Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Aura battles are just stand fights, we just can’t see them 000 0
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think watching The Nostalgia Critic as a kid did irreversible damage to me 000 0
Reposted by JosendronNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/08/2026An important message from all of us at Nintendo of America: We are heartbroken to announce the passing of Cranky Kong. He passed away sometime last night after getting caught in a gust of wind and hitting the side of an apartment building. No memorial service will be held, as per his will. 291100190 1.1K
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This doesn’t surprise me. CNN has always catered to wine moms who think themselves as liberals, when in reality they still feel scared being around black and brown people 041 4
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You hate to see AI slop in something you agree with. God dammit pick up a guitar and sing 020 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guys I’m mildly into Warhammer 40k and I’m scared I’ll get more into it into the future. Rip my wallet 020 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This happened btw, Peter Jackson had to cut this out of Get Back 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Reading through my old posts, and god I was either hilarious or fucking annoying. It was either a banger or straight up cringe. 000 0
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Kinda wild to believe it’s been a decade since 5 was released and we still don’t have Persona 6 To put that into perspective, the time between P4 and P5 was eight years… 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Why do I get the feeling that MCU actors get blindfolded and forced into an unmarked vehicle just to arrive on a set primarily of green screen just so that they don’t spoil the most minute details to the public 010 1
Reposted by JosendronVeems🏳️⚧️🔞(COMMS ARE CLOSED umu) @voctopie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026GIMME YAKUZA 3 WITHOUT THE SUBSTORIES WITHOUT THE SUBSTORIES? AND WITHOUT THE GAMEPLAY WITHOUT THE GAMEPLAY!?!? GIMME A YAKUZA 3 WITH NOTHIN' NOTHIN???? 2263 26
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I can’t believe I used to defend this shitty ass company back when Gaiden and IW came out. SEGA are money hungry vultures who would rather cannibalize their own games for more cash. RGG are spineless cowards incapable of making a game without Kiryu or majima in it anymore 040 4
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’m smoking on that Daidoji pack, the fat fuck deserved to die Fuck his stupid ass boat The man who erased all his bitches 020 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026KIRYU IS DEAD TO ME MAJIMA IS DEAD TO ME ICHIBAN HAS BEEN KICKED TO THE WAYSIDE YAGAMI IS IN A FUCKING COMA RGG IS WASHED! YAKUZA/LAD IS DEAD! YOKOYAMA HAS SPIT IN MY FACE AND TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD LIKE IT 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026RGG had one fucking job, copy paste Y3 with Lost judgment gameplay and it would have been peak. But instead, they hire a sexual abuser, retcon the lore, rush development and push it onto a different studio, make the combat worse, and shit all over their own legacy… Just to pull a FF7 remake on us! 020 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 12/02/2026SEGA DOESN’T DESERVE YOU ANYWAY ICHIBAN JUSTICE FOR THE GOAT AND HIS FRIENDSmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and a red jacket is peeking out of a holeALT: a man with a beard and a red jacket is peeking out of a hole 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I bet you the new series will be either “Shin Ryu Ga Gotoku” or “Reincarnated Dragon” or some other kind of shit 120 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Holy fuck RGG is speedrunning the death of their franchise and their studio as we know it. You were the goat only 2 years ago man… 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Completely unrelated… Gang of Dragon looks like a fun game 😃 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Days like these make me start acting like Dennis Reynoldsmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt is making a funny face . 000 0
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 03/01/2026If Three Day’s Grace was called Three Days Late “I Hate Everything about…” 020 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I don’t know how to feel about YouTubers being sponsored by law firms in a video about creepy lost media 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Clair Obscur getting so many awards along with the game of the year award whilst being a game that came out in the middle of the year feels so refreshing to me. I’m looking at you GoW 2! 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 13/12/2025How are they gonna fit all of the rewards it got on the game of the year edition box art 030 3
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 13/12/2025You can take the man out of the series but you can’t take the god damn city out of the man MF CANT ESCAPE KAMUROCHO FOR THE LIFE OF HIM 030 3
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I find it mildly fascinating that as we get closer to a world with sci-fi technology, the general public, including me, have gotten more and more pessimistic about it. Could that be because our view of the future is slowing rotting away due to corporate greed? 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The fact that we won’t know if the sun has exploded for 8 minutes after it does explode will be the most stressful thing for people 5 billion years in the future. “Holy shit is the sun gonna explode?!” They won’t ever know if they’re in the 8 minute wait for death or not. 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I’m probably not the only one who’s feeling this way, but Kalshi is so fucking dystopian man. You’re telling me people are betting on whether or not Taylor Swift will cry on a livestream? They have life savings and mortgages set on stupid bets like these. 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Are we fr freaking out about a faulty escalator and shitty teleprompting? Is this not North Korean levels of “How dare our supreme god emperor face mild inconveniences!!” Like, this is parody, right? This is parody news, right? 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Controversial opinion: I think a Y3 Kiwami is kinda needless, to me at least. The story is good already and unlike what some people say, the gameplay was never really bad for me. Was it perfect, no, but it forced me to actually think about fights in a strategic way 230 3
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Prediction: Trumps gonna appoint Maxwell to some kind of lowly government position in 2 and a half years 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I would say Vshojo doing this is unprecedented, but honestly with how many other vtuber companies have fallen over the past 4 years, I’m, surprised the industry is just now crumbling lmao 000 0
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 22/07/2025New tyler album has some of the best production I’ve seen in a while in a hip hop record. I feel like he’s really leaning more into a producer than rapper tho 000 0
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Embezzling money for any charity is horrendous, but doing it to a charity that directly benefits the talent you have on payroll is comical evil. I hope the company burns and anyone who embezzled the money find solace in the fact that they will burn in hell. 071 7
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It took y’all close to 5 years to figure out what to do, and it was the most obvious direction to take the film…. How do you fuck up a blade movie when 3 of them exist for you to copy their homework off of 140 4
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I, on one hand, understand why he would like her character, especially since I also like her character on both a surface level and in general relation to her role in the early story, but… God she’s such a poorly written character when surrounded by the narrative of 5, it makes me wonder why 1/2 120 2
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I find this comsically funny. Like isn’t the whole criticism of social media is that it incites negativity? Yet when a platform manages to curb this, it’s called an echo chamber and an insane asylum. Admit it, you don’t wanna fix the problem, you wanna bitch and profit off of it. 060 6
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Like clockworkmedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a sign that says " www.redcross.org "ALT: two men are standing in front of a sign that says " www.redcross.org " 130 3
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Breaking news! The people who voted for the leopards eating their face party feel betrayed when the leopards indeed ate their face. 010 1
Josendron @josendron.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I find it funny that people like Sneako and Nick support Zoharn because he’s against Israel, for all of the wrong reasons. And people like Matt Walsh hate it! Casual racism vs. Competitive racism 010 1