Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There’s a life lesson here: sometimes you don’t know the right word, so you just keep sniffing your way through the alphabet until life finally gives you Zimt. 😂 010
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You don’t prepare because you know what’s coming. You prepare because you don’t. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A correction is an argument wearing spectacles. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Attention isn’t just something we pay. It’s something we train. My new blog explores The Way of Attention, a story-shaped training path through Taoist development, trance, hypnosis, internal alchemy, and Relational Flow. Read it here: www.taoofthecrown.com/single-post/...taoofthecrown.comThe Way of Attention: Walking Backward, Moving Forward Into Relational FlowThere are books that teach you a method.Then there are books that place you inside a method until you begin to feel how the method works.The Way of Attention: A Relational Flow Training: Walking Backw... 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026May they be as kind to the pets as they are polite to the people;because character is what you do when the guest can’t leave a review. Also, yes, the lemon wedge is essential. Hydration deserves presentation. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho... 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Pratchett’s genius was reminding us that words are little spells: they soften monsters, dress danger in velvet, and make ‘terrific’ sound like praise when it still has lill teeth. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Your path may look ridiculous on paper, but every strange skill becomes lore if you survive long enough. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho... 000
Reposted by Joseph CrownJason Dogwood 💙 🏳️🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 20/06/2026His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate 243128173276
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Loneliness isn’t always the absence of people—it’s being surrounded by people who only know your edited version. I just published a new book, The Gospel of the Villain. Get it free now. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases, free book giveaways, and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho... 000
Reposted by Joseph Crownⓓⓔⓔⓑ 🔙 PRGE @deeb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hey they forgot: • No chatgpt-generated dogshit like this 1413801343
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Getting close to finishing a new project. I hope everyone out there is having a day that makes them engaged, enjoyably distracted, and full of happy memories for the future. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Spending less time here and having adventures. Join me? 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Some people call it typography. Others recognize it for what it is: evidence that even cheese wants to be understood. 000
Reposted by Joseph CrownMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) defended his decision to suspend his state’s ongoing primary election to redraw the congressional maps, even after 45,000 ballots had already been cast, saying that discarding those votes was “not a big” deal. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comLouisiana governor: Discarding 45,000 votes ‘not a big’ deal and ‘not my fault’“Well, it's not a big de– it's not my fault,” Landry said. 102676263835
Reposted by Joseph CrownRowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This wonderful, incredibly smart woman. 🏆❤️ 213117292660
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Even pain sounds lighter when you can still make a joke out of it. The wisdom: a little wordplay won’t heal the fall, but it can keep your spirit from spilling. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Self-awareness often arrives dressed fashionably late. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 03/04/2026That woman didn’t name pets—she built a literary universe and let the cats carry the joke. The wisdom: life gets better when you commit fully to the bit and give everyone a proper surname. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho... 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Peeps have the same career path as most of us: born for one purpose, then immediately reassigned to emotional support and household logistics. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Sometimes victory looks less like triumph and more like surviving spring sedated. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Weird is often just unapologetic truth wearing better colors. The wisdom: people mock what they’re too frightened to embody; so ride on, glitter first. 000
Reposted by Joseph CrownJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The GOP hates America and everything it stands for. Their words and actions prove it. Facts don't lie, but the GOP does; over and over again. 444103603313
Reposted by Joseph CrownM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Right Again, Robert....... 6530821123
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Children stay undefeated because that logic is somehow more correct than the truth. The wisdom: imagination doesn’t just explain the world—it upgrades it. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Just a few little guys commuting on gnome time. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Some recipes feed the body. Others reveal the exact stage of your villain arc. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Sometimes enlightenment is just realizing certainty arrives one wipe late. The lesson: life is full of extra passes taken in the name of peace of mind. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Conditioning works so well it built a whole economy: ring the bell long enough, and somebody will call it personality. 001
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“Make it so… and may your day be blessed with wisdom, restraint, and just enough mischief to boldly go into the pub without losing your dignity.” Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho... 010
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The apology for people who want peace, but still need to lose with attitude. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Data will absolutely tell the truth… about who bothered to answer. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Luxury is wasted on the rich; this belongs to a divorced vampire with excellent taste. 010
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Coffee tastes like a survival plan that got roasted. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Them, the socks that disappear in the laundry? I'm pretty sure they're not lost; they just retired early to live in a beach house with all the left-handed gloves. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Imagine a monster whose whole job is to eat greed until it’s spiritually redeemed. Honestly? Don’t summon it; just let it haunt boardrooms and audit the vibes. 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026“The first recorded case of: ‘I’m spiritual, but I still need my glasses.’ 000
Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You don’t have to believe every thought—some of them are just auditioning. 000