Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Vimeo is changing their terms of service. We looked at moving all of our videos to another service. All were either prohibitively expensive, or would post our work to streaming services, charging our fans $$$ and paying us nickels. So, they're all on YouTube now. Enjoy! youtube.com/playlist?lis...youtube.comThe Rites of Eleusis - Full Presentations - YouTubeThis playlist contains all seven feature length presentations of The Rites of Eleusis as produced by Eleusyve Productions as rock opera adaptations between 2... 292
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Questions I would love to hear asked by members of the White House Press Corp who have stopped caring about consequences: "Mr. President, is it true that between 1982 and 1988 you snorted your own body weight in cocaine?" Feel free to play along. 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A Paladin's Bargain dropped another episode yesterday. podcasts.apple.com/.../a-paladi... This one makes me emotional. Both the story and the wonderful character acting. (Don't start with this one, you'll have no context. But when you get here, it's so good.)podcasts.apple.com 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I like to believe it is possible for people to change, to grow, to become better. There is a great deal of evidence that I am delusional. But there is also Robert Downey Jr. He's not perfect. But he's better. And that's something. Here's to the people who are cleaning up their messy selves. 030
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026New Episode Today! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...podcasts.apple.comA Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 5: The Gong ShowPodcast Episode · A Paladin’s Bargain · S2 E5 · 42m 021
Reposted by Jon SewellDr. Caliban | Mad Scientist VTuber @drcaliban.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The time has come. Season 2 of a Paladin's Bargain. I, your humble narrator, invite you to join us on the next leg of the journey. paladinsbargain.compaladinsbargain.comA Paladin's BargainSeason 2 starts June 20, 2026! 031
Reposted by Jon SewellSunnie Larsen (she/her) @solcita.sunnie.org · 21/06/2026I'm in this (though more in S1 than S2) but you should absolutely listen! It's a lot of fun! 042
Reposted by Jon SewellA Paladin's Bargain Podcast @paladins-bargain.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We're alive! And season two is coming... TOMORROW! It's been a long road and we're excited to be here! Hang on to your hats, season two is going to be intense! 032
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026paladinsbargain.podbean.com/e/7-toll_hou... A Paladin's Bargain season two has released the first episode! Working with this cast and creative team has been delightful. Enjoy it with a cup of coffee. 🙂paladinsbargain.podbean.comEpisode Seven: Toll House, No Cookie | A Paladin’s BargainIt's the morning after the bank job. The team wakes up to discover new jobs to do and more riddles to solve, some of which they can't talk about. But all that has to wait when the town guard arrives, ... 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The happiest of Fridays to all those who celebrate! 120
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026As I pondered my "long term goal" of being a professional creative, making art to support my existence in our culture, I suddenly realized that I am about a decade from "retirement age". Which means in 10 years I can just focus on creativity. Of course, that's not what I had in mind. Whatever. 030
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Given our somewhat feral nature, our natural curiosity and problem solving skills, our willingness to experiment, our desire to be supportive to our peers, and our elastic relationship with ideas like gender and personal expression, I'm going to go ahead and assert that Gen X is the best at sex. 120
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My angry thoughts do not make things better. Breathe in, breathe out. Plan. Act. Spinning on rage accomplishes nothing. We got this. 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Cesare Borgia was the primary model for the ideal ruler in Machiavelli's The Prince. True. Cesare Borgia was the model for modern "white Jesus". False, although some depictions may have used him as a model. Cesare Borgia was the first recorded medical treatment of syphilis. True. The more you know. 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I was thinking that the current POTUS will probably be the last Boomer President we're forced to endure. So, that seems like progress. I fully expect Gen X to be largely skipped in executive level leadership on a national level. Which might be for the best. We're fucking feral. 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Not sure how my obviously ridiculous hot take on Jolene somehow became a subject of anything other than a chuckle, but I guess that's the world now. I'd like to issue a formal apology to Dolly, her husband and Jolene. Your relationship is none of my business, even if you sing about it. 030
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026For immediate release: When Dolly is singing about how hot Jolene is, it's because she is smitten with Jolene. Dude isn't even named in the song... It's just a thinly veiled invitation to run away together. I will not be taking questions. 3031520
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Television show idea: Donald Trump is held accountable, removed from office and goes to prison where he is followed around by a camera crew documenting how much he hates the food, and the beds, and he just complains and rambles and then I shut it off and sleep like a baby. 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Today is my birthday! Didn't get me anything? Don't worry! Just respond with a picture of your smiling face. That's all I need right now. 🙂 320
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 03/03/2026"...and the men who hold high places must be the ones who start to mold a new reality, closer to the heart." 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I've been working on Season two of A Paladin's Bargain. Season one was fun. Season two is delightful. I'm excited to share it. (I'm the audio engineer) I hope more people check it out. paladinsbargain.com Listen to season one as we do post production for season two!paladinsbargain.comA Paladin's BargainSeason 2 is in production now! 031
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We've reached a point where course correction is going to be ugly. All the options are ugly. 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Yesterday while out for a walk with my wife some guy in the back seat of an extended cab truck yelled "faggot!", presumably at me. It's been over a quarter of a century since someone yelled at me like that. I said to Melissa, "He looks like a construction worker. Hope I get a chance to fire him." 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/11/2025www.reddit.com/r/justgalsbe... Watched this with Melissa. This is us.reddit.comFrom the justgalsbeingchicks community on Reddit: Things you do when in loveExplore this post and more from the justgalsbeingchicks community 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Good morning! If you follow me here you'll know I did a talk called "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time". You might wonder how I could make such an outlandish claim. Here's how: youtu.be/9gLWNeByGYU?...youtu.beHow to Make the Tarot Work 100% of the TimeYouTube video by Horizon, Ordo Templi Orientis 031
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Morning Friends! The next two tracks for Razing Arcane - Narrative are on Bandcamp this morning. We're releasing two every Monday. It's something for us to look forward to, which we need. Thanks to everyone who was busy being awesome over the weekend! razingarcane.bandcamp.com/album/narrat...razingarcane.bandcamp.comNarrative, by Razing Arcane4 track album 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Good morning! It's Monday. The first two songs from the Razing Arcane album Narrative are on Bandcamp. We're dropping 2 more every week until we've released all twelve. Something to look forward to on Mondays! Our Patreon friends get early access. 🙂 razingarcane.bandcamp.com/album/narrat...razingarcane.bandcamp.comNarrative, by Razing Arcane2 track album 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 30/08/2025youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...youtu.beWhen Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)YouTube video by ParticleMen 010
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025On Saturday, September 6th I will be delivering the outlandishly titled talk "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time". This will be at Horizon Lodge in Seattle. I've heard a rumor that we're going to record/post the video. So, watch for that! Also - be brave and kind. Thanks. 040
Reposted by Jon SewellTheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 14/07/2025As a Gen Xer, I can confirm this is 100% factual. 2589
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Just watched Goonies with Melissa for her first time. A story about an Astoria family who's children risk their lives in search of treasure to save the family home, defeat land developers and ride bikes without helmets. This is my generation. Doing dumb shit to fight against greedy assholes. 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Razing Arcane just dropped a new video on YouTube. youtu.be/8xJDWtqQGD8 We shot this on our phones during recording sessions last December. But we've been busy. So you get to see it now. Move songs coming relatively soon. :)youtu.beSupposed ToYouTube video by Razing Arcane 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Razing Arcane just dropped a new video on YouTube. youtu.be/8xJDWtqQGD8 We shot this on our phones during recording sessions last December. But we've been busy. So you get to see it now. Move songs coming relatively soon. :)youtu.beSupposed ToYouTube video by Razing Arcane 110
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I'm working on a music video. I'm hoping to share it here soon. So, if you're wanting something to look forward to.... 130
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The whole world right now: "Did that just fucking happen?" It'll be a minute while we all decide what happens next. Removing him from office right now would go a long way to preserving what little opportunity we have for long term survival as a species. Or, you know. We don't. 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Mixing music for a new set of songs, sending them to our fellow musicians to evaluate and make suggestions. The next recordings are coming soon. 020
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Photo I took a few weeks ago in Albuquerque. I try not to post pictures while I am traveling. The elevation and heat are something else. Nevertheless it was a wonderful visit. 130
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I run D&D for friends and I've become absolutely enamored with The Harpers. I've fleshed out the organization, used the code, enacted initiations, developed passwords, and above all, I really love the idea of people supporting order while combating tyranny. Writing a funeral now and tearing up.media.tenor.coma screenshot of a video game with the words have i fulfilled my role as your wise and wizened elderALT: a screenshot of a video game with the words have i fulfilled my role as your wise and wizened elder 120
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Some days you're the giant bio-mech robot. Some days you're Shinji.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and white gloves is making a funny faceALT: a man wearing glasses and white gloves is making a funny face 000
Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Morning Tarot spread. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows incoming! Alt text: image of Tarot cards the tower, dominion and ruin. 130