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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵

@josephaustin.bsky.social
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Texan. Reformed. Ally. He/him/his Jennifer's bf. To be called 'woke', in a world that sleeps through suffering, is no insult. If you love 'freedom', but you don't think everyone deserves it, then you love *privilege*. People displeaser.

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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
L.F.GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this real?? Are we giving billionaires literal 'Gold Stars' now?? And, now they have a special club in the Alt-White House. So much pain and suffering could be ended in this picture with one well-placed blue whale.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't sleep? Perhaps a murder podcast would help.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you aren't a billionaire Then your enemies are not in the middle east They are in the ep$tein files
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work a total of 4 days Drive up gas prices Blame joe biden Helluva plan.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Im an internet nobody And I support this message.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently I have a trade deficit with my local H.E.B. I give them hundreds of dollars and get worthless food.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drugs are a helluva drugs.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Raise your hand if you think ole' Mitch is gonna make it in tomorrow for the farm bill vote.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obvs this was before pedolf roasted him
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is mobster-level shit. "Eeehhhh, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to your store without my guys to protect you."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I suspect the $5k, if it occurs at all, will be built into taxes as a credit, and will also somehow only apply to the top 0.001%.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But, why not $10k? Or, $50k? Fuck. I might do it if he pinky promised me a solid half mil.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hear the $5k bribe will trickle down
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Survivor, in an interview: "Cuz I thought I was gonna get 5,000 dollars."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Could someone PS a pic of Farva saying: "Does this look like spit to you?? Fuck it. I'm about to win 5,000 dollars."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tell you what- Pay me first, and I'll think about it.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, trickle-down $5,000?
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, okay. Lets' see... Koi- oil on canvas. Artists-quote reply your most detailed work.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would bet a $3 bill he has the softest hands in the senate. He's full throat.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
'Trading' is something that non-abusers do to get things. Some know it as 'the price' or 'cost' of goods. This is how normal people operate. Thieves aren't familiar with this.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I wouldn't call it a 'war'."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks! I hate it.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me, sowing: Haha, ya! dis rules Me, reaping: this fucking sucks
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OKAY YOU FUCKING BAG OF SOUP FORKS - WILL THE BANG BANGS AND POW POWS STILL BE GOING?? fuck'n, jd.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mike Johnson is an evil pedophile protector, and he uses Christianity as a tool of manipulation.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well-known as the least liked member of congress by all parties and the most-likely to be described "flaccid", Cancun-Ralph, a birthright citizen and bill-blocker -- I'd say he's 50/50 for the repb ticket.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We dont have Healthcare so cops can spy on their ex girlfriends.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The world is burning But The grout looks nicer. So, there's that.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
TO BE FAIR jelly makes a good point bc its mushroom shaped
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We could be here being all "listen up suburban white boys, tired: looksmaxxing wired: flocksmashing" but fuck just look at these charges
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Flock cameras allegedly hammered down, burned by teens in Chester County
Officers said that between 1 and 3 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 15, two Chester County Flock cameras suddenly went offline.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An ill-informed, populist lefty willing to promote high-click content. No thank you. 🧡
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I guess I like Jelly Roll now. Weird.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's a clip [of some of the asshole things you've said] since your first day...
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has he considered renaming the continent? Maybe the planet? Or, our species? Anyway. I just dropped a huge donald in my 3rd bathroom's shitter.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Republicans do a better job of managing their money" *hardest eyeroll I can muster*
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Side Eye Monkey Meme
ALT: Side Eye Monkey Meme
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Comedy Central should do a KP Roast and just let Talarico do this exact same speech.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
^s FAF
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AND THE CROWD ...WENT ... MILD!!! 🤭🤣 He shoulda started a slow clap
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Its North Korean beef. Which means is dog. Or Venezuelan. Which means it has parasites. Or Russian, which would mean horse. Or British meaning sheep. Or Chinese. Cheap and communist. Or Israeli, meaning Palestinian. MAGA.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is literally the "look what I maed" meme in video form.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
WERE CALLING ON ALL OUR ALLIES TO STEP UP OR WELL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOU Jfcdft
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A long necked dog gun?? LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When you're in GOPs crosshairs, its because you're helping too many people, and the only people with that kind of money are billionaires and governments.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Between first term golf grandpa who took credit for letting obamas US run on autopilot And second term sleepydon who has arguably fucked up everything he's decided to hand's-on touch There was a brief moment where grown ups helped the world recover from covid. Billionaires shouldn't exist.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aaaaaaand America has joined the Axis.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But Harvard people say Harvard is smart. Why would they do this??
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