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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Very good Gemini, you've "deduced" that a 50% abortion rate per 1000 people would be one thousand *or more* abortions? Jesus sometimes LLMs are such idiotboxes. Note: yeah I know, you hate LLMs and I'm to be shamed for suggesting I used one. That's not what this post is about.

It's a statistical analysis of abortion rates for the US during the Gen-Z era, compared with other countries.

Some statistics are spot on, such as 10%-15% of 1000 population would be 100-150 abortions.

Some statistics are bonkers, like 35%-50% of 1000 population would be 500-1000 OR MORE, because somehow you can do more than 100% abortion rate?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Finally feel seen. Yo what’s up homo homies, we rocking this or nah? #gay

An advertisement for “really gay shorts.”

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Yeah so like, this has to be a mistake right?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Serious question. Why on earth is there a flood watch? It hasn’t rained all day, it won’t rain for the rest of the day. It’s not like Pittsburgh is on a glacier that’s suddenly going to melt in September. I am le confused. 🤔

A capture of the flood watch notification along with the hourly forecast.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Wait a minute, is Jared trying to do the trumpcordion gesticulations with his hands? So like, first of all, it's not a good look, and second of all Jared your hands are waaaaaaay too big to pull that off. You need a Ladies' Small golf glove to make that move work.

Jared Kushner standing at a podium making the "shoulder-width thiiiiiis big" movement with his hands, like his gross in-law daddy does.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

“‘We are unable to comment further at this time.’ The statement continued: ‘…’” Er uh, sure…

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

Wow. Her brother passed at 28 years old too.

Hayden Panettiere, Actress on 'Heroes' and Nashville, Dies at 36
"It is with profound sadness that we share the tragic passing of our beloved Hayden," her father said in a statement; an investigation into her death is ongoing.
BY KIMBERLY NORDYKE AND CARLY
THOMAS
Aug 16, 2026 10:38 PM

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

Awwww who's a cute widdle Windows Desktop... WHO'S A CUTE WIDDLE WINDOWS DESKTOP, yes you are, YES YOU ARE...

The joke here is that this is a very tiny Windows 11 desktop, with the resolution so small that it can only fit four vertical icons.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new and improved Dexcom G7 coupled with the Omnipod 5.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

Oh. Oh wait. Oh I know… wait I know this one… ummm… d- don’t put an enormous fricking water consuming behemoth attached to the river?

USA TODAY
Get paid to use less water?
New plan aims to help save
Colorado River
SWASTI SINGHAI, USA TODAY
Updated 6:49 pm EDT Aug. 4, 2026
A new plan to help alleviate the Colorado River water crisis aims to use millions of dollars to pay some in Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and New Mexico to voluntarily use less water from the river, according to Colorado officials.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

[Language that scary big people use] Last night saw the whole “omg omg trump says he’s halting the attack because Iran acquiesced omg” and I was literally like “Why. Are. We. Covering. Anything. That. Fucking. Hemorrhoid. Says. No but seriously why.” This is why we shouldn’t.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Iran Says No Talks With the U.S. on Hormuz Strait
Iran's foreign ministry says discussions with Oman continue on managing traffic through the passage; Trump calls Tehran
'unbelievably duplicitous'

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

My husband keeps buying these toy lambies at the pet store and now we have small lambie, medium sized lambie, and large lambie (who is approaching the size of @harleythedoggo) Bonus: can you find Harley in this picture?

A bed with three different sized toy lambs strewn across it and a dog hiding in the background

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

Whatsamatta Homer, you ain’t never seen a naked chick ridin’ a clam before?

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

I don’t really know these people; so I’m guessing the left picture is grandma and the right is… her foot?

Kim Kardashian defended sharing a photo of her late grandmother MJ's 'beautiful' foot after her death, saying

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

How do you vote *for* this? And how do you then tell people —out loud— that you’re proud to have voted for these irredeemably disgusting morbid and grotesque policies and actions and goals? How the fuck. Do you vote. *FOR*. This.

The Israeli government this week stripped Nile crocodiles of their protected status in order to advance a proposal that National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir said was inspired by the Trump administration's now-shuttered Alligator Alcatraz to build a prison for Palestinians surrounded by a moat full of the ravenous reptiles.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

So my pump just waits until I want to be asleep and then is like hahaha now i kill!!!

A graph that is just all over the place.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

Huzzah. I built a shortcut to let me search without only returning “10 blue links.” No AI, no business listing, just results.

A picture of my search box. Returns no AI results.

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

Couldn’t resist. Had to check out the website for America250. Barely had the site loaded and realized there was immediately a mistake. Do they not realize that July 4th *IS* on Saturday? 🤔

Hours of Operation:
10:00 a.m.-9:00 p.m. Sunday-Wednesday
10:00 a.m.-11:00 p.m. Thursday-Saturday
10:00 a.m. until midnight on July 4

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026

I have a family thing in August and like 20 people want to go to a Pirates game the day after. For *weeks* their website has been showing this error. Can this franchise really have gone this long without group ticket sales working?

ERROR
The username 'mmagroup_Pitproxy does not have UPDATE access permission to Patron Account. This permission is
access code based.
CLOSE

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

Not you Chet, you look like a dinosaur’s tampon.

A chef talking to a cook commenting on his splattered chefs jacket

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026

$254 + $16 + $50. Forget the cents and the rounding, you can (probably) do this in your head. How in the everloving fuck did they arrive at $342.64?!?

Rental $254.00
Insurance $16.50
Fee $50.80
Total $342.64

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026

We keep several throw-puppies on hand to lounge on and snuzzle

The bestest doggo passed out amongst the blankets

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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026

I’m not sure I believe that “bamboo underwear” is going to feel great…

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