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@straaubs.garden
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 27/09/2026
In the first 7% to platinum the new House House hit game to play with your dear pals, Big Walk, nbd
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 16/09/2026
Drink water folks! Kidney stones are NOOOOO joke!
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 07/09/2026
It’s so uniquely serene driving to work on holidays ~ sharing the road with so few other cars while I get to watch the sunrise in my rear view
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 01/09/2026
I hired this creature to stare at you
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 25/07/2026
Finally feeling like a real human being again so naturally I must resume pouring energy into various fanart so I can stare at my faves
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 16/07/2026
I have TWO MORE NEW SPOTS OF SHINGLES!!!?? ONE OF WHICH IS ON MY FAAAACCCEE???? This is SICK AND TWISTED!!!
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 14/07/2026
Round of applause for me for being (probably) the youngest person I know to ever get shingles, at the ripe age of 28.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 18/06/2026
A little double feature rewatch treat to myself this afternoon, Backrooms then Obsession 💞
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 07/06/2026
I finished writing my book🥹 4 months, 100+ pages, 35k+ words. Now the editing process…
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 14/05/2026
Friendly reminder that you should voice your concerns to your representatives, no matter how silly it may seem! We can’t expect to hold our government accountable on the big stuff if we can’t hold them accountable for the “petty” little stuff. It is literally part of their job to hear us!
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 04/05/2026
Jordo is on call and I just listened to the most excruciatingly borderline incoherent customer not be able to articulate any details as to what the issue is or what he’s trying to do, and somehow Jordo figured both out with freakish precision in under 5 minutes. Absolute wizardry.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 23/04/2026
Did they stop making cows or something why the fuck is milk sold out everywhere in town???
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 21/04/2026
I did it🥹
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 16/04/2026
I too love scrolling reels out loud at nearly full volume in a doctors waiting room that are definitely ai
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 15/04/2026
Why is being a decent person and communication like pulling teeth to so many people
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 13/04/2026
It really is just a cruel and inevitable fact of life the older you get it gets easier to wake up early and you’ll naturally wake up earlier than you want on your days off. Just hits you like a truck. One day you’re 28 and go damn I slept until 10am:)
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 01/04/2026
I just opened a new bag of mini m&ms and they changed up the dyes and it has caused Autistic Distress™️ they castrated the colors :(
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 09/03/2026
We’re playing Mario party jamboree and in a single turn I just stole an ally, stole 2 stars, bought two stars at half price, and bought two gold pipes at half price. Never back down never what
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 03/03/2026
Hello I literally have not opened social media once since last Friday to avoid re9 spoilers and I just finished
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 26/02/2026
Finally got around to og SH2. I got the leave ending, which funnily enough is 1/2 endings I haven’t gotten in remake. 2001 is like a beautiful juicy steak. 2024 is a beautiful juicy steak with sides. Both satisfying and delicious.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 26/02/2026
Happy Requiem eve, don’t forget to leave out herbs for Grace & Leon
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 25/02/2026
I hope the people decompiling the og 99 SH have been silently cheered on by me for months and seeing it at 99.72% completed is so fucking cool
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 23/02/2026
Both Silent Hill and Monkeybone were release on feb 23rd and I think that’s really beautiful
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 21/02/2026
I prefer crunchy peanut butter over smooth,,,,,you wouldn’t last a minute in my sick twisted mind
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 18/02/2026
I know boo hoo me and I feel like an ass even saying it because I’m SO lucky that I have what I have but lately I really feel like I haven’t had enough time to create and consume art. There’s so much I want to draw and paint and read and write and print and watch and play. I have so many ideas.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 13/02/2026
The fact that Office Space resonates so deeply every time I ask a printer to complete the simplest of tasks makes me think maybe we don’t harass companies enough
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 09/02/2026
*longest yeah boi ever*
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 09/02/2026
The horrors truly never cease. Fuck discord. Anyways I’m gonna cope by not coping
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 06/02/2026
For knowing literally absolutely nothing about the game, the movie Iron Lung was pretty good
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 05/02/2026
I’ve been to the movies 3x in the last 36 hours….there is a discernible percentage of me that is popcorn
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 02/02/2026
(1/2) Re: American History X. The parallels between pre-prison Derek and most of the real life people I am around/know are nauseating. The talking points, specific language, and blind hate are all things I see in the vast majority of people around me. They would all say pre-prison Derek is right.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 29/01/2026
If you’ve not been paying attention to hardware prices and need hardware…I’m so sorry for your loss
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 29/01/2026
Given how good I though RtSH was already now paired with Christophe basically saying yesterday “yeah most of your criticisms are valid and I agree but couldn’t do x because the producers wouldn’t let me” oh the producers are going to hell hell bc we need that directors cut!!!
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 27/01/2026
Reddits reaction to RtSH is only fueling my excitement to see it tomorrow bc I just know I’m gonna love it if everyone else thinks it’s dogshit
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 25/01/2026
Death Stranding 2 pc when :,)
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 22/01/2026
I (politely) pestered our local theatre into showing RtSH, never give up on your dreams
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 22/01/2026
Once a week I sleep for 12 hours straight and this completely makes up for only getting ~5hours every other night of the week! This works because Mr. Sandman knows I am pure of heart and well intentioned so it negates any real lasting health effects.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 20/01/2026
I love looking up a games speedrun after I beat it myself, it never fails to leave me in bewildered amazement
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 15/01/2026
Disappointed (but not surprised) in the lack of collectors box, hopefully I can snag Grace and Leon figs when they release🤞 At least I secured preorder digital deluxe finally 🤠
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 14/01/2026
Capcom has one more chance to get an absurd amount of money off me pls for the love of god make a physical pc deluxe box
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 13/01/2026
I love rats so much
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 08/01/2026
Not me being down bad enough for RE to actually own some of the games twice over
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 07/01/2026
How the fuck is it that NO theatres within an hour and a half drive of me are listing RtSH showtimes???!! I am going to have a biblical level crash out istg
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 07/01/2026
I miss bbno$
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 30/12/2025
Got a current gen xbox controller for steam, holy shit Microsoft still makes the most comfortable controllers idgaf you can’t change my mind
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 21/12/2025
I am simply going to wither away, two years in a row now my Seasonal Special Interest™️ food (Spangler candy canes) simply aren’t carried in any stores around me/I can’t find any. Fuck Brach’s, me and all my homies hate Brach’s.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 17/12/2025
THE WAY JAMES’S SHADOW IS ACTUALLY PH?? OH CHRISTOPHER I’M SO READY
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 04/12/2025
Thanks, google. I’m 28. Go fuck yourself.
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 22/11/2025
It took approximately 1 week of being a pC GaMeR for the first time in my life to understand why everyone’s steam libraries are HUGE with no play time bc wym games regularly go like 80% off for basically free
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Aubs @straaubs.garden · 12/11/2025
The fucking concept that my husband has decided to watch the Twilight movies with me and he has virgin eyes in 2025 absolutely unreal
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