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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Gillian Anderson giving me what if Dolly Parton played Norma Desmond…yass queen, yasssssss!

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

But also…when the angry sad really hits and I just envision myself as if I was just riding Dumbo and shouting DRACARYS!

Dumbo (from the 2019 “live” action Disney remake) flying at the top of the frame with a flame from his trunk - it’s as if the dragon in game of thrones is actually an elephant (considering this is a still from an episode of game of thrones with dumbo superimposed over a dragon!)

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Twinsies!!! (But this is my 11th time seeing a production of Les Mis live)

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’m so excited. It’s tonight’s planned activity!

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Officially renewed for season 4 and rebranding to the third book!!!! Color me a stoked ass queerdo

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?”

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

PATRICIA HIVE RISE UP!!!!!!!!

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I totally misread that as this line from Clueless…which…fitting?

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

“My last meal shall be peppa pig!!”

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

And what if I said I’d just chill with aunt Gladys in bed for three quarters of the night? What then?

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Or maybe this type (I’m way too gay to not immediately go to this reference lol)

An illustration of a woman in a beautifully ornate and colorful dress holding a severed head in triumph This is a sketch from a sequence in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera with this being a scene from a fictional version of the story of Hannibal

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I’ll agree that it should’ve ended with the final shot of 3 cause it was a glorious ending … but even a not great Scream is better than many other franchises bests. I found it to be a great tribute for the 30th anniversary of the first one and a way better remake than 4 was attempting.

Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott in Scream 3. A brunette woman with a brown top and her hair twisted up looks past the center of the screen. She is framed by a doorway with a wood burning stove on the left and a kitchen cabinet to the right. She looks peaceful. This is the final shot of Scream 3 when Sidney is ready to move on from the traumatic experiences of the first three films and ready to continue living.

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Sweet baby blexas and the grown one too - but also… for the love of all that is holy…please run someone other than fucking Newsom when the time comes…I can’t with that phony pansy ass Schumer/jeffries like fucker

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

He’ll, you want a letter of deep concern? I’ll send a strongly worded letter myself:

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Can’t find a gif of the moment but I read this and instantly broke into a saxophone solo to rip open my shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and then climb a ladder to belt a high note to end the song (pic from sane show will just have to suffice!)

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Or my bad. I should’ve sent the photo of aunt Gladys from weapons…she’s probably more the mood for your current state

Amy Madigan as Aunt Gladys from the movie Weapons - a white woman with shoulder length messy wavy red hair and an extremely blunt bang (think Courtney Cox in Scream 3). She is wearing a retro track suit in purple, turquoise, magenta, and white. Her lipstick is smeared to one side and messily applied, her eyebrows are overdrawn (the left eye comically higher than the right in deep semicircle). Her eyebrows liner is messily applied. The right eye has much thicker eyeliner that is below the water line. He blush is on her right cheek in a pink that is nearly as garish as her magenta tracksuit. Her eyes are blue but the one on the left looks much lighter. And her mascara is clumpy. She looks like an exhausted older woman who is trying to put so much effort into looking beautiful. She IS beautiful…in a what ever happens to baby Jane Bette Davis way.

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Set things on fire?! All she gives me is an even more made up “my kids are listening to kids boo” lady - no power in her “death stare” - if she looked at me with that - I’d be like…and what are you gonna do about it Bitch? Take another Xanax”

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

It’s the cross over we didn’t know we needed! Phantom and Spelling Bee! “The magical ‘foot’ monsieur!”

The cast of the original Broadway cast of “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” - a cast of adults as middle schools students in various school appropriate costumes with the main focus being on William Barfeé (Dan Folger, a white man with a gut and messy hair with a half tucked in shirt center stage looking pleased with himself and pointing at his “magic” foot).

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

If his “heart” is so young…then why is he so afraid of escalators?

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Love having a neighborhood bar! And I have a few good options too! (The stoop beers from my neighbors are also fun times!)

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

It would be like having my own personal garden in the little mermaid…but as long as I can watch from my roof top… I’ve got a perfect view…I’ll bring snacks, you bring the lawn chair

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

That’s me in the corner (year round 😜🫣😩)

Betty White, as Rose Nylund in Golden Girls, in a blue denim blouse with pink accents on a corded telephone in front of an open door with Ghostface from the scream franchise peaking out behind the doorframe. The text reads “spooky season sneaking on up”

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The NYT predicting Death Becomes Her will win the Best Musical Tony would be my dreams coming true. Let’s be honest - I think I’m the only who despised MHE so I’m really pulling for DBH, Operation Mincemeat, Dead Outlaw, Buena Vista Social Club, then MHE. #Salty

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I mean, you’re not wrong, she technically died three times in 97. But she got resurrected once so we’ll count that as a tiny victory

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, a blonde woman in a white dress wearing a cross necklace and with scratches on her chest and tears in her eyes is looking kindly at Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles, a brown haired Englishman with wireframe glasses in a tweed suit and his back to us, in the Sunnydale Library which is decorated in wood banisters.

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

There’s the “edit” version which is more like 3? It cuts most of Ari’s stuff and a lot of the interstitial moments. It’s a worth a shot to try to bamboozle back?

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

We may be getting a teaser soon. They showed one at cinemacon today and this poster leaked last week. I’m stoked for November…now if only we can make it there

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Lurv ewe! Despise pithy LMM (especially when you can be an even shadier bitch by not quoting him and just using the original source material…but I’m also a bitter, jaded Queen who doesn’t bow down to everything that that man does).

Aubrey Plaza in a checkered grey suit on a couch of a talk show set putting her head in her hand while sarcastically saying (with text that reads) “Man, I’m an asshole.”

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

A friend posted this years ago and it made me giggle then and it makes me giggle now!

Text reads:
“Me: I don’t need a Valentine because I love myself!
My anxiety and depression: Actually, No that’s not the truth Ellen”
An image of Dakota Johnson, a white, brunette actress wearing a black and red plaid jacket on a white sofa in front of a set decorated for Christmas with a Christmas tree with various lights and ornaments on it

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I’m also gonna sadly admit that this is the time period that I thought Laura Kinney was a terrible actress…I didn’t get it. My frontal cortex was too stupid! But that changed in the early 2000s and I regret that I’ve Only seen her live on stage once! Now I love that woman!

Laura Linney, a white woman with shoulder length blonde hair, red lipstick, and award show makeup, is standing in a sequined off the shoulder black gown in front of a crowd of people with a microphone held out and a look of “what are you gonna do about it?” (If he image moves, she’s making a shrugging motion while the crowd behind her laughs and applauds)

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Jon @jonvertuno.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I mean…they’re just people. I hope not a single representative or senator or judge or council member or ceo eat in peace. Walk in a store in peace. Exist in peace!

Heidi N Closet in a sparkly black dress pointing at off screen people with the words “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! And fuck you!”

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