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Jon Wurster

@jonwurster.bsky.social
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Sitting in the back row with The Mountain Goats/Bob Mould Band…The Best Show...Scharpling & Wurster...couple other things. Most of my fun happens over at Instagram.

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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Imagine getting this sent to you every 10 minutes since yesterday.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Stand!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
the news for the afternoon & evening shift: our new album, Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan, is available for preorder & the first single is yours to hear now at this link: www.mountain-goats.com
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the Mountain Goats
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
KISS has several songs sung from the point of view of an adult wanting to have sex with a teenager, so this all tracks.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If your day is going poorly, revel in the fact that you didn’t just yell, “GDammit, you fuck!” at your locked car in full earshot of a woman walking to her car after church.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
How far are we from Trump announcing that he’s getting a dog?
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’ve just watched two random movies from the 1980s and they both featured Fabulous Thunderbirds songs. Just an observation, not trying to start anything.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I’m punk!
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I think one of the worst opening lines for a hard rock song would be: “Despite what you heard, I can go all night.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Starch. We eat it it, but we also spray it on our clothing?
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Is it uncool for me to say, “What did you do?” to a guy carrying a bouquet of flowers?
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I’m in Denver and I’m wondering if anyone in Metallica wants to help me psych up for tomorrow’s Elvis Costello show on their night off.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Reading Exodus/Slayer guitarist Gary Holt’s memoir. They had “get back” meth. Meth you smoke when you get back home.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“Jaws” premiered 50 years ago today. That iconic line, “This boat needs to be waaaaay bigger,” is just as relevant as it was then.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I KNEW something was up when I asked my mom if anyone else in our family rocked, and she ran out of the room in tears.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
“I’d LOVE to have a friend like me.” -something I just said to myself
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I bought one of those high frequency sound/flashing lights pest repellents and I want this mouse to be like, WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Rob Hatch-Miller @robhatchmiller.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A Tesla truck just drove by and I can honestly say it’s the dumbest looking object I’ve ever seen.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
In the parking lot.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I just heard someone say, “everybody’s moving, moving, moving,” and I’m 100% sure they’ve never heard of Fugazi.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Think way more shouty.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“ I think that’s Charles Durning.” -something I just said to myself and was absolutely CORRECT about
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This tracks.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It’s what you call cocaine mixed with tiny slivers of wood from a garden gnome.
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The Best Show with Tom Scharpling @bestshow4life.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
NOW AVAILABLE! Tom Scharpling sits down with Brett Davis to celebrate 25 years of The Best Show. Learn about the contributors, callers, guests and the constant evolution of the show! Teaser: youtu.be/D80SGRrMTe0 Watch on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/best-s...
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Best Show Retrospective Teaser
YouTube video by The Best Show with Tom Scharpling
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Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Streaming Macalester's graduation to see Bob Mould speak and it's so great -- currently a student band called She's In Shambles (which is a great name) is covering Hüsker Dü's "Makes No Sense at All" in a cool lo-fi punk way! www.macalester.edu/commencement/
the band she's in shambles covering husker du
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I can’t tell if this guy in the airport lounge is Jimmy Iovine or an older golfer.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I was furious at the guy talking loudly on his phone in this Kalamazoo Denny’s until I realized he’s turned his booth into a makeshift office and he’s booking stars to appear at a Star Trek convention.
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The Hollywood Theatre @hollywoodtheatre.org · 12/05/2025
Join us Thursday, May 15th for Albert Brooks’s hilarious debut, REAL LIFE! Don’t miss this one night only event, presented by @jonwurster.bsky.social, drummer (Bob Mould, The Mountain Goats, Superchunk) and comedy writer extraordinaire. Tickets: hollywoodtheatre.org/show/real-life-with-jon-wurster
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REAL LIFE WITH JON WURSTER - Hollywood Theatre
Presented by Jon Wurster, drummer and comedy writer extraordinaire!The second you put “real life” on screen it becomes something else entirely.Decades before reality television reigned supreme, there ...
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Portland! We are one week away from our date at @hollywoodtheatre.org. We will eat popcorn and watch Albert Brooks’ “Real Life.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Why can’t he call himself Pope Bob?
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think one of the weirdest song lyrics would be: “My ears are ringing and my thing is stinging because I just had sex at a Motörhead concert.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Yes
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I smiled at a dude in a Misfits shirt but he didn’t smile back.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 03/05/2025
The average American has three friends @bobmouldmusic.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social
Bob mouldJason narducyJon wurster
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
“All I’m saying is, having a huge back doesn’t give you the right to be a total dick to everybody.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Are you nuts? Look at that top-shelf devil lock!
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It’s called “a questionable side hustle.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Everyone’s mad at me because my new band is called Nivana. I already changed it from The New York Dlols!
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Car in the middle of the street has some weird galloping sound happening that’s identical to when everybody kicks in on “Battery.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just heard someone say “self-own” as “cell phone,” and I was all, “whuuut.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Karoline Leavitt sounds like a song Charles Manson wrote for The Beach Boys.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It’s weird for someone to leave a violin behind at the airport, right? Like, you’d probably be used to keeping track of it. What else do you want to talk about?
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Sir, I just want to say that I think you look very cool, and not at all terrified of everything.”
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
To his credit, Trump didn’t use the word “eggheads” once in his Harvard post.
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
An IMPOSSIBLE song to ruin.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
New tour dates up — been in the kitchen but it’s almost time to serve it up www.mountain-goats.com/tour
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Tour — the Mountain Goats
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Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Is Linda McMahon pronouncing AI “A1” because she knows he thinks that’s top shelf steak sauce?
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