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@jordo.zone
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 15h
I start my new job on Monday! 🥳
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/10/2026
I've heard from several people today that I haven't talked to or seen in several years. Is there something in the air today?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 06/10/2026
I unfortunately am a data hoarder. Deleting things forever scares me. It’s a bad habit I’m trying to break. 🫠
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 06/10/2026
This is going to become pretty crucial as I’m so trying to migrate away from my current email provider. The less “crap” that has to migrate over, the better.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 06/10/2026
Attempt 1 at migrating my Bluesky from one VPS to another: ❌ I think I found a good guide though, so I guess we’ll try it again! 🤞
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 05/10/2026
I’m finally down to 0 unread texts, unread Facebook messages, and pending Facebook friend requests. Now… tackling the 14,000+ unread emails? I’m not sure that will ever happen. But one can hope, right?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 03/10/2026
shower apple
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 02/10/2026
We still have all of the ones you made for us scattered around our home. :)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 29/09/2026
A world map we just purchased has the Gulf of Mexico listed as “Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)” Good thing there isn’t anything a sticky note and pen can’t fix. 🤭
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 28/09/2026
Won’t be long and we’ll be right back here… 🥲
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 28/09/2026
What make/model? 🙂
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 27/09/2026
Everyone (including me) is too busy complaining about RAM and storage prices, but the REAL atrocity are the prices of Blu-Ray drives.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
Happy wedding anniversary to the love of my life! @straaubs.garden 💝
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
As always, Server Part Deals came in clutch with the best price/TB - AND they come with a 2 year warranty. In this economy? I'll take it.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
Do you want high capacity at a low cost? Renewed & 3 month warranty. Do you want a brand new drive with a decent warranty? Hundreds of dollars more. Do you want a brand new high capacity drive? Time to sign the loan paperwork.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
Shopping for hard drives to expand my NAS capacity:
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 21/09/2026
The owner of a company I worked at did this with a communal workbench (while I was in the office one day a week during covid). He posted it on a public forum with like 10k+ members. That one hurt.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 15/09/2026
Installed? Did they have to download them first? #funnyjoke
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 10/09/2026
(𖦹﹏𖦹;)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 08/09/2026
*slaps the top* (it immediately red rings)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 08/09/2026
Successfully "modded" @straaubs.garden's Xbox 360 to have a 250GB SSD instead of a 19 year old 20GB hard drive. :)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 01/09/2026
I love showing & teaching people about this stuff... so if you have any questions, PLEASE let me know. We'd love to show you sometime. ☺️
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 01/09/2026
We use a password manager! We only have to remember one (very secure) password, then we store randomized passwords inside the password manager. I've used a few over the years. The vast majority of that time we used one called KeePass (locally hosted) but we're actively moving to a different one.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 11/08/2026
Oh no. My Jellyfin NAS is 69% full. To maintain the funny number, I can never add or remove any media ever again!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/08/2026
I’m cleaning up the vast digital footprint I’ve built over the last 15+ years. It’s such a relief to finally watch old accounts get deleted, reused passwords changed to be unique, and enabling 2FA on everything that accepts it. There’s a lot of work ahead of me, but it will be worth it!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 30/07/2026
Update 2: Quit my job today :) Brain broke. Time to fix.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 26/07/2026
Late update: They corrected the situation and put the plebeian toilet paper back the regular bathrooms. I'll be citing this incident on my exit interview.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 26/07/2026
Like this?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 15/07/2026
Incredible work of art. GOOD LUCK!!!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 14/07/2026
Breaking news: The cleaning person at my work seems to have accidentally stocked the executive (AKA nicer and softer) toilet paper in the regular bathrooms. Employee morale to skyrocket shortly.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 14/07/2026
Shingles? Like the roof?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 23/06/2026
What does WD mean by this? I created a random password that was exactly 20 characters (then 19, then 18...) and got this warning each time. 🤔
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 20/06/2026
Going to a wedding today. :)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 17/06/2026
I’m doing this to you later.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 12/06/2026
Absolutely Incredible. 🤟💚
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/06/2026
PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 03/06/2026
Hope y’all have been doing alright. 🤟
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 22/05/2026
Update: Still fucking burned out.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 16/05/2026
"US Is Starting to See Heavy Job Losses in Roles Exposed to AI" yeah, okay, how about we talk about how unusable websites are? is that still a cool thing to complain about? I just want to read, man.
An article on Bloomberg's website titled, "US Is Starting to See Heavy Job Losses in Roles Exposed to AI". It is blocked and made unreadable by an advertisement to purchase a subscription to Bloomberg as well as a box that's forcing me to "Accept" the new terms and conditions before I can even read anything.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/05/2026
It looks like you're burned out. Would you like some help with that? 📎
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 04/05/2026
3 minute phone call. It's a skill.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 28/04/2026
I’m also open to the elusive Pepsi Spire. I’m not convinced they actually exist though. Can someone point me in the right direction for getting one? TIA!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 27/04/2026
Does anyone know how I can purchase, and keep stocked, a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine for our house? TIA!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 22/04/2026
Good news, I challenged it (there was no reason given for the denial) and it was ultimately approved. Sometimes you just have to be an asshole. 🤠
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 20/04/2026
Having PTO denied because one other person is scheduled off (which wasn’t approved when I submitted my request) should be illegal.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 16/04/2026
“You’re 87?? What’s your secret?” “First of all, save this video to share with your friends.” 🫠
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 13/04/2026
Unreal experience to see two commercials following the finale: - Season premiere info for Rick and Morty - Macklemore’s “Can’t Hold Us” for Chipotle’s high protein menu
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 13/04/2026
how it feels to know that Smiling Friends is ending tonight
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 11/04/2026
Not only has @straaubs.garden hung up on me for this same reason, but several of my coworkers have as well. City folk just don’t get it.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 05/04/2026
You know the right answer...
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