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Jordan Humler

@jordanhumler.bsky.social
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MTG Fan, Go Vols, can the US just chill?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah man I dunno
Marcel Reed 1 pass attempt in MO territory: intercepted
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hurt. I don’t know what witchcraft is in Arkansas but it hits every time I watch us play this damn team
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TN-9: @justinjpearson.bsky.social calls out Brent Taylor for being too “scared” to debate him
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s past time to realize the absolute failure and threat to daily life that these chat bots are, especially with how reliant on them our youth are.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is literally what Trump wanted to have happen on Jan6
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
KA-CHOWWWWW
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riksredguard.bsky.social @riksredguard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Choose Norway. Choose Haaland. Choose Ødegaard. Choose Viking spirit. Choose salmon. Choose fjords. Choose the northern lights. Choose red, white and blue. Choose anyone but England. Choose staying up until full time. Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
calling to do corruption on behalf of somebody they don't believe should be a citizen of the United States
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Two strangers climbed ole rocky top…but this group ain’t good at understanding art or listening.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Genuinely the most harrowing ad we’ve seen tonight
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Someone tell Bush that there’s been a second DOINK.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I think this gave me motion sickness.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I’m starting to think Mike Norvell ain’t that good. Probably need to run it for awhile longer just to test, for science.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
How soon can they name the field, program, state after cig?
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Cignetti not even smiling after the game is hilarious and cruel. Dude just wins. This Indiana turnaround is the greatest turnaround I’ve seen in CFB
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
An unreal play and so glad Gus died calling it. RIP the legend.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ryan “Jigsaw” Nanni is at it again. Haven’t titans fans suffered enough?
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 12/10/2025
There are f’ing TV ADS for the SCORE Act?!? Don’t buy their bullshit. Every single org invested in and working toward equity for and investment in women’s college sports are working to REJECT the SCORE Act. Pass it on - NO to the SCORE Act.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Literally same. That year is Scotland made me realize what we could have.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I want to see so many neck braces in Neyland.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2025
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
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Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I genuinely don’t understand how that happens. Just absolutely absurd
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This offseason, I hope UNC decides they need to hire an even older coach. Go get Lou Holtz.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Tennessee deep passing game: Online
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Joey is running this Tennessee offense like he’s Hendon Hooker right now.
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Wes Rucker @wesrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Joey Aguilar is a riot. He'll overcook some throws that make you scratch your head, he'll occasionally throw balls into double coverage ... and then he'll drop it 75 yards in a bucket for a touchdown. Boring, he ain't.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Joey Aguilar with an absolute dagger. Tennessee might have something here.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@alexkirshner.com does this mean Richard has an NFC team now?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
As the AI bubble starts to burst, I am hoping the tech and finance worlds can focus on the true future of technology: buying and selling digital pictures of apes in funny outfits for several hundred thousand dollars
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/07/2025
Might as well eat a hundred of em then brother 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥🫡🏈📈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤷🇺🇸
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
That is not 18,000 pay subscribers by the way, I would look a lot better and talk to way fewer of you if I had that kind of money
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23/06/2025
KD really is the best posting athlete of all time. We've been witnessing greatness for well over a decade. So many celebrities gave their socials to a staffer. Not KD. He still does this for the love of the game.
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💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ @victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Up is down
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
a solid troll would be Dave Doeren giving updates on his wife's daily activities yeah she's good, got a couple of meetings, hitting the gym, maybe a late dinner with me later, just keepin' on keepin' on
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
So far the AFC South decided to draft fun football players. It’s a start for the most boring group of teams.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Among everything else there is to hate about the time we’re currently living through, there’s the burying of this perspective right here.
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
NICHE COMMUNITY RIGHT HERE
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
He got to the parking lot and no one tried to “talk” to him us why I don’t respect people Because he’d have to squabble
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Shout out @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social and the entire “niche” community that realizes that refugees actually make this place great. Let’s run the damn score up.
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Wes Rucker @wesrucker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Josh Heupel and Nico Iamaleava have always been really, really good to each other. There's genuine love there. Heupel loves the kid. Always has. To go from THAT to ghosting in one day is just so, so, so weird. Everything about this has been handled so poorly.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
#CharitibundiBowl FAQ update thanks to a deep dive in Spencer's Gchat archives, we have finally figured out (PRETTY SURE) when the first Bowl was held: December 2008 with a grand total of ... several thousand dollars
10:18 PM 
me: We raised 2K for RRISA today
 
Holly: !!
  
Bad.ass.
 
me: Yup. the best part (and tomorrow's theme): someone donated 31.20.
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Holly: Ohhhhhhh
  
Ohhh, ICY.
 
me: This has legs.
 
Holly: I don't really know how to top that.
 
me: I think we may actually have more tomorrow once I tell everyone that.
 
Holly: No kidding.
 
me: Alabama fans! Give 36 dollars!
  
No change needed!
 
Holly: Hahahahahaaha I will donate $24 to celebrate our streak over Kentucky [dissolves into tears]
 
me: LOL
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Holly: It"S ALL WE HAVE LEFT
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Jordan Humler @jordanhumler.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
In a way, the lady Vols are the real champions. Last team to beat the huskies. UConn scared of Kim is what I’ve heard.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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