Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 16hNo matter how you signal drivers will be confused. The fact these signals are in the driver's hand book is something you'd be hard pressed to believe if you just interviewed random drivers about it. Drivers licensing needs to be harder, because drivers don't know the rules they are supposed to. 041
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 17hMaybe it'll happen in Friday, when a blood vessel bursts after he fails to win the Nobel Peace prize, again, despite starting a stupid war no one wanted, except him, and only to distract the press from his part in a child sex trafficking ring. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 17hStill got the filament from last prime day? And how are the filament deals this prime day? 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 18hOn Sundays they can go to "soul gym" to work out their "what they believe regardless of observed reality" muscles*, and maybe some extra "sports gym" in the summer to try to identify which children will grow up to be people we'd all like to see get concussions in our "entertainment gyms". 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 18hWe should be especially mindful of children's developing brains and get them enrolled in nearly a full day of these "brain gyms" with only an occasional break for some "muscle gym" workouts and we'll have to feed them (stomach/digestive gym). 140
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19hThey were elected to lead, not to understand the functions of local government they are elected to! 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19hRinse glasses in hot water (hold by arms keep hands clear of water cause it should be hot enough to hurt) Drop of dish soap on each lense and then rub it around (gently) and into the cracks and cervices. Rinse well in a stream of very hot water. Dry with microfiber cloth. 040
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 19hDish soap and very hot water. Dry with micro fiber cloth. Hot water will loses up the oils and soap will break them down, same trick cleans off the natural oils from your face that will eventually accumulate on glasses. (I wash my glasses this way every other month or so). 150
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 21hKind of hoping Texas goes all blue in statewide elections... Sure part off it is just a dream of good (better?) governance, but part of it is that if Texas shows up blue on a map Trump may call for Iran to nuke Dallas and Houston, & withhold federal funds. I want to see how that plays in Texas. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22hThat is how doctors remember that diarrhea isn't a plague symptom, cause it leaves out Uranus. 011
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 22hLike did he mean Los Angeles & San Diego California, or Los Angeles & San Diego Texas? No one can say for sure. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I don't think about Americans' financial situation. I don't think about anybody. [obvious splice] Let them take out a city. Let them- let them take out Los Angeles. It's a small price to pay." 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everything is a small price to pay when it comes to keeping his war to distract from the Epstein files (and his part in a child sex trafficking ring) going ... There is no sacrifice he isn't willing to make Americans pay to keep himself safe from consequences for his actions. 020
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Really is a shame that my blinking geocities page made them retire that html tag for EVERYONE... Sorry, I ruined the internet. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me cleaning the kitchen: "why are there rocks on the counter?" Wife: "they were in something when we got back from camping." Me: "so these aren't special rocks? They can be outside rocks?" Wife: "yes." I toss the rocks outside. I fully expect to learn they WERE special rocks sometime this week. 020
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah yes the Nazi planet plan. I'm not saying the AI CEOs are all spacemen trying to manipulate our cultural and technological evolution... But I'm not willing to say to say aren't either, I mean they certainly struggle with humanity. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And so many muffler clamps... I don't think he ever bought the right size before he started a job. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rotors reusable but need to be machined? Machinist was ¾ mile the opposite direct, send Jon on the bicycle to the machinist (who always seemed to have time to turn them right then for me, wondered if my dad called him while I was enroute). 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026From age 7 to 15 I was my dad's car parts delivery guy when he was working on the car and needed another or different part (broke something he thought he'd re-use) Half mile to the auto parts store by bicycle. Rotors to worn to re-use? Send Jon to the auto parts store for new ones. 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026$11,000+ on average spent on car annually by typical American car owner (insurance, fuel, loans, deprecation, etc) People would be able to buy a lot more of Walmarts contents if they weren't spending everything on cars (plus free shipping over $35, or no minimum price if you're a Walmart+ member). 051
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They were desperate times. It was Trump v1, so someone probably saw Godzilla fighting Mothra and thought "yeah, let's do that but smaller!" And assumed all the germs together would create super germs to beat covid. 110
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But looking on the bright side that whole cough into your elbow and then touch your friends germy elbow with it thing died out... 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going to make protein bars, and advertise them as having the same nutritional value of an egg mcmuffin, but none of the enjoyment of consuming food. Tag line on the box: "existence is suffering, shouldn't your sustenance be to?" 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*also if we could elected people to be smart maybe we wouldn't have so many dumb fucks in office. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't recall voting for any AI influencers, a position of "having knowledge about AI"* With no elected AI influencers no one is qualified to talk about OR build AI. And given that anytime caught running "local models" should be tried with "doing AI with out an election!" Law and order. 220
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I never considered transitioning until the GOP told me I could win all the sports, see naked ladies in bathrooms, and now avoid the military service... They keep sweetening the pot, so I'm holding out for more... Maybe toss in free healthcare and UBI? 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comMash Klinger's Hilarious Mountain AnticsALT: Mash Klinger's Hilarious Mountain Antics 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So grok talked Trump into war. Chatgpt created Trump's tariff policy. AI choose Trump's targets in Iran. Had anyone bothered to ask the guy why he is collecting a $400k salary (plus grift) when AI is doing all the work? Why would the GOP nominate Vance or Rubio when AI is an option? 110
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026China can outsource things?static.klipy.comWoah Neo - Keanu Reeves ReactionALT: Woah Neo - Keanu Reeves Reaction 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm at the drug den, I'm at the nuclear refinery, in at the combination- 250
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nuclear+drugs+a spider=Avengers! We needed to go to war with Iran to stop them from getting their hands on the avengers! Thankfully, Trump also bombed the schools to prevent any orphans from trying turning into Batmans. Meanwhile space Force has done nothing to rid us of the green lantern corp. 111
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Frankly I think the bottom that anyone NEEDS a billion dollars is far more extreme than the opposite... But I guess if Fox news says that's what i need then it's time for me to seize a billion dollars from someone who has a billion dollars... Wonder if they also think I should eat the rich after... 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"If I wasn't doing a good job, I wouldn't have won that election by a lot." The "job" trump was doing when he "won that election" was being convicted of 34 felony counts, and being called a rapist by a judge. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gay frogs, transgender frogs... Starting to see the pattern... LGBTQIA+ Every other letter... Intersex frogs are clearly next... Leap frogging right over the notion of queer frogs... 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are turning the frogs transgender, accepted. But "chemicals in the water"? I'm pretty sure I was told it was the schools that are transgrndering all the things! Can I stop home schooling my frogs? 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With how many motorists can't figure out how to stay in a lane when the paint is visible in the road recently, I'm really not looking forward to this winter. 130
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm sure once the ballroom and "the arc de trump" (it's French for "Trump is communist") are complete tourists will be flocking in from around the world to be kidnapped by ICE and stuck in concentration camps. 010
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The best time for IT security to grab the axe and "cut the hard line" is BEFORE their systems are compromised... (You do have an axe for that purpose right?) 140
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just make the code block a block. I get spaces between ideologically distinct concepts or functions, and in those places they put 3 or 4 blank lines... Scrolling for days to see 5 lines of code! 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or feels like I'm working somewhere that pays per line of code! (Including whitespace) 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's it a unique experience to me to have co-workers that double, or triple, or more, space their code? Like: If(something) { Do things } Else { Do other things } 100
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just kidding renaming sports teams is woke (cause their names might be racists). Heck renaming anything is probably destroying our history, worse than destroying Confederate statues! The GOP only approves renaming things when an 80 year old man throws a temper tantrum on an international stage. 000
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's only going to get worse when Trump renames all the sports teams to "America". 120
Jon @jonvw4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As much as I hope we've moved on from "Men in women's sports!" by '28 it'd be political malpractice for whomever is running against schmitt in '28 to not have a commercial ready pointing out that Schmitt doesn't know the difference. 000