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Josef Ogden

@josefogden.bsky.social
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Aspiring comedy writer/performer Opinions my own. #ThinkBigIn2026 RTs/Likes NOT necessarily endorsement.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I think there were better ways to announce that pro basketball player Grady Dick is injured.
Picture of NBA player Grady Dick and in big letters above and behind him the words “DICK OUT”
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fuck The Dead Donkey
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Who wants to be a fuck?
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@emwallbank.bsky.social just seen on the MummysBoy podcast that you're from Rotherham. Can't believe it. Even more that you and Self Esteem admit it! Can I ask where abouts? I'm from Swinton. Big fan btw despite not knowing first thing about Harry Potter
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Tickets and hotels for Morrissey and Little Man Tate secured!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Fucking hell! It's Fred Titmus!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a painting of jesus with his arms outstretched in front of a tunnel
ALT: a painting of jesus with his arms outstretched in front of a tunnel
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thanks #Pompey for acknowledging and taking part in the applause for Harvey. Also well done referee. Class all round. #BSkyBlades
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Just needed Steve Nicol
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Does Martin Keown always sound so insincere?
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
TICKABOO SON!
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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Give it Warnock till end of season
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Coldplay Spies is a reyt choon
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A Sticker's Worth 500 Words @asw500.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Happy Birthday to Brian Deane - hope he has a good one! astickersworth500words.blogspot.com/2020/06/325-... Mat Jolin-Beech takes a look at the man behind the first ever #PremierLeague goal. #DRFC #SUFC #PL #LUFC #Benfica #Boro #LCFC #WHUFC #EFL #football
astickersworth500words.blogspot.com
325: Brian Deane, Middlesbrough, Merlin’s F.A. Premier League 2000, Millennium Edition Sticker Collection
It’s Mat Jolin-Beech at the helm today and he attempts to tackle the deep existential questions of a life being summed up in a single momen...
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Sheffield United Community Foundation @communitysufc.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
🗣️ Start a conversation today. Want to talk to us? Check out our Mental Health Support timetable at sufc-community.com. @talkclubcharity.bsky.social | #TimeToTalkDay
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
#BSkyBlades
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Furbs33 @furbs33.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Boring half, yep. Check this out from Didzy 🤯 absolutely class. #SUFC #Bskyblades
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@imcmillan.bsky.social will you be at Darfield Museum tomorrow? Finally have an opportunity to visit with my son
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Took me a while! 😂
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@footballcliches.bsky.social is it me or has that USG player got a gumshield in? Games gone!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not saying you do, but I choose to believe that most questions around neurodivergency come from a good place: where people want to educate themselves but can often sound insensitive when their words are said out loud. I think intention is a lot to do with it. No silly Q's only silly As
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Sam @samcunliffe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
He really is some boy
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I have politely and eloquently (for me) asked management at several levels more than once why 60% office attendance has been mandated. Other than "cos your contract says so" I haven't had an answer. There's no quantifiable financial or effectiveness benefit to back the decision
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
End of an era 😢 #RIPEurosport www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...
theguardian.com
Eurosport’s end of an era in Britain casts doubts on future free-to-air coverage
Eurosport 1 and 2 are soon to be merged into TNT Sports, with mixed signals over TNT acquiring the rights to the Six Nations
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@priceoffootball.bsky.social gutted and surprised that you did not knock in the open goal which was The Smiths Oscillate Wildly on today's pod
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We don't care about Gibbs-White. He don't care about me. All we care about is James McAtee. #eezaBlade
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
O'Hare looks lost when his bestie isn't playing. Poor lad. Bless him
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
No need to thank me. Your response has provided more context for your original remarks which now make more sense and I can see how you arrived at those judgements. Amazing how being polite and civil can make for interesting, mature conversation. Thanks 👍
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hi Tara. Serious question: is there a point at which you would watch/listen to TM or MM in the future? What would they have to do for you to have made amends? Not looking for an argument, it's something I had to ask myself before buying tickets
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Tom Meighan's "Would You Mind" has got me in bits 😢 Can't wait to see him tomorrow night at Gorilla #mekkyriviera
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TBR - The Boot Room | Football News @tbrfootball.com · 24/01/2025
TBR Football understands that Ipswich Town have enquired about Sheffield United’s Scottish youth star Ryan One and could make a move for him this month,...
tbrfootball.com
Exclusive: Tottenham watching Sheffield United first-teamer as they consider bid before deadline day
TBR Football understands that Ipswich Town have enquired about Sheffield United’s Scottish youth star Ryan One and could make a move for him this month,...
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I was nearly blown off *by* Cliff. Does that count? 😂
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@footballcliches.bsky.social Seen a whole lot of snoozy fullbackery over the last week or so. The art of defending is slowly being eroded from the game. Games gone!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
TICKABOO SON! #MNURAN
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It was a give n go n all. #spaff
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@sirpaintalot.bsky.social do you do commissions? DM me either way please. If nowt else, keep up the good work!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Seeing Iliman Ndiaye score that goal today made me think about the times he scored those goals for #BSkyBlades. I'm so happy for him.
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Does this count? #BSkyBlades
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Drive-by throwing of shells at Italian plumbers 😬
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unitedite.bsky.social @unitedite.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Meanwhile, across town.....
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
THIS ONE'S FOR KEITH! #UndrTheCosh #FridayClub
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
BBC News - 'World's oldest derby match' returns after 13 years www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Sheffield braced for 'world's oldest football derby'
Two Sheffield football clubs are to face each other on the pitch for the first time in 13 years.
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Christ, no. Not McBurnie!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
#BSkyBlades
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Last time we took him to an "unusual" activity was Rock Up at Meadowhall. He's now done a nationally recognised 12 week programme and loves it. Goes every week. We encourage him to try anything once: activities, food etc. They might just like it. "You can't be what you can't see". Or your kids
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Took little un roller skating for first time today. He really took to it and didn't get frustrated or kick up a stink at all. But my back is fucking tanning!
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#BSkyBlades
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Best part of the match, apart from watching it at home, was listening to Nathan Blake and me reminiscing about his goals and performances against Newcastle and Norwich in 94. Then stop reminiscing immediately.
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Josef Ogden @josefogden.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Not his fault, or Wilder's even, but Burrows may as well have sat with me all game. Shot against post not withstanding
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