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@jordo.zone
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 7h
I start my new job on Monday! 🥳
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/10/2026
I've heard from several people today that I haven't talked to or seen in several years. Is there something in the air today?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 06/10/2026
Attempt 1 at migrating my Bluesky from one VPS to another: ❌ I think I found a good guide though, so I guess we’ll try it again! 🤞
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 05/10/2026
I’m finally down to 0 unread texts, unread Facebook messages, and pending Facebook friend requests. Now… tackling the 14,000+ unread emails? I’m not sure that will ever happen. But one can hope, right?
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 29/09/2026
A world map we just purchased has the Gulf of Mexico listed as “Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)” Good thing there isn’t anything a sticky note and pen can’t fix. 🤭
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 27/09/2026
Everyone (including me) is too busy complaining about RAM and storage prices, but the REAL atrocity are the prices of Blu-Ray drives.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
Happy wedding anniversary to the love of my life! @straaubs.garden 💝
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 25/09/2026
Shopping for hard drives to expand my NAS capacity:
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 21/09/2026
The owner of a company I worked at did this with a communal workbench (while I was in the office one day a week during covid). He posted it on a public forum with like 10k+ members. That one hurt.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 08/09/2026
Successfully "modded" @straaubs.garden's Xbox 360 to have a 250GB SSD instead of a 19 year old 20GB hard drive. :)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 11/08/2026
Oh no. My Jellyfin NAS is 69% full. To maintain the funny number, I can never add or remove any media ever again!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/08/2026
I’m cleaning up the vast digital footprint I’ve built over the last 15+ years. It’s such a relief to finally watch old accounts get deleted, reused passwords changed to be unique, and enabling 2FA on everything that accepts it. There’s a lot of work ahead of me, but it will be worth it!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 14/07/2026
Breaking news: The cleaning person at my work seems to have accidentally stocked the executive (AKA nicer and softer) toilet paper in the regular bathrooms. Employee morale to skyrocket shortly.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 23/06/2026
What does WD mean by this? I created a random password that was exactly 20 characters (then 19, then 18...) and got this warning each time. 🤔
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 20/06/2026
Going to a wedding today. :)
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 03/06/2026
Hope y’all have been doing alright. 🤟
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 16/05/2026
"US Is Starting to See Heavy Job Losses in Roles Exposed to AI" yeah, okay, how about we talk about how unusable websites are? is that still a cool thing to complain about? I just want to read, man.
An article on Bloomberg's website titled, "US Is Starting to See Heavy Job Losses in Roles Exposed to AI". It is blocked and made unreadable by an advertisement to purchase a subscription to Bloomberg as well as a box that's forcing me to "Accept" the new terms and conditions before I can even read anything.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 07/05/2026
It looks like you're burned out. Would you like some help with that? 📎
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 04/05/2026
3 minute phone call. It's a skill.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 27/04/2026
Does anyone know how I can purchase, and keep stocked, a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine for our house? TIA!
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 20/04/2026
Having PTO denied because one other person is scheduled off (which wasn’t approved when I submitted my request) should be illegal.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 13/04/2026
how it feels to know that Smiling Friends is ending tonight
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 29/03/2026
M... M....... Mine............ Craft? Minecraft..........................................
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 16/03/2026
I've spent an alarming amount of time researching how to self host my own email. I think I finally have a solution figured out. It won't be long before you're only able to contact me via email and carrier pigeon. 🐦‍⬛
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 28/02/2026
I converted my mom, a lifelong Android user, to an iPhone today. Please keep me in your thoughts.
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 27/02/2026
I’ve been running a #homelab since 2011. It’s been through dozens of iterations across multiple homes. Here are semi-recent pics of what what’s racked up. The three Dell servers are currently powered off, but everything else is actively used. 🤠
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Jordo @jordo.zone · 26/02/2026
Hello world. 👋 ✅ I'm not a robot.
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