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Jordan Weatherby

@jordan.weatherby.io
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Software dev, swiftie, enjoyer of tabletop and video games

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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 23/09/2026
Why is there an inverse correlation between coffee quality and "nice to read in" factor of coffee shops
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/09/2026
Ok I'm glad that the sentence "however it was, Flask, alas! was a butterless man!" from Moby Dick resonated with lots of people on here too At times it's quite a funny book
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 15/09/2026
I can't really tell if business is great or terrible for Greggs My energy supplier and my bank and my phone all are offering me free food When is the Greggs bubble going to burst
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 19/08/2026
The post run espresso + water + yoghurt + creatine hitting like a defib
A photo of my desk with an empty espresso cup, a mostly finished glass of a blue liquid, an empty bowl of yoghurt and a water bottle
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 16/08/2026
Is me buying reduced meat from the supermarket to stop it getting thrown away actually net negative because suppresses signals to the supermarket that would make them buy less meat
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 03/07/2026
Why do I need to do hacks to override the javascript in my browser to let me pick an insecure wifi password Virgin Media It's my router leave me alone!!
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 04/06/2026
emailing my MP always feels like talking to a wall but if the wall made me upset and mad and wonder if there's any hope in representative democracy at all
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 12/04/2026
Cashier in cardfactory gasped and complimented me when I handed her what I was buying (perfectly organised for maximal scanning efficiency) Going to be riding this high for weeks
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 09/04/2026
Whenever Harry Styles says "her sweet eyes" on American Girls I can't help but hear "hirsute eyes" and the visual makes me uncomfortable
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/03/2026
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/03/2026
Hey it's trans day of visibility you should audibly visual these songs by trans artists I think are good open.spotify.com/playlist/0F0...
open.spotify.com
big trans tunes
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 28/03/2026
Streets are saying boy EDM is dead and girl EDM is where it's at
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 24/03/2026
I love how the Waterloo & City line is exactly the type of shit I do in Mini Metro Fuck it line with two stops from busy interchange to busy interchange
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 23/03/2026
The first ep of British SNL having funny sketches is incredibly surprising
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 22/03/2026
Last week: the baristas were emptying rubbish out of the umbrella stand This week: FOR UMBRELLAS ONLY!! sign Environmental storytelling
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
The people building the angel of the north: This would be better in rust
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
The DLSS 5 fans are the people who thought these texture packs look good
Minecraft HD texture pack where the cow is a photo of a cow stretched into a cube
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/03/2026
That underscores lass is a wizard on the daw
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 18/03/2026
I would watch a 20 hour Denis Villeneuve dune movie
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 15/03/2026
Perpetual 1-day blinding box
Photo of a Kirby blind box but the price tag calls it a "blinding box"
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 14/03/2026
Family member got a gender clinic initial consultation meeting for march 2027 Explicitly just an initial screening btw!! No guarantee of any timeline of getting care Hard to not feel like the long drawn out process is meant to be a feature
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QG @qgdev.co.uk · 14/03/2026
Hello Pokopia players! New updates have dropped on pokopiadb.io! Step 1 being the new URL! We have moved to pokopiadb.io. Second is a massive update to the mobile version, meaning it now works nicely. On top of that, we've added a bunch of new recipes, so go check it out!
The mobile version of pokopiadb.io homepage, showing a search bar, a few of the recipes, and a general overview of the page
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 01/03/2026
My niche policy idea is to test all men over 30 to see if they can clap on rhythm If they fail then they need to go to primary school music lessons for a refresher Based on my experience at pubs and football matches it's an absolute epidemic
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 27/02/2026
A two horse race between labour and reform won by a secret third horse who was here the whole time
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 25/02/2026
It is funny that The Japanese House is neither Japanese nor makes house
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 24/02/2026
@volts.wtf do you have feelings on the donut labs battery information?
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/02/2026
Okay that was really good So many The Thick of It esque awkward hilarious moments
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/02/2026
Bumpin that
Photo of promo brat credit card in a cinema for Charli xcx's movie
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 19/02/2026
Oh no they've got me
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 17/02/2026
Unspeakable amount of pancake consumption today
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 09/02/2026
Went for a run today, I liked it a lot
Strava post titled "I love London (ft. TTPD)"

"Saying hello to the king while listening to the queen 

Would really have helped to have water and gels"

Half marathon PB
Distance - 21.11 km
Moving time - 2:04:18
Calories - 2,055
Avg pace - 5:53 /km
Elevation gain - 77m
Avg heart rate - 154 bpm

The route started in Shepherd's Bush and travelled east through Hyde park, st James park, green park and along the Thames to London bridge and then down south to oval A photo of the Albert memorial by royal Albert hallA photo of Buckingham palace with the flag at full mastPhoto of big ben (but not the palace of Westminster)
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/01/2026
Probably Alec's best video from a channel full of greats
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 31/01/2026
Shout out to the DJ who played 3 songs I love mashed up together in a way that made it sound terrible
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 16/01/2026
My favourite bookshop is having a bit of trouble tomrowley.substack.com/p/our-taxes-...
tomrowley.substack.com
Our taxes are going up 163%
Thank goodness for the growth agenda
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 29/12/2025
Fun holiday coding with micro python and a raspberry pi pico I got Christmas
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 28/11/2025
Advancing my react at #reactadvanced
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 08/11/2025
The family bread recipe is only shared on a knead the dough basis
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 06/11/2025
My body is a machine that turns unsolved picross puzzles into solved ones At university I played Pokémon picross every day for like a year because I was determined to 100% it without spending any money
Screenshot of Nintendo switch and 3ds playtime

There 6 different picross games over 50 hours of playtime
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 01/11/2025
Underscores/umru Skrillex DJ set at pop crypt was somehow even better than I expected One of the best gigs I've ever been to
A photo of musicians underscores and umru standing at DJ decks. Underscores is dressed as 2010 Skrillex and umru is dressed as 2025 Skrillex
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 29/10/2025
mer means sea and ci sounds like sea so merci is sea sea
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 21/10/2025
When I'm developing locally thinking I'm connected to staging and notice all my PUT requests to *.prod.* urls in devtools
shocked dog
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 02/10/2025
Umm did we really need to say "1 decade ago" Genius
Screenshot of Team by Lorde on the website Genius, with comments on the song timestamped as "1 decade ago"
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 25/09/2025
Lime soda has the craziest variation in price of any drink I order, with absolutely no rhyme or reason Local pub? £4 Concert venue? £1 Camden pub? £2 Club in Soho? Free Make it make sense
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/09/2025
Williams front row qualifying Baku great track
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 20/09/2025
Wearing a Taylor swift shirt while a Taylor swift song plays at the club is the closest I'll come to having aura
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 12/09/2025
man, Billy Joel is pretty good huh whys nobody talking about this guy
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 08/09/2025
Crazy first week of the NFL, love this sport
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 04/09/2025
silksong
screenshot of the nintendo eshop with a 503 error
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 04/09/2025
Somehow every time I plug a monitor into my macbook it manages to guess its relative placement wrong 100% of the time
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Jordan Weatherby @jordan.weatherby.io · 29/08/2025
I'm not saying piracy was good for the music industry but if I could have streamed taylor swift on my mp3 player instead of pirating the whole album I'm not sure I would have become a swiftie
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