Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Of all days to happen to be wearing my Doctor Worm shirt 1260
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I opened Chrome a few minutes after seeing this post and couldn't believe this was one of the headlines. They don't even say it's FF16 until the fifth paragraph! 060
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Here is the relevant section of the Mental Health Services Act that you are referring to and indeed it is a progressive tax, just like you are describing and like any other income tax. 030
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 11/02/2026And sometimes it is only the illusion of two buckets 0391
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'd like to know what @arstechnica.com thinks of their automotive editor posting like this, especially when they promote an article less than an hour later. 140
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I see a connection here. I wonder if he could spot the same one. 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Asking Netanyahu tough questions like "where are you going to get all the meat grinders?" and "what's the secret to keeping your face looking so ghoulish?" in between ads for gold and a (somehow) worse ChatGPT. 010
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time. 050
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office. 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 12/05/2025"Fear" and "favor" are common typos for "spine" and "a clue". Super easy mistake. Also, accountability is literally just accounting without making any inferences on intent or impact. 120
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 12/05/2025A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject. 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The second citation listed is titled "404 Not Found" because the linked page doesn't exist and that's what their citation software got back. They couldn't even bother to check their citations and we're supposed to believe this was a thorough review? 000
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Look at this guy. Look! Why does he hold his face? Does he know how cute it looks? 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 11/03/2025This guy gets a bit wheezy sometimes when he's sleeping. I think it's basically snoring? It also happens if he starts purring too hard, which is when I know he is officially Pumped™. 0110
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 24/02/2025He's like the anti-Buckley, but just as terribly cringe. 030
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Anyone else have a cat that gets so excited about food that they wheeze from the intensity of their purring or is mine just an exceptional glutton? 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 21/01/2025When the dog whistle is a fog horn with a giant glowing sign saying "Nazi" but the supposedly neutral press is looking around asking what sound is everyone talking about. 000
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 22/09/2024I knew I joined early-ish but I'm surprised I made it in before a million. 010
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 26/09/2023I've been working with one hand for the last half hour because Banana Nut decided to cuddle up and nap like this. Baron is annoyed that the hand he usually gets midday stitches from is taken. 010
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 31/08/2023Banana Nut is still working out how to lay in the new cat bed. 010
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Baron asked me to send you this because apparently you left him on read when he texted it earlier. Are things okay with you two? 000
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Willy and I are hungry but Banana Nut is sleeping on my arm. I guess we'll just starve. 020
Jordan @jordanclock.bsky.social · 26/07/2023I hope this app adds video support soon because I want to share some of my cats. For now, here is some Banana Nut. 010
