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Joseph L. Selby

@josephlselby.com
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Ed tech professional, writer, gamer, nerd. I like your cat more than I like you. [he/him | they/them]

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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 16h
It amazes me. Why wouldn't it amaze a moron?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 01/10/2026
I liked the first two Enola Holmes movies, but lip fillers freak me out, and I can't watch the third. I'm listening, but every time I look at the screen, my skin crawls.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 01/10/2026
Please do.
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 29/09/2026
Reading the text first, I thought this was a strip about Shadowheart. Glad to see she's not alone.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 25/09/2026
When playing board games, I always pick yellow because it's a color no one else wants and then I don't have to remember which color is mine that game. The one time I was red, I helped the yellow player win by accident.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 25/09/2026
A friend sent me a job opportunity but said they would never hire me if I kept posting about feelings, behaviors, and unethical business practices on LinkedIn. Some I've deleted every post that makes me look like a human, and now I have no interest posting there again.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
No, I'm not. I simply disagree with Mouse about making unreasonable demands as a form of influence. If it was the Proud Boys instead of genocide protesters, would we still complain about them getting arrested?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
Eat a cookie, keyboard Communist.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
He acknowledged after the original claim that he does not have the legal authority to arrest Netanyahu. Most reports are spare on details about the protest arrests, but those that cite a cause say they're blocking traffic without a permit, which is a lawful arrest. Is there something different?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
Oh no, I asked questions! How dare I?!
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
What should he do, and why should he do it?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
He is? I didn't know that was a function of the mayor. Does he use handcuffs or zip ties? What's standard equipment for mayors?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/09/2026
I interviewed you in 2009 or 2010, and you said all the way back then that you wanted to write a Doom book.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 23/09/2026
A woman dating a woman is pretty straightforward lesbian or bi.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 23/09/2026
Any chess players around that can explain why the king wouldn't take the knight? Stockfish has the queen's pawn move next.
A game review from chess.com where the computer suggests moving a knight forward beside the king to fork the queen and rook.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 22/09/2026
The video game industry is an easy example of how executives aren't worth their salaries.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 21/09/2026
His involvement here was because Paramount is threatening to move to Texas.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 21/09/2026
Republicans have painted him as one of the key villains of the democratic party. It would be career suicide to switch.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 21/09/2026
I like the For You feed, but it doesn't include people I follow, which is annoying. Anyone know a way to merge the two so I don't have to flip back and forth?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 19/09/2026
My favorite benefit of using Libro.fm is that I get to choose my local bookstore to support.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 11/09/2026
I was engaged to an Indian woman at the time. Anyone with brown skin immediately became the enemy. I got in so many confrontations, protecting her.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 10/09/2026
You assume Garland wasn't aligned with Biden's preferences.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 10/09/2026
Two more years of John Fetterman before Pennsylvania can elect someone without a traumatic brain injury. There needs to be a way for citizens to recall their elected officials. Being stuck with a stroke victim for 6 years is ridiculous.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 07/09/2026
As I struggle to install the small 4 TB SSD into its slot, I remember the inciting incident for Johnny is when he tries to store 320 GB of data in his head where part of his brain had to be removed.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 07/09/2026
I saw the store "Britches of Concord" today, but I misread it as "Bitches of Concord", and it made me miss my roller derby friends.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 05/09/2026
Implementing the tech before knowing how to use it didn't lead to positive results? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 05/09/2026
Sugar-free vanilla is the "salads are vegetarian" option for diabetic latte drinkers.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 05/09/2026
Wouldn't that make it a public army of influencers?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 01/09/2026
I'm starting to wonder if the AI interview I took was a scam. There were some yellow flags, but the CEO's profile seemed legit. He is even connected to some of my connections. But now I'm wondering if the interview was used to train the model instead of looking for an actual applicant.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 01/09/2026
If we can't elect a congress capable of doing its job, how could we elect to remove a president?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 01/09/2026
We really need JD Vance to become president before January. I don't want that fucker eligible for two terms as president. (Not that I think he could win two terms, but it's getting harder to trust our elections, so who wants to risk it?)
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
every republican president of my lifetime has been an unmitigated disaster, and I've got a pretty large sample set at this point
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New name for Reacher
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 31/08/2026
It's a little darker. The story is about a Jew moneylender converting to Christianity and finding charity. I had this conversation with Tart back in the day, who teaches Dickens. Apparently he caused a bit of a stir with his views of Jews back in the day.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 28/08/2026
My favorite quote I saw today: "Golf is the data center of sports."
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 24/08/2026
How is "stayed awhile" defined in comparison to "visited" and "lived there"?
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 23/08/2026
Also, that episode was terrible.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 23/08/2026
Willing not unwilling
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 22/08/2026
Is anyone else disappointed that Magneto will be in the next X-Men movie?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As soon as there‘s a Democrat in the White House again, John Roberts will discover all kinds of new limitations on their presidential powers, but for now, President Make-a-Wish gets whatever his little heart desires
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 22/08/2026
I just don't understand why this Supreme Court is so unwilling to undermine constitutional checks and balances.
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Joseph L. Selby @josephlselby.com · 21/08/2026
I just took a political survey that asked if I support a 99% income tax for every dollar over $1000 to support cow literacy. WHAT?!
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