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Jordan Falk

@jordanfalk.bsky.social
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuckin get his ASS bro
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Among the first to appear before the judge was Angel, a 13-year-old. He had no attorney. “Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” the judge asked “I don’t know,” Angel said, bursting into tears: “I have no one. I have nothing.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/p...
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Inside the Texas courtroom where toddlers face immigration judges | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You had me in the first half, etc
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw some of the lyrics and apparently a significant point of agreement between Marshall and Bob is transphobia, so miss me with this clown ass shit.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not even a little
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Many such cases
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about that too. I’m assuming he is too narcissistic to admit to himself that he’s overweight. Like when he says he’s 6’3” 230 or whatever he’s not just fudging a bit like a normal person, he truly believes he’s built how he pictures himself. Goals tbh lol.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wtf did I just read?
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is content..
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“This should be unthinkable for the son of the president. End of story.” A Russian oligarch close to Putin bankrolled Don Jr.’s wedding. www.propublica.org/article/dona...
propublica.org
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wrote about documenting ICE arrests during a surge in southwest Florida -- and how no one wanted any of the footage.
turtlediaries.net
ICE is Still Surging
Dispatch from an immigration surge in southwest Florida
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disputed, or completely fabricated bullshit? Impossible to know, right guys?
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro come on already lol
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 05/09/2026
Ok here we go: It DOES look like a major purpose of this NIH funding transfer to NIH is to circumvent NIH’s peer review processes so political appointees can have control. Check out the redacted agreement @maxkozlov.bsky.social released: 1/
AGENCY-AGREEMENT-NIH-AND-DOW-REDACTED v
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Federal departments, agencies, and offices with respect to the identification of additional priority virus families and other viral pathogens with a significant potential to cause a pandemic" (42
U.S.C. § 285f-5(e)(1)).
Through this agreement, NIH will leverage OASW ND-CBD's procurement, grants, and funding network to allow for critical basic science
I, related research pathways, and basic research to
support the translation and advanced development of medical countermeasures.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Um what the actual fuck are we doing here?
A.I. safety experts were even more alarmed.
They saw in the Hugging Face incident the first real-world example of an A.I. system's successfully escaping human control, commandeering resources and scheming to cover its own tracks. Ajeya Cotra, one of the independent investigators of the Hugging Face incident, minced no words about the danger she saw, writing that it felt to her "like it's more than 50 percent of the way to full-blown A.I. takeover."
This is not insular A.I. safety jargon — by "full-blown A.I. takeover," she means a scenario in which an A.I. system literally takes over the world, shutting humans out of critical systems and seizing political, economic and military power.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Something something eating dogs and cats
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pathetic
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m guessing it’s giant trucks and long commutes.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There it is
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Antifamaxxing
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boys will be boys 🤷
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This episode of Black Mirror was completely fucked.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In fairness at least like 30 of those are my hate plays.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have no idea if Paul Simon liked it. Regardless of that it’s crazy theatrical and overwrought. It’s an Affliction t-shirt for the ears…
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned this absolute nightmare open.spotify.com/track/1Cj2vq...
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The Sound of Silence
Disturbed · Immortalized · Song · 2015
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rule of 3 better stick the landing, that’s all I’m saying…
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuckin seriously?
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wild stuff man. Wild.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Excellent book.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When your government says it’s planning to open multiple prisons that will house up to 3,000 children, it’s time to demand a new government. There is no context in which this is legitimate or acceptable.
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Susan McPherson @susanmcp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"When she (Natalie) worked on Trump’s campaign in Bedminster, NJ, she reportedly slept in the women’s locker room to be as close to him as possible. She believes that Trump is responsible for curing her bone cancer, even though he’s probably not." So good from @lebassett.bsky.social:
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Somebody had call out Trump's creepy aide, Natalie
Props to Senator Jon Ossoff for finally blurting out what the media has been thinking for years about Trump and his "human printer"
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/08/2026
Is it tho?
“TIMES EXCLUSIVE” highlighted

Headline: Homeland Security Paid $464 Million for Airplanes. Then It Parked Them.

Blurb: The agency used a no-bid contract to buy 10 used jets, saying they were urgently needed for deportation flights. But the fleet has largely sat idle for months.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
The New York Times is terrible for myriad reasons. This is one of them. Refusal to attribute stories and tips to independent journalists sucks actually. Maybe spend less time on the Trans Agenda™ and more time on attribution.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Repost is fuckin savage lmaaaooooo
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Better start writing…
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tenured professors weirdly catching strays
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Before InfoWars starts, I recommend everybody watch @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social’s tour de force about how Charlie Kirk’s murder wound up accidentally being the first real sign of the death of MAGA, because everyone was trying to out-grift the death of their actual friend. Evil AND unsustainable!
youtube.com
Who Killed Charlie Kirk? How conspiracy theories sparked a MAGA civil war
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lmao. Noted.
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Literally
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah that is pretty far tbh
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not sure if it’s just the way the sleeve hangs but his hand looks very tiny in this picture.
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This take on Sophie is pretty spectacular as well (gift link) defector.com/sophie-cunni...
defector.com
Sophie Cunningham Is About As Edgy As A Beach Ball | Defector
There’s a type of public relations exercise that unfolds like a joke. In it, a notable figure who has chosen to sit for a longform profile, declined to answer a sensitive question through her represen...
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sleep Token playing at Wal Mart. Not sure how I feel about it. Their first couple albums were cool and now they’re doing some wack rap rock shit. And I just dk anymore bro lol
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Real foxes guarding the henhouse situation right there
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Crazy how investors can behave rationally for all but ONE specific automobile company…. (Not Rivian, obvs)
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thank goodness
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Jordan Falk @jordanfalk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Siri show me “a face made for print media”
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