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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵

@josephaustin.bsky.social
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Texan. Reformed. Ally. He/him/his Jennifer's bf. To be called 'woke', in a world that sleeps through suffering, is no insult. If you love 'freedom', but you don't think everyone deserves it, then you love *privilege*. People displeaser.

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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thats creative, at least. But...
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Confused White Guy Blinking
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope you find peace. I've enjoyed following you, and you deserve so much love and enjoyment. Other people are hard. Youre a ray of joy.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Decimate" means "reduce by 10%" So, his statements are likely accurate.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
L.F.GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this real?? Are we giving billionaires literal 'Gold Stars' now?? And, now they have a special club in the Alt-White House. So much pain and suffering could be ended in this picture with one well-placed blue whale.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't sleep? Perhaps a murder podcast would help.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bless her heart. Cringey af.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you aren't a billionaire Then your enemies are not in the middle east They are in the ep$tein files
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The circle of deer.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Work a total of 4 days Drive up gas prices Blame joe biden Helluva plan.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its ok to change your mind. Thats growth.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
700 trillion views actually
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ole Droopy Don Slump
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Im an internet nobody And I support this message.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently I have a trade deficit with my local H.E.B. I give them hundreds of dollars and get worthless food.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drugs are a helluva drugs.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Throwing 🔥🔥 Thank you brother.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is Difficult difficult lemon difficult
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Raise your hand if you think ole' Mitch is gonna make it in tomorrow for the farm bill vote.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Dude: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obvs this was before pedolf roasted him
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is mobster-level shit. "Eeehhhh, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to your store without my guys to protect you."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I suspect the $5k, if it occurs at all, will be built into taxes as a credit, and will also somehow only apply to the top 0.001%.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But, why not $10k? Or, $50k? Fuck. I might do it if he pinky promised me a solid half mil.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hear the $5k bribe will trickle down
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Survivor, in an interview: "Cuz I thought I was gonna get 5,000 dollars."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Could someone PS a pic of Farva saying: "Does this look like spit to you?? Fuck it. I'm about to win 5,000 dollars."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tell you what- Pay me first, and I'll think about it.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It'll trickle-down *THIS* time
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, trickle-down $5,000?
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Are MAGA not a bitching minority??
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, okay. Lets' see... Koi- oil on canvas. Artists-quote reply your most detailed work.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What *kind* of trinkets??
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would bet a $3 bill he has the softest hands in the senate. He's full throat.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
'Trading' is something that non-abusers do to get things. Some know it as 'the price' or 'cost' of goods. This is how normal people operate. Thieves aren't familiar with this.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I wouldn't call it a 'war'."
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks! I hate it.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes 😞
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me, sowing: Haha, ya! dis rules Me, reaping: this fucking sucks
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ted is well know for being the least liked member of congress by all other members of congress. This shit Is bananas
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OKAY YOU FUCKING BAG OF SOUP FORKS - WILL THE BANG BANGS AND POW POWS STILL BE GOING?? fuck'n, jd.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mike Johnson is an evil pedophile protector, and he uses Christianity as a tool of manipulation.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well-known as the least liked member of congress by all parties and the most-likely to be described "flaccid", Cancun-Ralph, a birthright citizen and bill-blocker -- I'd say he's 50/50 for the repb ticket.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"It's was a sad day for the country" 😂 wut??
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We dont have Healthcare so cops can spy on their ex girlfriends.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The world is burning But The grout looks nicer. So, there's that.
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Rv. MS Cpt. Joseph Austin, w love 🔵 @josephaustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
TO BE FAIR jelly makes a good point bc its mushroom shaped
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