JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 1mThe only thing that would make this better is if Gavin Newsom wasn't a shill for billionaires. 000
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 8hTrump is trying to federalize some of the land next to Mar-a-Lago to make himself a cushy Camp David in his own backyard at our expense. I will vote for the candidate that vows to tear it down and have a huge data center built in its place. people.com/trump-wants-...people.comTrump Wants to Transform His West Palm Beach Golf Club into a Presidential RetreatDonald Trump is planning to transform a part of his West Palm Beach golf club into a presidential retreat. The president said both the military and Secret Service ‘suggested’ the move, which comes aft... 6157
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 08/10/2026There are countless tasty vegan meals I'd rather have than well done shoe leather and ketchup. And I'm not vegan. 170
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 15/01/2026Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch. 2040466
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026I just saw a commercial that said James Talarico will put you in jail if you don't trans your kids. If you love your kids, you can't vote for Talarico. This is all they got. Trans panic bullshit. @jamestalarico.bsky.social will be our next senator! 1144
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026If the president is so demented that they need a team of spin doctors to continuously sanewash his bullshit, we need a new president. 1112
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Netanyahu knew about October 7th and not only failed to stop it, he ordered the IDF to kill Israelis during the attack so they wouldn't become hostages. Trump just offered millions of blue state Americans' lives to Iran as a "small price to pay." We are props to these madmen. Props and marks. 1104
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Even after admitting it was wrong to use taxpayer money to run his propaganda, he won't reimburse us for the ones he's already run. That alone is impeachable. In a sea of war crimes, disregard for human dignity, a complicit GOP is forcing us all to keep suffering. Make them pay on November 3rd. 1125
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Iran discovered what every ex-wife of this regime already knew. dailypost.ng/2026/10/06/t...dailypost.ng'Talks with US meaningless’ - Iran PresidentIranian President, Masoud Pezeshkian has described negotiations with the United States as “meaningless”, accusing Washington of using diplomatic talks as 0115
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Trump already owns 1/3 of the national debt and this will explode it further to attempt to hide his mistakes. We will never financially recover from being looted by this clown. nypost.com/2026/10/06/u...nypost.comTrump says he’s considering suspending federal gas tax as states lead effort to lower costsPresident Trump said Tuesday that he’s considering suspending the federal gas tax to lower costs — after four states already did so ahead of the midterm elections. 165
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/202681 aircraft destroyed by a "totally obliterated" military is quite a feat. We need a functional 4th estate to cut through the gaslighting and expose what an unmitigated disaster this war has been. news.cgtn.com/news/2026-10...news.cgtn.comCongressional report: 81 US military aircraft damaged or destroyed in Iran warA total of 81 US military aircraft have been damaged or destroyed since the United States and Israel launched military strikes against Iran on February 28, according to a report released by the Congre... 01010
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026"I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except stepping down from his back. —The King of Injustice." This is what the US has become in the eyes of the rest of the world. www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comStatue of a naked Trump goes on display at European ParliamentThe statue titled the 'Orange Plague' (pictured) depicts US President Donald Trump overweight and naked holding a long gold club and sitting on the shoulders of a shorter man. 26821
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Remember when there was a gold-plated statue of a naked Joe Biden at the European Parliament building? Me neither. The world is laughing at us and rightfully so. We are being looted by grifters and morons. www.newsweek.com/gold-naked-s...newsweek.comGold Naked Statue of Donald Trump Displayed at European Parliament 37631
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Hey, Iran! Looking for a small price for America to pay? 03511
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026If you didn't see Trump's speech last night, here's a recap: 0152
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026I just saw a commercial that said James Talarico will put you in jail if you don't trans your kids. If you love your kids, you can't vote for Talarico. This is all they got. Trans panic bullshit. @jamestalarico.bsky.social will be our next senator! 1144
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026If the president is so demented that they need a team of spin doctors to continuously sanewash his bullshit, we need a new president. 1112
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Netanyahu knew about October 7th and not only failed to stop it, he ordered the IDF to kill Israelis during the attack so they wouldn't become hostages. Trump just offered millions of blue state Americans' lives to Iran as a "small price to pay." We are props to these madmen. Props and marks. 1104
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026We have been able to temporarily fix our deficits, but we are now paying almost a billion a day in debt interest alone. We need to pay down this crippling debt and we haven't been successful at that. Slowing the growth of the debt isn't enough. 000
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Being in Europe, they probably have access to enough eastern bloc sex workers to get a good idea of what that nightmare physique looks like. 100
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Even after admitting it was wrong to use taxpayer money to run his propaganda, he won't reimburse us for the ones he's already run. That alone is impeachable. In a sea of war crimes, disregard for human dignity, a complicit GOP is forcing us all to keep suffering. Make them pay on November 3rd. 1125
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Iran discovered what every ex-wife of this regime already knew. dailypost.ng/2026/10/06/t...dailypost.ng'Talks with US meaningless’ - Iran PresidentIranian President, Masoud Pezeshkian has described negotiations with the United States as “meaningless”, accusing Washington of using diplomatic talks as 0115
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Trump already owns 1/3 of the national debt and this will explode it further to attempt to hide his mistakes. We will never financially recover from being looted by this clown. nypost.com/2026/10/06/u...nypost.comTrump says he’s considering suspending federal gas tax as states lead effort to lower costsPresident Trump said Tuesday that he’s considering suspending the federal gas tax to lower costs — after four states already did so ahead of the midterm elections. 165
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/202681 aircraft destroyed by a "totally obliterated" military is quite a feat. We need a functional 4th estate to cut through the gaslighting and expose what an unmitigated disaster this war has been. news.cgtn.com/news/2026-10...news.cgtn.comCongressional report: 81 US military aircraft damaged or destroyed in Iran warA total of 81 US military aircraft have been damaged or destroyed since the United States and Israel launched military strikes against Iran on February 28, according to a report released by the Congre... 01010
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026"I am sitting on the back of a man. He is sinking under my burden. I will do anything to help him. Except stepping down from his back. —The King of Injustice." This is what the US has become in the eyes of the rest of the world. www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comStatue of a naked Trump goes on display at European ParliamentThe statue titled the 'Orange Plague' (pictured) depicts US President Donald Trump overweight and naked holding a long gold club and sitting on the shoulders of a shorter man. 26821
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Remember when there was a gold-plated statue of a naked Joe Biden at the European Parliament building? Me neither. The world is laughing at us and rightfully so. We are being looted by grifters and morons. www.newsweek.com/gold-naked-s...newsweek.comGold Naked Statue of Donald Trump Displayed at European Parliament 37631
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026Hey, Iran! Looking for a small price for America to pay? 03511
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026If you didn't see Trump's speech last night, here's a recap: 0152
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026Why did the press embargo end? Motherfucker never stopped blocking Politico, MSNOW, and CNN. time.com/article/2026...time.comPOLITICO Blocked From Air Force One Amid Battle Over Media AccessThe move prevents the outlet from carrying out its White House press pool duties as Trump travels to Nebraska for a campaign rally. 373
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026I certainly trust this regime when they want to minimize a fucking plague. 6197
JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026Trump hates our men and women in uniform. After denying that they died in battle to make their numbers look better, Trump is paying for his propaganda commercials with funds allocated to pay for memorials to our fallen soldiers. Spin that. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...washingtonpost.comCampaign-style Trump ads use money meant for border security, memorialsThe White House Office of Management and Budget added $20 million to the pot for commemorative events a day before DHS awarded an advertising contract of the same amount. 01311
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Trump should dispatch RFK to Russia to nip this plague thing in the bud. He surely can't make it worse, or spread it to Putin or our government or anything. www.cnbc.com/2026/10/05/r...cnbc.comRussia plague: What we know about the suspected case reportedly linked to a lab worker’s deathAccording to local media reports, as many as 189 people have also been placed under medical observation in Irkutsk in eastern Russia. 0165
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Karolyin' Leavitt will continue to lie for a living and may be Jesse Watters' next stalking victim as her baby daddy is probably about to die of old age. I wish her everything she spouted at others from the White House podium. www.koreatimes.co.kr/world/202610...koreatimes.co.krFormer press secretary Karoline Leavitt lands her next gig: Fox News contributor - The Korea TimesNEW YORK — Former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt has found her next chapter: She is heading to Fox News. Leavitt will serve as an on-... 2175
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Middle school students in Michigan get rebuffed by the Supreme Court; can't wear "Let's Go Brandon" shirts to school. I understand you're disappointed, but please refrain from raping anyone. Anyways, Fuck Your Feelings, 86 47, and Fuck Trump! apnews.com/article/lets...apnews.comSupreme Court rejects appeal over Michigan school's ban on ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ sweatshirtsThe Supreme Court is rejecting an appeal from a Michigan woman challenging a school district’s ban on shirts with the phrase “Let’s Go Brandon.” 0176
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Ken Paxton says that between letting pedophiles go free, cheating on his wife, and taking luxury vacations at his slew of properties, he just doesn't have time to run a campaign for Senate. Vote Talarico and send this fucker to jail! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comRepublican Ken Paxton admits forces in DC control his Texas Senate campaign‘I don’t control message or what we’re doing,’ scandal- hit state attorney general reportedly says at private event 510343
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026@kaitlancollins.bsky.social is one of our last true journalists on the major networks, but she needs to start posting on BlueSky again! 0203
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Noted Republican pedophile rapist dies. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one either. abc7chicago.com/post/dennis-...abc7chicago.comDennis Hastert, former US speaker from Illinois convicted in hush money case, diesFormer U.S. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert who served time in prison for a hush money case, has died at age 84 1154
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Democrats keep kneecapping themselves by catering to centrists while Trump openly punishes any state that votes against him and calls us "dumb sons of bitches." Go left or go home. Giving everything away to attract a few fence sitters makes progressives stay home. 1138
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026Remember when Matt Gaetz was caught paying children for sex so he got a quickie marriage? It's the guy who fucks animals' turn. apnews.com/article/kash...apnews.comFBI Director Kash Patel gets engaged to longtime girlfriend, country singer Alexis WilkinsFBI Director Kash Patel and longtime girlfriend Alexis Wilkins are announcing their engagement on social media. 7161
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026You never know when you might run into a college Republican! 1214
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026This is the cunt who was asking for help doxxing Cornell's Jane Doe. Fuck around, find out! 5235
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026Once Hegseth purges everyone who isn't shit, this is what's left. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...aljazeera.comJapan summons US envoy as marine arrested over Okinawa murderAmbassador vows cooperation as Japan protests after a US marine’s arrest in connection to Okinawa murder case. 0106
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026Party of perverts. Party of deviants. 1162
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026Silly Tom Morello, you don't call young people, you gotta text them. Either way, every eligible voter has to vote this nightmare out! Power to the People! 1187
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026False. I know an Atlanta Hawks game when I see it! Checkmate, Libs! 1356
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 04/10/2026Is doxxing still illegal? Because this is a slam dunk. www.koat.com/article/trum...koat.comTrump posts Sen. Tom Cotton’s cellphone number amid clash over Daylight Saving TimeTrump posted Sen. Tom Cotton’s number while urging him to back permanent daylight saving time, as the Arkansas senator said winter mornings would get too dark. 2103
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 03/10/2026These views are only controversial if you're in a cult or an agent provocateur. 094
Reposted by JonZoidbergJonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/10/2026You want to talk about the DEEP STATE? Let me show you what it looks like: The White House colludes with senators, influencers, podcasters, and state regime TV to attempt, unsuccessfully, to discredit an independent prosecutor who targeted the president. There's your fucking Deep State. 02810