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José Antonio Márquez

@joseeight.me
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I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum. www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight

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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 10h
Free Zoom meetings van 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/08/2026
Blending in with the locals 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/08/2026
Americans will travel to other continents to order Tito’s and Jack Daniel’s and espresso martinis. True symbol of sophistication and desire to explore the world.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/08/2026
Practicing my Italian before my trip to Italy: ✅ Buongiorno ✅ Il conto ✅ Quanto costa? ✅ Non parlo italiano, capisco un po', parlo inglese o spagnolo? ✅ Dov'è questo posto? ❗ Attenzione pickpocket! 📣 I think I'm ready.
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Peter Griffin's Mad Italian Briga
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 16/08/2026
Filet américain, my favorite take on beef tartare 👨🏻‍🍳🇧🇪
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
Funniest thing I saw this week: youtu.be/elcbHQys_UI?...
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Odysseus Follows GPS Instructions Home
YouTube video by newzy
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
I don’t understand how this is possible.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
Going to Italy at the end of the month, and my favorite thing is to practice my limited Italian, to sound Italian, but tell them I don’t know Italian and see how they respond: “Non parlo italiano, parla inglese?” 😂🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026
Weird, but expected, that a publication such as this thinks there’s still a chance. Good luck with whatever happens without UEFA. PS. A better article would have been would Infantino survive this failure.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
I think I can finally say my laundry room in 99% finished, lots of sweat, blood, and endless over-engineering 👨🏻‍🔧😅
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026
I don’t understand the purpose of posting fake AI generated content like this.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026
Ok, never had this, but now need to have it 😂🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/07/2026
¡Enhorabuena, España! New York celebrates the World Cup Champions! 🏆🇪🇸⚽️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
16 years ago and today, the joy of cheering for La Roja is still the same! ¡España, campeones! 🇪🇸🏆⚽️ #WorldCup
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
One of my last ones, Olise and his 2-3 big misses in the second half really blew my chances to convert this into a World Cup Final ticket 😂😂 — placed this at the half 😂🙃
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/07/2026
Air quality is vastly improving, hoping the rain clears the air much more before the World Cup final! (Yesterday v Today)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 14/07/2026
🇪🇸⚽️💃🏻
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Funfair Golden Ticket Animation
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 12/07/2026
It’s time UEFA, and members, reconsider their affiliation with FIFA. This should be the last World Cup organized by FIFA.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 10/07/2026
So we have upgraded from controlling the colors of the spears to displaying flags.. not sure how I feel about this.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/07/2026
Surprised NJ is the only states that gets it, but at least it’s a start.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026
I walked home from dinner last night, and besides avoiding the thunderstorm, saw some interesting sights.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026
Every #WorldCup and Euros I troll bet every match, and always win something 🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026
‘Murica
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026
Prelude to the show tomorrow. Thanks to whoever provide the 45s show 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/07/2026
A company like Park Mobile needs to be regulated and investigated. They have a scheme now where they say your payment isn’t working and make your load up their mobile wallet since there’s no other way to pay for parking with many municipalities switching over and removing meters altogether
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/06/2026
Last time Spain won group H at a #WorldCup as 2010 🤔🇪🇸🏆⚽️
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Andres Iniesta's World Cup Goal vs Netherlands
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/06/2026
Cabo Verde #WorldCup
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Joel Luschek (Matt Peters) - You've Earned It
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 24/06/2026
First match: Ronal-don’t Second match: Ronal-do #WorldCup #POR
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Cristiano Ronaldo Laughing and Pointing
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/05/2026
Say wut, yet makes sense 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/05/2026
AI has compounded this meme so much that it is outperforming the S&P 500. Expect job postings to ask for this superpower very soon.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 03/05/2026
I cancelled my @nytimes.com subscription after they went extremists friendly, and seems like @bloomberg.com is going to be next. I’d like my news to not have opinions. I don’t understand how this became normalized.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/05/2026
Second or maybe third best feature in my kitchen, maybe fourth, but top five for sure 👨🏻‍🍳
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026
I bought my daughter an AI pet, and it usually just strolls around our home midday while she’s at school. I wonder if it’s a hacker or if the company that made it doesn’t think kids go to school during the week 😂 — it sings and looks for attention. It uses ChatGPT so can also have real conversations
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026
I felt in love with a foie gras stuffed roasted chicken from EMP during Covid. It was in our monthly rotation. I learned to make it myself, and has remained in the rotation ever since. Albeit not monthly, but frequently 👨🏻‍🍳
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 23/04/2026
National team football really going to not make it. Monetization of the sport works at club level (kind of) but not national. People also know these are bad seats right??? www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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World Cup final tickets listed on FIFA resale at over $2M
FIFA's resale site has four tickets on sale for the World Cup final for just under $2.3 million each.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 21/04/2026
TFW you order Middle Eastern food for lunch, and Uber brings the conflict to you
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/04/2026
I fought off a few of these while at Twitter. TFE FTW. My favorite one was when I asked to redirect them to a client we didn't care if it went down and we discovered the bots couldn't handle 3XXs, so the attack was diverted 😂 www.engadget.com/social-media...
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Bluesky blames DDoS attack for server outages
A couple of servers were down on Thursday morning.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/04/2026
Well, I sold my options way too early. Stocks. Damn.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/04/2026
It is that time of the year, you know, where you weigh the pros and cons of filing taxes or fleeing to another country. Google Flights needs an option to have cost of living show up when you look at one-way flights.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/03/2026
Repurpose my lunch today to have a 30min walk to the park with this girl on spring break. Worth it!
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/03/2026
Adult content is always a quick and persistent cash cow, so can't blame a company from trying, but also makes you wonder, out of the things you can prioritize that people would pay and benefit from, was this top 100? www.engadget.com/ai/openai-dr...
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OpenAI drops plans to release an adult chatbot
OpenAI has "indefinitely" abandoned plans to release an a erotic chatbot for adults following concerns from employees and investors.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 23/03/2026
@burnsie.com done anything to leverage AI building automations with Home Assistant? I'm been looking to transition off Smart Life and want to see what people have done. I feel with AI, writing yaml and logic will be easier.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/03/2026
Countdown to:
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/03/2026
Gold medal weekend in our household ☺️ 🥇Ice skating competition 🏅Seafood paella 🏅Lasagna 🏅Soufflé (to match the 🥇 winner)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 12/03/2026
wut apple.news/A4qX4B06xT1q...
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Why the Global Elite Gave Up on Spelling and Grammar — The Wall Street Journal
From Epstein’s associates to Jack Dorsey to David Ellison, the rich and powerful share a seeming disregard for proper English.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/03/2026
Can somebody explain to me why haircuts at barbershops are over $65 per plus tips and service fees? Easily tripled since COVID.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/03/2026
Having a blast with the latest @crunchlabs.bsky.social kit, prank 🤝🏼engineering 🎯
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/03/2026
Switched my flight to have a chance, pray for me 🤣
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/03/2026
TFW the earnings call goes even better than expected and you bought some options at the lows of the day ☺️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/03/2026
Girl at bar orders a martini with no vermouth or olives. Stirred. (With what 😂?!)
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