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Joooooooles

@joooooooles.bsky.social
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Earthling, Human, Woman, Sister, Friend, Mother, Grandmother, Auntie, Wife, Artist, Atheist, Feminist, and Reader. I'm a fan of the Oxford comma, cats, naps, and autumn. I avoid housework, hot weather, cilantro, and anime.

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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love that you found that! I got this one around 25 years ago at a flea market in Sedan, KS. I've seen other cat-handle creamers, but never with the iridescent glaze.
Small cream pitcher in white luster finish with a white luster cat as a handle.Markings on the bottom of the cat-handle cream pitcher.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolem and his epic dangling arms. 🧡 17 pounds of love in a floofy ginger cat suit. #caturday
A large, floofy ginger cat sits on a brown pillow with his front legs hanging down off the edge. He's in front of a window and between two potted houseplants.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Born and raised in Central Illinois, but I've lived in SW Missouri for over 40 years. I guess some habits are just stuck and some get diluted. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A map of the US with varying shades of red, yellow, and blue. The text says:

Your dialect map.
Redder areas talk more like you, bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Illinois  - about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I got my new @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Tom Cox book in today's mail. I loooove me some short stories! #booksky
A book (Curios Events Lately Occurring in This Neighborhood by Tom Cox) sitting on top of the package it arrived in.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolem seems astounded by this discovery. I'm astounded by his adorableness. #caturday
A floofy ginger cat's face peeks above the edge of a small blue table. His expression is slightly unhinged.
There are puzzle pieces and a puzzle box on the table.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A 4" long garden spider has made her web on the outside wall of our carport. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I call her Mathilda, Queen of the Nopes, and I give her a very wide berth.
A large garden spider sits upon her web, suspended between the roof and the top of the fence that makes up the outside wall of our carport. The fence is painted white. Blue sky and green trees can be seen in the background.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I bought this prayer candle several years ago to cheer myself up on a crappy day. I lit it for the first time today. I've had a giant crush on Tim Curry since the 70s. I'm sad he's gone, but grateful we all have so much of his outstanding work to watch whenever we need to.
A tall, slender glass prayer candle with a photo of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter wearing robes and a sacred heart top. The candle is lit.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jedi and I are sending you hugs.
A very stripey cat lying on a nearly-completed jigsaw puzzle. She's looking away from me, to her right, because she's perfected the art of Cat.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The heat index is 101° Good day to be a housecat. #catsky #lorgecat
Two large cats on their respective beds lying in front of windows. On the left is a 14lb female short hair tabby, brown and black, named Thirteen the Jedi. On the right is a 17lb male long hair ginger tabby named Absolem, Solly for short.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have never interacted with this account other than to block it. (Bluesky allows blocked accounts to harass users by adding them to custom feeds.) This is the primary reason I stopped using my real name on here. Men like this just aren't happy unless they can victimize others.
Screenshot of listifications notice showing a bsky user named "thebetterjd" has added me to 4 custom feed lists, including "Instigators of the Holocaust," "Sexual Predators," "Go Fuck Yourself," and "MAGA/Bigot Blocklist."
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I love her so much.
A small cat-shaped vase, white background with blue, green, and gold embellishments site on a black shelf. She has a tiny, built-in niche with an Arkansas crystal inside.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's only 84° out, and cloudy, so I sat in my little garden listening to distant thunder and watching the honey bees gathering pollen. #bloomscrolling #beesky #honeybee
Blooming oregano with two honey bees gathering pollen. (Pay no attention to the Bermuda grass...)A wall of Rose of Sharon bushes in the background of a white blossom with a honey bee gathering pollen fron the center. She's nearly covered in it!
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Same.
A blue-gray card table holds freshly sorted puzzle pieces, the box the puzzle came in, and a very stripey cat named Jedi.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The vibes.
A photo of Pripyat, Ukraine, which was abandoned after the Chernobyl nuclear plant explosion in April, 1986. In the foreground are two rusted yellow bumper cars on a weedy, leaf-covered lot. Overhead is the rusted framework for a roof. On the background,  on the right side is a large rusted ferris wheel with yellow baskets and umbrellas.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am not a fan of summertime or hot weather, but I do love our little garden corners! I bought this house 35 years ago. I could afford it because the yard was a junky mess. It took us years to clean it up, but it was worth the effort. #bloomscrolling
A corner under the kitchen window with pots of annuals and perennials. 
L-R: Astilbe, Hibiscus, Balloon Flower, Autumn Joy sedum, and Coleus.
Behind the fence is our ancient Bridal Wreath.The Gooseneck Loosestrife is going crazy! I bought three half-dead, tiny pots of it about 35 years ago. I think they like this spot. It's partially shaded and has terrible soil, but they're obviously not picky.Looking past the Gooseneck Loosestrife to the Rose of Sharon. We have both white and pink. Behind these, they act as a hedge between our yard and the neighbors, running for about 50 feet along the left side. The bees love the blossoms!Rose of Sharon in pink and white varieties. Behind this garden fence, they act as a hedge between our yard and the neighbors on the left side. They run for about 50 feet to the back fence, and they're over 15 feet tall.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thirteen the Jedi shows me that she can, indeed, be quite comfortable in a tiny box. #CatBoxSunday #Cats
A very stripey cat has her two front legs inside a small box. She's sitting on a multicolored rug and looking directly at the camera.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Absolem turns one year old today. We think. He came into our yard last Aug, a tiny, starving kitten. We caught him, fed him up, and took him to the vet. She guessed his age and we counted backwards to this date. He is an absolute joy and we love him madly. Happy Birthday Solly! #catsky #caturday
A floofy ginger cat with orange eyeballs sits on a tan colored couch, looking into the camera lens.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Absolem sez Happy #Caturday from the cat balcony.
Picture of a fluffy ginger cat with orange eyeballs. He's looking down from a large shelf with his paws sticking out from between the railing balusters.  I took the picture while sitting on the couch.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Because of a spate of idjits making hostile comments and adding me to block lists with names like "nazi scum" and "blue maga," I decided I'd rather not use my real name on here. It's a shame, honestly, but we are living in weird times. So I'm now just Joooooooles. Enjoy this nice peony...
Photo of a vivid, deep pink peony. It's wide open to the sun and surrounded by four unopened buds, and greed foliage. I wish we had smell-o-vision, because the scent is amazing!
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Missouri voted 40% for Harris in 2024. We are only a red state because of gerrymandering.
A graph showing the State of Missouri voting record for the 2024 presidential election.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thirteen the Jedi guarding the last two blanket squares. She's still got that spicy kitten in her, even at 9 years old. #Catsky #caturday
Photo of a very stripey cat on a couch cushion with knitted blanket squares in front of her. She's positioned herself on top of the edges of the squares, and is looking into the camera as if to say, "Deez are mine."
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
These are the blossoms from the Pawlonia Tomentosa. I had confused your Jacaranda blossoms for them.
Several pale lavender and cream blossoms from a Pawlonia Tomentosa tree.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Let's play a game. Your pet gets chosen to be immortalized on a backnote. Which picture are you submitting?
Photo of a very stripey cat looking into the camera.  In the background is a messy bookcase.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They just don't live long enough.
The world's most wonderful white cat on a tan couch cushion. He has a gray-striped toupee. He's looking directly into the camera.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Barbara Bach is married to Ringo Starr, not Catherine Bach.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's been a very challenging week/year. Here's something to brighten things up a bit. Absolem He's 9 months old. Earlier, he knocked the Tupperware container filled with his food off the kitchen table, spilling about 3 lbs of kitten kibble between the table and cupboard. He regrets nothing. #catsky
A floofy ginger kitten with orange eyes sits on a tan couch in a living room. He's looking into the camera.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I got more new art in today's mail! @liquoricelino.bsky.social I love them!
On the left is a linoprint of a bird wearing the head of a blue shark. On the right is a linoprint of a bird wearing the head of a pink rhino.
Both are matted in white and framed in black.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Now I've Got the Pill By Loretta Lynn.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A sweet little grouping right outside my bedroom door (left.) The cat is vintage, made from plaster.
A tall black cat plaque on the left and four framed linocut prints framed in black on the right.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My new art arrived today! Four little cat-themed linocut prints from VetrisCreates on Etsy. I hung them in the main hallway, where I'll see them every day.
Four cat-themed linocut prints in black 5x7 frames hanging on a small section of wall..
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet. Solly peeks at me from between the covers. It was sooo cold this morning.
A fluffy ginger kitten peeks out from the covers on a very cold morning.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Solly knows it's 15° outside and is making the most of being a housecat. #caturday
A fluffy ginger kitten is laying on a colorful print blanket. He has his left arm outstretched and is looking into the camera.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My front yard, facing west. Apologies for the through-the-window shot, but I'm not going out there. It's -2°. I was charmed by the tracks of the squirrel going left to right, with the detour up the tree. We measured the snowfall at 10".
Photo taken with a phone, through a window and screen of a front yard. There is a large crimson maple tree casting a shadow toward the camera. The sun sets in the background. The entire ground is covered in 10" of snow. You can see the tracks of one squirrel going from left to right, with a detour up the tree.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We ended up with 9 or 10 inches. But it's soooo cold. We're not going anywhere.
Picture taken through a window and screen of a back garden covered in snow.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ruh-Roh. #weather #snow
A local weather map for SW MO shows forecasted snowfall amounts. Two bands in pink of 8-14" with a light blue band between of 14-18". Springfield, MO is right on the borderline.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Amanda by Waylon Jennings (1974) I love this song.
The lyrics to Amanda by Waylon Jennings.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Solly wrestled the cannoli across the kitchen doorway. He's been zooming from one end of the house to the other, sailing over the cannoli. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. #caturday #catsky
A ginger kitten sits behind a cat tunnel in a wide doorway between the living room and kitchen.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I have no idea who this person is, as I've never interacted with them. No argument, no insult, nothing. I don't engage like that here, I just block and move on. No big deal, but I do occasionally wonder how many of these lists are created in a snit by the oh-so-righteous.
A screenshot listing the three block-lists I was added to today by someone called @seitzbg.salty.house.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I made a giant afghan this past fall as a housewarming gift for my brother and sister in law. Bulky yarn and moss stitch. Very therapeutic for me and a big hit with them. I had three kitteh helpers.
A section of crocheted afghan in gray with gold, orange, aqua, and teal accents.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
One turkey leg, two turkey legs. Solly is the goofiest little dude. Endlessly entertaining. #catsky #caturday
A fluffy ginger kitten lays on a cushion on a wooden rocking chair. He has one whole back leg and his tail dangling off the side.A fluffy ginger kitten lays on a cushion on a wooden rocking chair. He has two whole back legs and his tail dangling off the side.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Solly is 7 months old today. We've raised many cats, but he's the sturdiest, most solid and muscular kitten we've seen. He's also very lovey and cuddly, and gets along famously with our two older cats. #caturday #11poundsofloveinanorangecatsuit
A ginger kitten sits on a rug next to a cat bed. He looks at the camera lens with orange eyes.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
In a still from the TV show Santa Clarita Diet, Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore, holding the severed head of Nathan Fillion, stand in the desert. It's night, and Olyphant is holding a shovel.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Jedi was a big help with my 2020 project, too. She's an excellent consultant.
A very stripey cat with green eyes sits on top of folded quilting cotton strips at my sewing table.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
She was married to Christopher George. I remember him from all the westerns.
A photo of a handsome, smiling, dark-haired white man wearing a blue shirt and khaki jacket.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The other two tiny watercolors from Michele Banks are now hung up, as well. They're perfect. Go to artologica on etsy and buy her artwork for everyone you know. She's brilliant. @artologica.net #watercolor
Two 5x5 black frames hold watercolors in shades of green and blue, depicting neurons.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I got my new artwork framed and hung today. The two on the left I've had for a while, originals by KristjanaArts on etsy. The print at lower right I got in Oct at Art in the Park. It's by Amy Kalimat. The two tiny originals at upper right are my newest. They're by Michele Banks, @artologica.net
A grouping of five pieces of art in black frames.
Upper left shows a large abstract cat with plants and a chipmunk.
Lower left shows five abstract cats with cacti and a lizard.
Lower right shows an abstract, stream of consciousness print in many bold colors.
Upper right shows Two small original watercolors in shades of purple, gold, and blue.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I put new lights on the holiday wreath we hang outside. Solly helped. He just had his neuter and microchip done yesterday. As you can see, it didn't slow him down. 🐱 He's 6.5 months old and weighs 10.2 lbs. #catsky #caturday
A ginger kitten sits in the middle of a holiday wreath.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
A drawing of a fat bluebird in a field of flowers with puffy clouds and a rainbow overhead, saying, "Can I get a Fuck No!" Artwork by NeverStayDead.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Another gem from that time.
A tweet by Coffee Spoonie from 11/20/17:
Nazis are people. 
Nazis are human beings. 
They were young once. They have parents. Many are parents, or will be. They have dreams. They have feelings. They have human bodies. They sleep. They get sick. They age.
And they still deserve to be shot.
That's very fucking important.
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Joooooooles @joooooooles.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Absolem (Solly) got a pre-op blood draw this morning in preparation for his neuter surgery in 2 weeks. The tech said he was super mellow, and he weighs 10 pounds. I can't believe he's 6 months old! #catsky #caturday
A ginger kitten sits on a cat balcony in our home. He has his two front peets sticking out between the balustrade posts. He is composed entirely of Awsomesauce.
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