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If you go to a Trump rally, you're either a fuckwit, a rape enthusiast, or on the payroll. Or 3 for 3.

YOU KNOW WHY TRUMP LOVES HOLDING HIS HATE RALLIES?

IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE TRUMP ISN'T THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.

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Is that cloud the "toxic masculinity" I've heard so much about?

Photo of a burning Russian data center captioned Ukraine helped Yandex move all its data to the cloud

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Fuck Shane Gillis and misogynists everywhere. That's all.

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The only news story that should be running until he is removed from office is that Trump finally admitted that the "Fake News" has been him all along.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar Follow

Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that

TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.

4:05 PM Oct 12, 2026

Watch on X

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 12/10/2026

My Macklemore playlist just got some Kacey Musgraves added to it. Kacey just got some much needed #JusticeForCricket right here. God Damn!

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KAC EY @KaceyMusgraves 2h

I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

Kristi Noem @KristiNoem 11h

I'll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I'm choosin' Texas. I'll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.

James Talarico 11h

Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves!

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Real men stand up and say shit like this is unacceptable. Everyone else is promoting rape culture.

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE GYM IN SO LONG, I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN JUST DRESS LIKE WHORES NOW

-SHANE GILLIS DURING SNL MONOLOGUE

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 12/10/2026

I'm a simple crab. I see a quality Futurama meme, I post it on BlueSky.

An image from the show Futurama of the native martian chief, captioned Fuck Columbus, happy indigenous peoples day

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 12/10/2026

Ukraine has given the world a temporary reprieve from Russian bots and the difference cannot be understated. 99.6% drop in bot traffic after Ukraine destroyed the Yandex data centers! Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

A graph showing Russian bot traffic dropping over 99 percent as of October 11

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11/10/2026

I'd prefer no public executions, but I'd settle for Epstein's clients.

A photo of Renee Good. Captioned
REMINDER: THE U.S. HAS BEEN STAGING PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR A WHILE NOW

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 11/10/2026

Nobel Peace Prize winner Navi Pillay: "If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump." In response, he classified her as a terrorist.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 10/10/2026

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is exhibit Q. Former president Trump admits providing aid and comfort to the enemies of America, again.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

117 ReTruths

323 Likes

Oct 09, 2026, 2:46 PM

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 10/10/2026

JD learned you don't have to be smart if your marks are stupid.

"Classically, you would think socialism is about prioritizing workers. And yet in reality, most of the self-described socialists running across the United States of America are going to howl about this announcement today, which is prioritizing American workers over foreign workers," Vance said. "So I don't know what the term means anymore."

"I think in reality, what it actually means in the American context is that you want to replace American workers with foreign workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports. That's what united the socialists that I see running across the United States of America today."

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 09/10/2026

The only thing that would make this better is if Gavin Newsom wasn't a shill for billionaires.

Gavin Newsom

@GavinNewsom

Happy 30th Birthday, @FoxNews!

My little gift to you is a defamation lawsuit giving us the chance to see your emails, texts, edits, and the instructions.

Discovery is going to be FUN. Almost as fun as your depositions. Under oath.

Have a GREAT "fair and balanced" birthday!

Politics & Poll Tracker @PollTrac... 6h Fox News has officially been on the air for 30 years.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 08/10/2026

The bots are voting, y'all. We gotta outvote them!

A bunch of tweets all saying they are voting straight Republican for the midterms

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 07/10/2026

Hey, Iran! Looking for a small price for America to pay?

A map of Florida with mar a lago scratched out and replaced with San Diego

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026

If you didn't see Trump's speech last night, here's a recap:

Anchorman screenshot with Ron Burgundy saying: Go fuck yourself, San Diego

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 06/10/2026

I certainly trust this regime when they want to minimize a fucking plague.

SCRIPPS NEWS

U.S. NEWS

Rubio says he doesn't think death linked to Russian plague lab is cause for alarm

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026

@kaitlancollins.bsky.social is one of our last true journalists on the major networks, but she needs to start posting on BlueSky again!

Kaitlan Collins photo captioned

I'll smile when you answer the fucking question

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 05/10/2026

You never know when you might run into a college Republican!

A girl is doing a selfie in the mirror, captioned Just got Accepted. She then shows a gun in her waistband. Captioned into Cornell

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This is the cunt who was asking for help doxxing Cornell's Jane Doe. Fuck around, find out!

Michael Tracey

@mtracey

DEAR TROLLS: Please stop calling up my dad and leaving graphic voicemails threatening to castrate him, enough already

4:41 PM 10/3/26

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Party of perverts. Party of deviants.

The don't tread on me snake wears a MAGA hat and says DON'T CALL ME WEIRD, I JUST DEMAND TO SEE YOUR GENITALS

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Silly Tom Morello, you don't call young people, you gotta text them. Either way, every eligible voter has to vote this nightmare out! Power to the People!

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 03/10/2026

False. I know an Atlanta Hawks game when I see it! Checkmate, Libs!

Wu Tang is for the Children

@WUTangKids

Jack Smith hanging at Tom Morello's "Power to the People" concert

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These views are only controversial if you're in a cult or an agent provocateur.

A fox news screenshot of "Ms Rachel's controversial stances."

Backing El Sayed and Angie Nixon, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE.and billionaires

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/10/2026

Imagine being the dumbest senator in your state, and your competition is Josh "Haulin-Ass" Hawley.

A political cartoon by Branch that reads senator Schmitts smoking gun and its blown up in his face as he questioned Jack smith

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/10/2026

For some reason, Sean Hannity deleted this tweet. That's so odd.

Sean Hannity

@seanhannity

"What would you say if I had a series of text messages from your team that said you were in Atlanta at a Hawks game?" Sen. Eric Schmitt puts Jack Smith on the spot in the Senate Judiciary hearing.

Photo of Mr. Jack Smith testifying before the Senate

11:35 AM 29 Sep 26. 8.9K Views

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 01/10/2026

After 2 lethal injections, a Tennessee inmate is still more capable of serving in the Senate than Mitch McConnell.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 30/09/2026

Crows are smart. Since they are murder experts, they know a genocide flag when they see one.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 30/09/2026

I bet a functional Department of Justice would find something to charge this dirtbag with along with the rest of the GOPedos.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 30/09/2026

If you had a dollar for every trans athlete ruining a sport, you couldn't buy a gallon of gas. Or 4 quarters.

Voters care about everything else more than they care about trans issues, new poll finds

The economy, Al datacenters, the war in Iran... voters were more likely to say all these issues were more important than trans issues.

Share:

Molly Sprayregen (She/Her) September 29, 2026, 11:30 am EDT

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 29/09/2026

So for the election year Scaravan tactic to work, you have to admit that Trump's impregnable border won't keep them out. The administration needs to refute this as bullshit or say the border is insecure.

MIGRANT CARAVAN

DHS sends ominous warning as migrant caravan heads toward US-Mexico border from

Honduras

The caravan of hundreds departed San Pedro Sula on September 20 and is moving north toward the US-Mexico border

By Louis Casiano, Bill Melugin Fox News

Published September 28, 2026 5:53pm EDT

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 27/09/2026

Radosław Sikorski, Poland's minister of Foreign Affairs, has more balls than the entire Republican party. Meanwhile, our president is blaming Ukraine for diesel prices. What a fucking embarrassment.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 27/09/2026

One day, little Marco is going to try to rehab his image. Fuck that. He sold his soul with eyes wide open. Traitor.

Marco Rubio: "For years to come, there are many people on the right...that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well." (2016)

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 26/09/2026

Would. Not. Surprise. Me. One. Bit.

"Macklemore is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon"

-parody of netanyahu at the UN

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A counselor in Texas was convicted for defrauding tens of millions in Military Health benefits. I wonder if his choice of ride tipped them off.

Kevin Curry's gold-plated Tesla Cybertruck, purchased with his fraudulent proceeds.

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A member of the Israeli delegation went around the UN hall to write down everyone who left during Netanyahu's speech. Can we get that list for the next Antifa mailer?

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Another day, another MAGAT pedophile. Priceless that he was booked wearing his official Club Pedo T-shirt.

Picture of a neck beard loser wearing a gulf of America T-shirt

Jonesboro Police Department

22 hours ago

In early September, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children contacted our department about CSAM material uploaded to a Google

account.

Google provided the account's IP address, along with an email address and

date of birth. The IP address appeared to belong to Optimum Communications in Jonesboro, AR. Arkansas State Police served a subpoena on Optimum for subscriber information for the IP address, and it returned an address on Harrisburg Road linked to a woman with the last name Daffron.

A search of that woman and the address found that her husband was Gregory

Daffron, and he also lived at the address on Harrisburg Rd. Upon gathering information on Gregory Daffron, it was found that his date of birth was the same date of birth given on the account of Honey Badger that uploaded the

44 videos of Child Sexual Abuse Material to the Google account.

Authorities issued a warrant, and Gregory Daffron was arrested on Tuesday, on September 22nd. He appeared before a judge, who set a $250,000 bond and denied him internet access.

Great job, team!

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After he burned Macklemore and drove off the rest of the performers, weather cancels Ed Sheeran's show at Gillette Stadium anyway. Karma's a bitch, but Sheeran and Robert Kraft are cunts.

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