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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 4h

@wellborn.net What in the absolute holy fuck is he talking about?

🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 4h

@thefunnypages @faraiwe Ok all of these are great, but someone needs to help that woman in the lower left because she has a stick of lit dynamite on her desk?!?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 4h

Is your Claude more of a … you know, Claudislov or Claudette?

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essjax @essjax.m.essjax.com.ap.brid.gy · 5h

The US president is giving another one of his awful speeches where he is talking about pillaging the earth again. "Mining is great! Coal is beautiful!" he says. "The democrats want us to mine less, and we won't mine less!" His aide leans in to assist. "Mine fewer" he says, in a stage whisper […]

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 11h

Ok Google, find out how to not give a shit; I'm tired of giving a shit.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

@projectgus But do they come in wood paneling reclaimed from a 1980’s Buick Skylark station wagon?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Ladies and gentlemen and Smizmars, this may be the best, most mainstream example of "eh fuck it, what could go wrong" vibe coding deployment-without-checking. Like I get it, they cater to a *huge* non-paying base so I've sort of no right to complain, but forget QAing or smoke testing, if they […]

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

I just want to say that the testicle size of whomever final-approved the launch of the latest Plex appleTV and Apple ecosystem apps must have been almost impossible to measure.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

It’s 6:30 and I’m in bed. Does this mean I’ve given up on life?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Holy shit you guys, did you know they still make *paper* checks?!?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Ah yes. The outsiders and Francis ford Coppola.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

I’m gonna start saying “stay gold pony boy” mainly because I’m not sure what it means but it makes me laugh.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Huh. It says here that an “omelette with pi is essentially a quiche.” I suppose that makes sense.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

My request to spell “omlette” with π was rejected :(

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

[Alexander Skarsgård] Someone complained about the CW and I cannot for the life of me imagine what they’re on about.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

[Alexander Skarsgård] Today I learned that there is an entire movie dedicated to sucking Alexander Skarsgård’s dick and I feel like this is just the sort of pick-me-up we need in this time of atrocity.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Harry ball— wait, infected balls wiped in dog shit Oh fuck maybe I’m just hungry. Yeah haha sorry guess I just needed to eat. Anyway I’ll fix this tomorrow morning. Here try this it’s pretty good… (2/2)

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

500 CHARACTERS IS TOO MUCH NOT ENOUGH CHARACTERS WANT, GIB, MOAR CHARACTERS. No but seriously, I'd probably be happy to give masto.host a gajillion dollars a month for my account if they'd just let me set the max post length like I could when I was self hosting.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

It might surprise you to know that I love me some gospelly house. Set me up with a strong singer and a 5 part with descant gospel choir and I'ma do the ass-chair-dance the whole way through my workday. Weirdly, it seems like one of the largest infultration of AI music though. I want to hear the […]

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

I’ve always wanted to own a tipper you upside downer see-saw thing. You know, it reverse tilts you to stretch and let the blood pool in your brain instead of your feet? Interested in feedback. Good idea, bad idea?

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

The world may suck, but it sucks a little bit less when you get to share the world with a loving pet.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

@paco @cR0w And — and, the product is better and less likely to kill us all.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

I lost all self control. It’s gone. Me and hubby are it in bed.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

Oh my god I forgot I ordered a square of gluten free strawberry crème cake from the grocery store. It was *really* good.

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I guess you could argue definitions but I do think the trump admin immigration policy is genocidal and everyone involved should be tried at the hague.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

Defective company which is all about itself: Acmememe.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

I meant to write "latest version" but it came out "lastest version" and upon review, I think that's perfectly cromulent vocabulation.

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garry @repeattofa.de · 04/10/2026

i think the plane should fly at a time that is convenient for me

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

[parents crying because I said a naughty word] Anyhoo, tomorrow's Monday. Fuck Monday too, since this post is already CW'd or, in the words of the worlds most excellent church lady parent, "that safety thing or warning or something."

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

[parents crying because I said a naughty word] Consider the case where I'm at a ... neighbor's bbq grill or a birthday party or something. Am I going to scream "fuck" around a bunch of kids? Probably not; and if I did I'd probably feel embarrassed. Am I going to stop referring to Musk without […]

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

[parents crying because I said a naughty word] And again, I want to be a good person and do the better thing and I'm totally 100% about doing good things for children, but I'm just going to kind of say "if you saw the word 'fuck' but had no objection with the nazi salute, you missed the point."

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

[parents crying because I said a naughty word] I'm sort of going to say, if your kid isn't old enough to hear the word "fuck" in relation to my assertions about Elon Musk doing a nazi salute, they probably shouldn't be on the internet. Or get that whatever nanny software that shields the child […]

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

[parents crying because I said a naughty word] So my instance admin team received this report: > He has used offensive language. Without adding that safety thing or warning or something. my kids saw that. I said "fuck" in a post. The fedi-community member in me wants to make sure that this is […]

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