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Joseph Crown

@josephcrown.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.7K following 718 posts

I’m a Guru, Hypno Dom, and lifestyle architect inspiring transformation through kink, BDSM, and alt lifestyles. With 20+ years as a hypnotic practitioner, author, and researcher, I’m a muse for counter-culture self-discovery and growth.

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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tis the season!
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There’s a life lesson here: sometimes you don’t know the right word, so you just keep sniffing your way through the alphabet until life finally gives you Zimt. 😂
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t prepare because you know what’s coming. You prepare because you don’t.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A correction is an argument wearing spectacles.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Made me smile.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This makes me smile.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Attention isn’t just something we pay. It’s something we train. My new blog explores The Way of Attention, a story-shaped training path through Taoist development, trance, hypnosis, internal alchemy, and Relational Flow. Read it here: www.taoofthecrown.com/single-post/...
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The Way of Attention: Walking Backward, Moving Forward Into Relational Flow
There are books that teach you a method.Then there are books that place you inside a method until you begin to feel how the method works.The Way of Attention: A Relational Flow Training: Walking Backw...
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
May they be as kind to the pets as they are polite to the people;because character is what you do when the guest can’t leave a review. Also, yes, the lemon wedge is essential. Hydration deserves presentation. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This made me smile.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pratchett’s genius was reminding us that words are little spells: they soften monsters, dress danger in velvet, and make ‘terrific’ sound like praise when it still has lill teeth.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Your path may look ridiculous on paper, but every strange skill becomes lore if you survive long enough. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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LynnZ 🦋 @zizij.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate
Photo of a bridge over a roadway with large white letters attached to the railing spelling out: “HE CAN'T EVEN WIN A WAR AGAINST ALGAE.” The sign references recent problems with algae growth in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Karma here made me laugh.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Loneliness isn’t always the absence of people—it’s being surrounded by people who only know your edited version. I just published a new book, The Gospel of the Villain. Get it free now. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases, free book giveaways, and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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ⓓⓔⓔⓑ 🔙 PRGE @deeb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey they forgot: • No chatgpt-generated dogshit like this
It’s a nostalgia bait post almost certainly generated in ChatGPT that reads:

No accounts.
No logins.
No day-one patch.
No battle pass.
No roadmap.
Just the disc, the controller, and the game.
We didn't realize how good we had it.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Getting close to finishing a new project. I hope everyone out there is having a day that makes them engaged, enjoyably distracted, and full of happy memories for the future.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Makes me smile.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Spending less time here and having adventures. Join me?
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cvm in pvb @cvminpvb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#datacenters
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Some people call it typography. Others recognize it for what it is: evidence that even cheese wants to be understood.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A plan to get behind.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) defended his decision to suspend his state’s ongoing primary election to redraw the congressional maps, even after 45,000 ballots had already been cast, saying that discarding those votes was “not a big” deal. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Louisiana governor: Discarding 45,000 votes ‘not a big’ deal and ‘not my fault’
“Well, it's not a big de– it's not my fault,” Landry said.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Made me smile.
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This wonderful, incredibly smart woman. 🏆❤️
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Even pain sounds lighter when you can still make a joke out of it. The wisdom: a little wordplay won’t heal the fall, but it can keep your spirit from spilling.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Self-awareness often arrives dressed fashionably late.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That woman didn’t name pets—she built a literary universe and let the cats carry the joke. The wisdom: life gets better when you commit fully to the bit and give everyone a proper surname. Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Peeps have the same career path as most of us: born for one purpose, then immediately reassigned to emotional support and household logistics.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sometimes victory looks less like triumph and more like surviving spring sedated.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Weird is often just unapologetic truth wearing better colors. The wisdom: people mock what they’re too frightened to embody; so ride on, glitter first.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The GOP hates America and everything it stands for. Their words and actions prove it. Facts don't lie, but the GOP does; over and over again.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Right Again, Robert.......
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Children stay undefeated because that logic is somehow more correct than the truth. The wisdom: imagination doesn’t just explain the world—it upgrades it.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just a few little guys commuting on gnome time.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Some recipes feed the body. Others reveal the exact stage of your villain arc.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sometimes enlightenment is just realizing certainty arrives one wipe late. The lesson: life is full of extra passes taken in the name of peace of mind.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Conditioning works so well it built a whole economy: ring the bell long enough, and somebody will call it personality.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Make it so… and may your day be blessed with wisdom, restraint, and just enough mischief to boldly go into the pub without losing your dignity.” Follow Joseph Crown on Amazon for new releases and updates: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The apology for people who want peace, but still need to lose with attitude.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Data will absolutely tell the truth… about who bothered to answer.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Luxury is wasted on the rich; this belongs to a divorced vampire with excellent taste.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Coffee tastes like a survival plan that got roasted.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Evil, but make it accredited.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Them, the socks that disappear in the laundry? I'm pretty sure they're not lost; they just retired early to live in a beach house with all the left-handed gloves.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The real sin is the efficiency.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Imagine a monster whose whole job is to eat greed until it’s spiritually redeemed. Honestly? Don’t summon it; just let it haunt boardrooms and audit the vibes.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“The first recorded case of: ‘I’m spiritual, but I still need my glasses.’
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alive, alert, and only mildly haunted.
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Joseph Crown @josephcrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You don’t have to believe every thought—some of them are just auditioning.
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