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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 1h

The extended cuts also mean she has absolutely nowhere to hide. Such a high level of difficulty.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 2h

I think it's the greatest film performance of all time.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 2h

Just saw an edit of the Touch video with Miranda included that was posted 20 minutes after the episode ended. Put the Little Mix fandom in government and our productivity crisis is over tomorrow.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 4h

It's apparently called a Carrick Coat. Such a fun silhouette.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 4h

Rewatching Nosferatu........need this coat.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 5h

If he’s clocked it they would have shown that and left what the reaction would be as the cliffhanger.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 5h

I saw this so you have to too.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 5h

Miranda learning the Touch music video choreography in the background of this dramatic ass scene is sending me. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re a faithful and you do the maths you can probably clock that this is the night when the producers will need a mid-season cliffhanger, which is probably a murder in plain sight. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

This is why you have to play as a faithful! You can’t say you want to be a traitor! #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

Joe Lycett you have silly-billyed too close to the sun I fear. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

This nonsense about giving the key to a woman being the obvious, gentlemanly thing to do is doing my head in 🙄 #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

Her saying that losing Hannah had downsides because even though she was murdering people at night she was helpful in the day 😭

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

Whoever in the BBC cast her……come get your baddie chain.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 7h

Ugh I listened to their most recent Traitors recap episode and it was so annoying. They can’t decide whether they’re insiders or outsiders!

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 7h

Not Katie Zacharia! Not our Katie……

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 9h

The Who? Weekly podcast made a parody of the Kelly Clarkson song Breakaway, about the Art of Play animatronic bird saga. It’s perfect and a suitable closer to this whole drama. We can move on now.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 11h

Being a trans man in the UK: your colleagues don't have to treat you as a man, you can't use men's facilities, if you look too much like a man you can't use women's facilities either, on your deathbed the NHS will put you in a "third space" of some kind, whatever that is (probably not great).

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 11h

It would be wonderful if someone with clout who wasn't one of the usual suspects wrote about this unprecedented backsliding of civil rights.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 11h

The Forstater judgment kind of broke equalities law. What do you mean transgender people have to accept that some of their colleagues might not "believe in" them?

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 12h

Chappell belting and ad-libbing like her life depends on it in that final chorus. open.spotify.com/track/3XmwAZ...

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expectations (feat. Chappell Roan)

Olivia Rodrigo، Chappell Roan · expectations (feat. Chappell Roan) · Song · 2026

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 13h

I suspect the traitors are also called in for sit down interviews more, and those interviews last longer.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 13h

Is there someone at Ofcom whose job is “slur rater” or is it like a panel thing.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 13h

Question for the Brits: is dropping the word "my" when referring to a parent, even when around people who do not know said parent, a posh thing? E.g.: "that's a great biscuit. Mum loves those" or "Mum finds this kind of music annoying".

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 13h

Wasn't there a whole thing a few months ago about the books being edited to have more contemporary references?

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 13h

Baby gurgles with delight as keys are jangled about in front of them.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15h

Helen Zille’s stunt-forward Joburg mayor campaign continues at pace.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15h

This is a top 5 video of all time for me. The way you see the cogs TURNING in her head as she listens to the announcement and thinks about how to spin it.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15h

We never got to the bottom of what a “sea queen” was

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15h

This made me remember the Norwich City slur wall

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“I was concerned about a trans person being there” so we actually have a word for this stance but you’re not going to like it

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Sorry it’s just intolerable that Labour MPs can now get away with quite literally posting that trans people make them uncomfortable *because they are trans* and our expectations are so lowered that we just don’t expect any action to be taken at all.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I think she might be referring to a women’s ward as mixed-sex *because a trans woman was there*.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Would you as a rule exclude, say, Muslims from hospital wards because they might make elderly patients uncomfortable? Of course not. Discomfort cannot on its own inform policy, for the simple and obvious reason that discomfort is often entirely misplaced!

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

What a heartless, cruel thing for an elected representative to say.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’m enjoying this season immensely obviously but it does ruin things a bit when people aren’t willing to play the game properly (I’d add to this the example of Joe Lycett openly saying he wants to be recruited which is, I think, against the spirit of the game)

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Goodbye goodbye goodbye 💔 you were bigger than the whole sky 😭

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I don’t think Hannah could have played that any better tbh. If she’s gone she’s gone out swinging. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Okay turns out this exists! graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/cele...

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I need an in-depth profile of whoever styles her because whoever they are, they are so fucking good at their job.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’ll be getting use out of this.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“The Death Parade” I love this stupid show so much. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Being an extra on The Traitors must be such fun. Loom around in a mask and cloak. Coffee break. Take part in a scary procession. Lunch break. Bury James Acaster in a grave. Dinner. And you just know that the BBC craft service is elite.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Hannah nation we may be in trouble……. #CelebrityTraitors

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