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Jordan Weatherby

@jordan.weatherby.io
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Software dev, swiftie, enjoyer of tabletop and video games

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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 07/10/2026
I went to a restaurant last night where the menu was Microsoft Word default template on home printer paper It was awesome
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 23/09/2026
Why is there an inverse correlation between coffee quality and "nice to read in" factor of coffee shops
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/09/2026
Screenshot from discord of northernlion saying 

"Leave me out of it man I didn't do anything"
"ok i did do that McDonald's stream"

With lots of ICANT reacts
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/09/2026
Ok I'm glad that the sentence "however it was, Flask, alas! was a butterless man!" from Moby Dick resonated with lots of people on here too At times it's quite a funny book
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 15/09/2026
I can't really tell if business is great or terrible for Greggs My energy supplier and my bank and my phone all are offering me free food When is the Greggs bubble going to burst
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 19/08/2026
The post run espresso + water + yoghurt + creatine hitting like a defib
A photo of my desk with an empty espresso cup, a mostly finished glass of a blue liquid, an empty bowl of yoghurt and a water bottle
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 16/08/2026
Can you tell I have had an off and off migraine so have been forced to just lay in the dark with my thoughts
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 16/08/2026
Is me buying reduced meat from the supermarket to stop it getting thrown away actually net negative because suppresses signals to the supermarket that would make them buy less meat
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 03/07/2026
Why do I need to do hacks to override the javascript in my browser to let me pick an insecure wifi password Virgin Media It's my router leave me alone!!
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 01/07/2026
This is so good
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 04/06/2026
unfortunately I am still very pro emailing your MP if you are mad about things, it's (mostly) their whole job to care about you
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 04/06/2026
emailing my MP always feels like talking to a wall but if the wall made me upset and mad and wonder if there's any hope in representative democracy at all
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 12/04/2026
Cashier in cardfactory gasped and complimented me when I handed her what I was buying (perfectly organised for maximal scanning efficiency) Going to be riding this high for weeks
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 09/04/2026
Whenever Harry Styles says "her sweet eyes" on American Girls I can't help but hear "hirsute eyes" and the visual makes me uncomfortable
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/03/2026
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/03/2026
Hey it's trans day of visibility you should audibly visual these songs by trans artists I think are good open.spotify.com/playlist/0F0...
open.spotify.com
big trans tunes
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 28/03/2026
Saw Ninajirachi twice last night and if she had started playing a third show I would have been there too
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 28/03/2026
Streets are saying boy EDM is dead and girl EDM is where it's at
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 24/03/2026
Tweet inspired by taking the Waterloo & City line for the third time in my life
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 24/03/2026
I love how the Waterloo & City line is exactly the type of shit I do in Mini Metro Fuck it line with two stops from busy interchange to busy interchange
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 23/03/2026
The first ep of British SNL having funny sketches is incredibly surprising
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 22/03/2026
Last week: the baristas were emptying rubbish out of the umbrella stand This week: FOR UMBRELLAS ONLY!! sign Environmental storytelling
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
The people building the angel of the north: This would be better in rust
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
The DLSS 5 fans are the people who thought these texture packs look good
Minecraft HD texture pack where the cow is a photo of a cow stretched into a cube
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
That underscores lass is a wizard on the daw
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 18/03/2026
I would watch a 20 hour Denis Villeneuve dune movie
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 15/03/2026
Perpetual 1-day blinding box
Photo of a Kirby blind box but the price tag calls it a "blinding box"
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 14/03/2026
Family member got a gender clinic initial consultation meeting for march 2027 Explicitly just an initial screening btw!! No guarantee of any timeline of getting care Hard to not feel like the long drawn out process is meant to be a feature
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QG @qgdev.co.uk · 14/03/2026
Hello Pokopia players! New updates have dropped on pokopiadb.io! Step 1 being the new URL! We have moved to pokopiadb.io. Second is a massive update to the mobile version, meaning it now works nicely. On top of that, we've added a bunch of new recipes, so go check it out!
The mobile version of pokopiadb.io homepage, showing a search bar, a few of the recipes, and a general overview of the page
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 13/03/2026
Is It Over Now deserved to be a smash hit
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 05/03/2026
Back to December x happiness
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 03/03/2026
Whimsy levels off the charts
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 01/03/2026
My niche policy idea is to test all men over 30 to see if they can clap on rhythm If they fail then they need to go to primary school music lessons for a refresher Based on my experience at pubs and football matches it's an absolute epidemic
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 27/02/2026
A two horse race between labour and reform won by a secret third horse who was here the whole time
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 25/02/2026
It is funny that The Japanese House is neither Japanese nor makes house
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 24/02/2026
@volts.wtf do you have feelings on the donut labs battery information?
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/02/2026
Okay that was really good So many The Thick of It esque awkward hilarious moments
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/02/2026
Bumpin that
Photo of promo brat credit card in a cinema for Charli xcx's movie
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 19/02/2026
Oh no they've got me
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 17/02/2026
Unspeakable amount of pancake consumption today
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 17/02/2026
I loved this game so much, there's actually a lot to do in it There's loads of achievements and the single player only stuff I found really enjoyable
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 17/02/2026
Suffering from success! Happy 4 u
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 11/02/2026
Spyduh
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 09/02/2026
Went for a run today, I liked it a lot
Strava post titled "I love London (ft. TTPD)"

"Saying hello to the king while listening to the queen 

Would really have helped to have water and gels"

Half marathon PB
Distance - 21.11 km
Moving time - 2:04:18
Calories - 2,055
Avg pace - 5:53 /km
Elevation gain - 77m
Avg heart rate - 154 bpm

The route started in Shepherd's Bush and travelled east through Hyde park, st James park, green park and along the Thames to London bridge and then down south to oval A photo of the Albert memorial by royal Albert hallA photo of Buckingham palace with the flag at full mastPhoto of big ben (but not the palace of Westminster)
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 07/02/2026
You ever been to see jazz live? It's really great and made me appreciate it a lot more
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 05/02/2026
You got any good resources for learning more about jj? I think it seems interesting but struggling to see exactly what advantages it gives in practice
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 03/02/2026
you should get commission or something because you've made at least one person buy a ticket (me)
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/01/2026
Probably Alec's best video from a channel full of greats
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/01/2026
Shout out to the DJ who played 3 songs I love mashed up together in a way that made it sound terrible
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/01/2026
All three of his top times were during work hours, nobody is doing it like him
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