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José Antonio Márquez

@joseeight.me
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I'm a software engineer with an avant-garde mind. Principal Scientist at Adobe. Twitter, Google alum. www.linkedin.com/in/joseeight

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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 01/10/2026
Free Zoom meetings van 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 27/08/2026
Blending in with the locals 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 16/08/2026
Filet américain, my favorite take on beef tartare 👨🏻‍🍳🇧🇪
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/08/2026
I don’t understand how this is possible.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
This is in a condo, so the best I could do with the size ☺️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
I re-designed and built a whole bunch of smart features into it as well 🤓
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
For sure, not for the faint of heart, the mop self cleans and refills 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 29/07/2026
I think I can finally say my laundry room in 99% finished, lots of sweat, blood, and endless over-engineering 👨🏻‍🔧😅
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/07/2026
Ok, never had this, but now need to have it 😂🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 20/07/2026
¡Enhorabuena, España! New York celebrates the World Cup Champions! 🏆🇪🇸⚽️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
16 years ago and today, the joy of cheering for La Roja is still the same! ¡España, campeones! 🇪🇸🏆⚽️ #WorldCup
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 19/07/2026
One of my last ones, Olise and his 2-3 big misses in the second half really blew my chances to convert this into a World Cup Final ticket 😂😂 — placed this at the half 😂🙃
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/07/2026
Air quality is vastly improving, hoping the rain clears the air much more before the World Cup final! (Yesterday v Today)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 10/07/2026
So we have upgraded from controlling the colors of the spears to displaying flags.. not sure how I feel about this.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026
I walked home from dinner last night, and besides avoiding the thunderstorm, saw some interesting sights.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/07/2026
Every #WorldCup and Euros I troll bet every match, and always win something 🤡
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026
Boaty McBoatface
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026
‘Murica
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/07/2026
Prelude to the show tomorrow. Thanks to whoever provide the 45s show 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/05/2026
Say wut, yet makes sense 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 04/05/2026
AI has compounded this meme so much that it is outperforming the S&P 500. Expect job postings to ask for this superpower very soon.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 03/05/2026
I cancelled my @nytimes.com subscription after they went extremists friendly, and seems like @bloomberg.com is going to be next. I’d like my news to not have opinions. I don’t understand how this became normalized.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 02/05/2026
Second or maybe third best feature in my kitchen, maybe fourth, but top five for sure 👨🏻‍🍳
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026
I bought my daughter an AI pet, and it usually just strolls around our home midday while she’s at school. I wonder if it’s a hacker or if the company that made it doesn’t think kids go to school during the week 😂 — it sings and looks for attention. It uses ChatGPT so can also have real conversations
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 30/04/2026
I felt in love with a foie gras stuffed roasted chicken from EMP during Covid. It was in our monthly rotation. I learned to make it myself, and has remained in the rotation ever since. Albeit not monthly, but frequently 👨🏻‍🍳
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 21/04/2026
TFW you order Middle Eastern food for lunch, and Uber brings the conflict to you
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 31/03/2026
Repurpose my lunch today to have a 30min walk to the park with this girl on spring break. Worth it!
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 15/03/2026
Gold medal weekend in our household ☺️ 🥇Ice skating competition 🏅Seafood paella 🏅Lasagna 🏅Soufflé (to match the 🥇 winner)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 13/03/2026
Not bad, AI seems to have added a nice balance. Let’s see in another month. Some seeds didn’t really take, but will retry to see if they grow. Already used some for cooking. Once I have confidence in the output, the will train AI to use these in the monthly meal planning I do with it 🤓
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 09/03/2026
I’ve seen this story once before. I’d like to recommend somebody:
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 08/03/2026
Having a blast with the latest @crunchlabs.bsky.social kit, prank 🤝🏼engineering 🎯
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/03/2026
We did it 🤡😭🤣
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/03/2026
Switched my flight to have a chance, pray for me 🤣
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 05/03/2026
TFW the earnings call goes even better than expected and you bought some options at the lows of the day ☺️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 03/03/2026
The melancholy of visiting where you once lived. Further beyond.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/02/2026
The 15-minute project continues, but probably side A will be finished soon, and the side B a few years away 😂😂 (designing my cabinets for that side)
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 25/02/2026
Is Google down?? Never thought I’d see this screen when searching.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 23/02/2026
🎶 Do you want to build a balcony snowman 🎶 ☃️❄️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 17/02/2026
Indoor harvest 2 completed, we are now replanting based on an AI matrix that’s suppose to be more compatible with our monthly meal planning (also done with AI for over a year now). We will see!
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 12/02/2026
Ads AND contacts 🤨🤔🧐
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 10/02/2026
Never seen the Hudson like this for a prolonged period of time, it feels like an iceberg will float down anytime soon!
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 07/02/2026
Kitchen was a mess, but you have to trust the madness at times, and well, clean up 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 06/02/2026
Still frozen 🥶
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 03/02/2026
Frozen. And so much so, that they started to shutdown ferry terminals.
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 26/01/2026
I thought this was a 15-minute weekend project… it wasn’t 😂
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 25/01/2026
First time trying @crunchlabs.bsky.social and it was a huge success, looking forward to monthly builds!
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 25/01/2026
When life gives you snow, you do balcony snow sheet pan snow families ❄️☃️⛄️☃️❄️
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 24/01/2026
Henry what??
Henry Fuchs
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 24/01/2026
Nothing like easy homemade weekend lunches 🇪🇸🥔🍳🍅👨🏻‍🍳
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José Antonio Márquez @joseeight.me · 24/01/2026
It’s frigid but at either end of the winter solstice, the 6.45a dog walk views are amazing 😂
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