José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/08/2026Americans will travel to other continents to order Tito’s and Jack Daniel’s and espresso martinis. True symbol of sophistication and desire to explore the world. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/08/2026Practicing my Italian before my trip to Italy: ✅ Buongiorno ✅ Il conto ✅ Quanto costa? ✅ Non parlo italiano, capisco un po', parlo inglese o spagnolo? ✅ Dov'è questo posto? ❗ Attenzione pickpocket! 📣 I think I'm ready.static.klipy.comPeter Griffin's Mad Italian BrigaALT: Peter Griffin's Mad Italian Briga 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 16/08/2026Filet américain, my favorite take on beef tartare 👨🏻🍳🇧🇪 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026Funniest thing I saw this week: youtu.be/elcbHQys_UI?...youtu.beOdysseus Follows GPS Instructions HomeYouTube video by newzy 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026Going to Italy at the end of the month, and my favorite thing is to practice my limited Italian, to sound Italian, but tell them I don’t know Italian and see how they respond: “Non parlo italiano, parla inglese?” 😂🤡 110
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/07/2026Weird, but expected, that a publication such as this thinks there’s still a chance. Good luck with whatever happens without UEFA. PS. A better article would have been would Infantino survive this failure. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026I think I can finally say my laundry room in 99% finished, lots of sweat, blood, and endless over-engineering 👨🏻🔧😅 110
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026I don’t understand the purpose of posting fake AI generated content like this. 110
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/07/2026¡Enhorabuena, España! New York celebrates the World Cup Champions! 🏆🇪🇸⚽️ 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/202616 years ago and today, the joy of cheering for La Roja is still the same! ¡España, campeones! 🇪🇸🏆⚽️ #WorldCup 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026One of my last ones, Olise and his 2-3 big misses in the second half really blew my chances to convert this into a World Cup Final ticket 😂😂 — placed this at the half 😂🙃 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/07/2026Air quality is vastly improving, hoping the rain clears the air much more before the World Cup final! (Yesterday v Today) 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 14/07/2026🇪🇸⚽️💃🏻static.klipy.comFunfair Golden Ticket AnimationALT: Funfair Golden Ticket Animation 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 12/07/2026It’s time UEFA, and members, reconsider their affiliation with FIFA. This should be the last World Cup organized by FIFA. 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 10/07/2026So we have upgraded from controlling the colors of the spears to displaying flags.. not sure how I feel about this. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/07/2026Surprised NJ is the only states that gets it, but at least it’s a start. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026I walked home from dinner last night, and besides avoiding the thunderstorm, saw some interesting sights. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026Every #WorldCup and Euros I troll bet every match, and always win something 🤡 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026Prelude to the show tomorrow. Thanks to whoever provide the 45s show 😂 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/07/2026A company like Park Mobile needs to be regulated and investigated. They have a scheme now where they say your payment isn’t working and make your load up their mobile wallet since there’s no other way to pay for parking with many municipalities switching over and removing meters altogether 100
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/06/2026Last time Spain won group H at a #WorldCup as 2010 🤔🇪🇸🏆⚽️static.klipy.comAndres Iniesta's World Cup Goal vs NetherlandsALT: Andres Iniesta's World Cup Goal vs Netherlands 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/06/2026Cabo Verde #WorldCupstatic.klipy.comJoel Luschek (Matt Peters) - You've Earned ItALT: Joel Luschek (Matt Peters) - You've Earned It 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 24/06/2026First match: Ronal-don’t Second match: Ronal-do #WorldCup #PORstatic.klipy.comCristiano Ronaldo Laughing and PointingALT: Cristiano Ronaldo Laughing and Pointing 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/05/2026AI has compounded this meme so much that it is outperforming the S&P 500. Expect job postings to ask for this superpower very soon. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 03/05/2026I cancelled my @nytimes.com subscription after they went extremists friendly, and seems like @bloomberg.com is going to be next. I’d like my news to not have opinions. I don’t understand how this became normalized. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/05/2026Second or maybe third best feature in my kitchen, maybe fourth, but top five for sure 👨🏻🍳 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026I bought my daughter an AI pet, and it usually just strolls around our home midday while she’s at school. I wonder if it’s a hacker or if the company that made it doesn’t think kids go to school during the week 😂 — it sings and looks for attention. It uses ChatGPT so can also have real conversations 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026I felt in love with a foie gras stuffed roasted chicken from EMP during Covid. It was in our monthly rotation. I learned to make it myself, and has remained in the rotation ever since. Albeit not monthly, but frequently 👨🏻🍳 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 23/04/2026National team football really going to not make it. Monetization of the sport works at club level (kind of) but not national. People also know these are bad seats right??? www.espn.com/soccer/story...espn.comWorld Cup final tickets listed on FIFA resale at over $2MFIFA's resale site has four tickets on sale for the World Cup final for just under $2.3 million each. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 21/04/2026TFW you order Middle Eastern food for lunch, and Uber brings the conflict to you 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/04/2026I fought off a few of these while at Twitter. TFE FTW. My favorite one was when I asked to redirect them to a client we didn't care if it went down and we discovered the bots couldn't handle 3XXs, so the attack was diverted 😂 www.engadget.com/social-media...engadget.comBluesky blames DDoS attack for server outagesA couple of servers were down on Thursday morning. 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/04/2026Well, I sold my options way too early. Stocks. Damn.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a hat and a white tank top has the word rage on her chestALT: a woman wearing a hat and a white tank top has the word rage on her chest 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/04/2026It is that time of the year, you know, where you weigh the pros and cons of filing taxes or fleeing to another country. Google Flights needs an option to have cost of living show up when you look at one-way flights. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/03/2026Repurpose my lunch today to have a 30min walk to the park with this girl on spring break. Worth it! 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/03/2026Adult content is always a quick and persistent cash cow, so can't blame a company from trying, but also makes you wonder, out of the things you can prioritize that people would pay and benefit from, was this top 100? www.engadget.com/ai/openai-dr...engadget.comOpenAI drops plans to release an adult chatbotOpenAI has "indefinitely" abandoned plans to release an a erotic chatbot for adults following concerns from employees and investors. 010
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 23/03/2026@burnsie.com done anything to leverage AI building automations with Home Assistant? I'm been looking to transition off Smart Life and want to see what people have done. I feel with AI, writing yaml and logic will be easier. 120
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/03/2026Countdown to:media.tenor.comwoody and buzz lightyear from toy story standing next to each other with ads everywhere written below themALT: woody and buzz lightyear from toy story standing next to each other with ads everywhere written below them 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/03/2026Gold medal weekend in our household ☺️ 🥇Ice skating competition 🏅Seafood paella 🏅Lasagna 🏅Soufflé (to match the 🥇 winner) 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 12/03/2026wut apple.news/A4qX4B06xT1q...apple.newsWhy the Global Elite Gave Up on Spelling and Grammar — The Wall Street JournalFrom Epstein’s associates to Jack Dorsey to David Ellison, the rich and powerful share a seeming disregard for proper English. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/03/2026Can somebody explain to me why haircuts at barbershops are over $65 per plus tips and service fees? Easily tripled since COVID. 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/03/2026Having a blast with the latest @crunchlabs.bsky.social kit, prank 🤝🏼engineering 🎯 020
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/03/2026Switched my flight to have a chance, pray for me 🤣 100
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/03/2026TFW the earnings call goes even better than expected and you bought some options at the lows of the day ☺️ 000
José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/03/2026Girl at bar orders a martini with no vermouth or olives. Stirred. (With what 😂?!)media.tenor.coma woman with a surprised look on her face and the words shot shot shot below herALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face and the words shot shot shot below her 000