReality Fracture Play Booster Supply May Be Tight at ReleaseAn update regarding Reality Fracture Play Booster delays in North America. 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 30/08/2026writing a groveling apology to my high-school French teachers for whatever this is 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 30/08/2026Jolène, Jolène, Jolène, Jolène je demande "ne pas prendre" en français Jolène, Jolène, Jolène, Jolène tu le prends parce que mon français mauvais 110
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 29/08/2026I found the original MIT story and oh my dear lord what was that student thinking 010
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 28/08/2026I successfully touched grass, highly recommend, would do again 220
Jamie Lee Kurtosis @josh.sg · 28/08/2026Friday palate cleanser: selected pics from a recent blat up to Crater Lake National Park. 150