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Jon

@jonvertuno.bsky.social
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NYC based movie, theater, drag, music, and book lover. Tend to voice only the most extreme feelings towards certain artists/genres! Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22h
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Elijah Wood's Prank Interview: When Will You Wear Wigs?
ALT: Elijah Wood's Prank Interview: When Will You Wear Wigs?
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22h
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Elijah Wood Will You Wear Wigs
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These man babies with the most fragile egos…goddamnit I wish someone would [redacted]
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Survivor Survivor 46
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mad Max
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can’t escape it!! It’ll follow you like that one movie!
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Oktoberfest
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean Julia Robert’s is coming back to Broadway in a show with very little words and I think the cheapest ticket is >$200!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But also sadly with the way our country is currently doing with tourism…Broadway would be disastrous, hell we can’t keep most shows running without a huge celebrity and those prices are outrageous.
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I missed it the last few times I was in the UK cause tickets were crazy high but it looks so beautiful. If any consolation, there is a proshot that I’ve heard is being released.
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Broad City Ilana Wexler
Alt: Broad City Ilana Wexler - looks surprised and then says How “am” I with air quotes around am signaling sarcasm and mistrust in the actual depth of the question you want to get into.
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ooh. I want to try these!!!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, yes, but you should also watch Interview With the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat … in ADDITION to
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me looking at your 22yo bb girl…
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Moira Rose's Unimpressed Look
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s also nearly my favorite weather … shorts and a hoodie weather!!!!!
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Harry Styles Feeling It in Autumn Leaves
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I enjoy it and wish it was full. But it was filmed live so there’s an energy there at least. And Orpheus is just written in a weird place vocally but I enjoy it. And if you want to try a different “professional” cast album recording - you have a good option
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes … Amber isn’t there… but I do really enjoy Melanie’s Hermes. Do wish I got a recording of Rachel Tucker’s Per-Stephanie
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You try the London live highlights with Donal Finn?!
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Hadestown Donal Finn
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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I Can Relate To This David
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have yall watched the hadestown proshot with her yet? Cause Amber/Per-Stephanie is INCREDIBLE and so enthralling on camera.
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Patrick Star's In Love Reaction
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do love Amber!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear god. No! Not this! Dear god not anything LMM related. Didn’t he ruin musical theatre enough?
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Clockwork
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait…is it bad that I preferred the sequel growing up?! (I do put most of that on the fact that that was my first Buffy love before SMG became Buffy < and also wasn’t a horrible bigot like the mannequin 2 star>). What can I say? I was young…and dumb!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So happy for these two queens!
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Christina Applegate and Linda Cardellini: You Deserve That
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ahhh I had such a fun time at that museum also are you seeing Maria in Kimberly?!?? Definitely jealous of your day out in London
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ooh I’ve had that exact conversation with my boss! “Pay me as if I were two people and :maybe: I’d accept the recognition. But other than that, please take things off the plate! I don’t need the ass kissing. I need the bills paid!”
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’re bold. But they look great!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Flash! Slash! Glisten and gash! She will ravish you - Madame Guillotine! Slit! Madame just bit! Give her more to bite! She's a hungry queen! Sing! Savor the sting! As she severs you - Madame Guillotine! Slice! Come, Paradise! Hail, Her Majesty! Madame Guillotine!
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More Guillotine MMA
Alt: More Guillotine (Christopher Walken in a recording studio in a black crew neck shirt, brown leather jacket, slicked back hair, wearing aviators) his lips are saying more cowbell but the text is saying More Guillotine
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You and Reacher… can be everyone’s problem!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Amber Wagner: I Believe In You!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Iggyrem Ezefayfer Says Shhh Don't Say That
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Second mention of this specific musical number today! Lololol
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Logan Logic
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have they ever read the comics? I mean we had Ian McKellan and Michael Fassbender…two strong actors who can handle elevated language…now you want to cast … the guy who cocks his arms for a punch? Magneto’s a himbo?
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Allenxandria: This Is Not A Good Choice
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok. I’m not mad at this actually. I still found him good but yeah. Pushing thirty and I’m just like. Ok why is Anne Hathaway wasting away in the back. Have the thirty year old rule. It’s the opposite of spiderman for some reason which just works for me
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gillian Anderson giving me what if Dolly Parton played Norma Desmond…yass queen, yasssssss!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gah!!!! One of the best videos on the internet! This video reminds me that sometimes the internet was NOT a mistake!
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Michelle Visage: This I Love
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean Gillian Anderson giving Dolly Parton as Norma Desmond & Hannah Einbinder being … well… Hannah didn’t hurt. But I think the slasher genre is more my cup of tea and what I grew up with & TV just didn’t land in the way I expected being like “tv obsessed” as I was as a teen. I should try again
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me me me! I do. I do. I do!
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40 Years Of Sleepaway Camp
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My same feelings. I really didn’t gel with Tv Glow after what I thought was gonna be right up my alley with that trailer!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
But also…when the angry sad really hits and I just envision myself as if I was just riding Dumbo and shouting DRACARYS!
Dumbo (from the 2019 “live” action Disney remake) flying at the top of the frame with a flame from his trunk - it’s as if the dragon in game of thrones is actually an elephant  (considering this is a still from an episode of game of thrones with dumbo superimposed over a dragon!)
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Netflix: You. Me. Same.
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LESLEY!!!! Madonnevita!! 😍😍😍
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The zero soap dispenser is adorbs!!!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’ll only take a few sales and reviews to beat that and if you’re just offloading for a good deal (or a little recoupment) and not being one of the resale assholes that makes collecting horrible, then you’ll be fine! It’s a good way to off load.
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tom Hanks as Screaming Jimmy Dugan
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Albert Einstein: Fucking Genius!
ALT: Albert Einstein: Fucking Genius!
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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hide?!?! Fuck ‘em if they can’t handle ‘em and just get more!
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