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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
the anthology 4 versions of free as a bird and real love are so fucking bad, it blows my mind that jeff lynne is responsible
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Is this an episode of Staind Glass?
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants’s “Krusty Krab Training Video”. A title card reading “INTERFACING WITH YOUR BOSS” in red text overlaid upon an image of an electric chair.
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
An instagram reel from Variety featuring an image of a bewildered, disgruntled, and presumably disgusted Harrison Ford with the subtitle “‘Will you look at Lumpy? He’s sure grown, huh?”
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i avoid commenting on celebrity passings due to the parasociality of the thing but David Lynch was an artist’s artist and a reminder to never explain yourself (when you don’t want to). one of the greatest filmmakers to ever do it.
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
i don't know what to tell you, wonderful christmastime is a good song
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 15/12/2024
seven years since i was absolutely buzzing leaving the cinema before reading the internet.
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
the bluesky for you feed is pretty solid. the twitter one worked for me too, one of the few things I thought still worked pretty consistently well. this one here's good too, the only weird thing is I keep getting posts that are just photos of PlayStation 5 controllers and that's it
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
why does facebook think I'd want to see and read every status i posted in 2010
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it
L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (translated from French into English as The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station, Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat [US] and The Arrival of the Mail Train, and in the United Kingdom as Train Pulling into a Station) (1896)
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I forgot about the fuckin hoarse whisperer
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
12 Angry Men or Citizen Kane. I know I'm really going out on a limb here
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
looks like shit
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Ben Folds @actualbenfolds.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tracking clav solo for a tune on new Christmas album, “Sleigher” - not really what the rest of album is but it’s what I had footage of
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Patrick Willems @patrickhwillems.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
and no gimmicky rolls just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
kinda love how many of us are just gonna have weird huge gaps in our posts
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m not going to be here all the time (I get more attention on the other place sorry) but I am having to retrain myself to use basic ass features that they took away when they broke Twitter bit by bit. You mean I can just see who liked my posts? Without going to a new page???
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Gregg Turkington - Home of Movie Expertise @vfa-expert.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Interesting piece of expertise: The first James Bond book was published in 1953. Bogie died in 1957. A four-year window of opportunity for Bogart-as-Bond, that was sadly squandered by Hollywood.
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
i never broke into film twitter but maybe i can get into film bluesky on the ground floor
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
wait is this just open season now?? my invite codes mean nothing?
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
just switched from a pixel to an iphone and overall i’m happy… haven’t used an iphone since the 4s, and i still like the android operating system and everything, but the differences now are small enough it’s not a big deal. the only problem i have is the android letterboxd app is 100x better
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
did i get here too late has everybody left already
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
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jordan wysong @jordanwysong.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Robin Williams in the 2009 film "Old Dogs", screaming "Anybody out there?" naked in a tanning booth with the word "Fremont" tattooed on his chest.
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