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José Antonio Márquez

@joseeight.me
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I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum. www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight

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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/10/2026
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Inglorious Bastards: Christoph Waltz as Landa
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 01/10/2026
Free Zoom meetings van 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/09/2026
Can anyone pronounce this reporter’s last name? 😂 PS I can pronounce all of the word.. except that last name 🤡😭😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 16/09/2026
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Diddy Freak Off Baby Oil Meme
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 11/09/2026
One
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Swedish House Mafia & Sebastian Ingrosso Live
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/08/2026
As a Spanish person, I’m glad this article is behind a paywall and nobody will read it.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/08/2026
Blending in with the locals 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/08/2026
Americans will travel to other continents to order Tito’s and Jack Daniel’s and espresso martinis. True symbol of sophistication and desire to explore the world.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 22/08/2026
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Moira Rose: It's A Scam
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 21/08/2026
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Dr. Squatch: Just The Tip
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/08/2026
Practicing my Italian before my trip to Italy: ✅ Buongiorno ✅ Il conto ✅ Quanto costa? ✅ Non parlo italiano, capisco un po', parlo inglese o spagnolo? ✅ Dov'è questo posto? ❗ Attenzione pickpocket! 📣 I think I'm ready.
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Peter Griffin's Mad Italian Briga
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/08/2026
I believe that’s only for some EVs, ICE vehicles you can, I have one and open it all the time. I don’t know if people need to get under the hood of an EV, more so the ones over $100k 🤷🏻‍♂️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/08/2026
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Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/08/2026
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Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/08/2026
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Rick James
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/08/2026
TIL this meme is about paella 😂😂😂🥘
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 16/08/2026
Filet américain, my favorite take on beef tartare 👨🏻‍🍳🇧🇪
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/08/2026
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Chudy Borat: I Cannot Afford
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/08/2026
Nvidia is the McDonald’s of AI.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 13/08/2026
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PSG Paris Saint Germain Champions League Win
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
Funniest thing I saw this week: youtu.be/elcbHQys_UI?...
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Odysseus Follows GPS Instructions Home
YouTube video by newzy
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
I don’t understand how this is possible.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
Going to Italy at the end of the month, and my favorite thing is to practice my limited Italian, to sound Italian, but tell them I don’t know Italian and see how they respond: “Non parlo italiano, parla inglese?” 😂🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
That’s quite the whip, not even bending it like Beckham 😂
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Chandler Bing Says 'WOOPAH'
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/08/2026
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The Wire
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/08/2026
This was a hoax, it was some sort of meme from over 10 years ago. They would videobomb and say this, all to sell merchandise.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/08/2026
More like if you were or weren’t hacked in a training run and the bragged about 🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/08/2026
A day, by definition, is the rotation of a planet (or star) on its axis, not related to our definition of “daytime” but total time to spin on the axis. Hence even Uranus counts, even though it’s titled almost 100 degrees.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
Weird, but expected, that a publication such as this thinks there’s still a chance. Good luck with whatever happens without UEFA. PS. A better article would have been would Infantino survive this failure.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
Whoever thought about this idea, asks the same question:
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Magnets, How Do They Work? (ICP Meme)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
“One of the only good” 🤡🤡😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
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Cape Verde National Flag Waving
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
Underrated commentary.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
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Alex Mashinsky: Ponzi Scheme for Dummies Book
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/07/2026
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ESPAÑA 2 ESTRELLA
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
Thanks, very serious on the blood part 😂😂😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
This is in a condo, so the best I could do with the size ☺️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
I re-designed and built a whole bunch of smart features into it as well 🤓
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
For sure, not for the faint of heart, the mop self cleans and refills 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
I think I can finally say my laundry room in 99% finished, lots of sweat, blood, and endless over-engineering 👨🏻‍🔧😅
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/07/2026
Meta created? 👻 would like a word.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026
I don’t understand the purpose of posting fake AI generated content like this.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026
Ok, never had this, but now need to have it 😂🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 22/07/2026
I was going to say that following that exchange, 3 Argentinian players sucker punched and choked Yamal, and said that the future belonged to them
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/07/2026
¡Enhorabuena, España! New York celebrates the World Cup Champions! 🏆🇪🇸⚽️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
16 years ago and today, the joy of cheering for La Roja is still the same! ¡España, campeones! 🇪🇸🏆⚽️ #WorldCup
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
One of my last ones, Olise and his 2-3 big misses in the second half really blew my chances to convert this into a World Cup Final ticket 😂😂 — placed this at the half 😂🙃
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 18/07/2026
I think Pattie donated them 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 18/07/2026
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Taco Bell
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