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Jon Sewell

@jontsewell.bsky.social
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I am a human. I believe that there are more dogs than wolves because kindness and cooperation are evolutionary traits that provide the greatest opportunity for species success. Working together multiplies muscle mass and problem solving.

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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?"
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Maevius Lynn @maeviuslynn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton 🙏🕊️
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Vimeo is changing their terms of service. We looked at moving all of our videos to another service. All were either prohibitively expensive, or would post our work to streaming services, charging our fans $$$ and paying us nickels. So, they're all on YouTube now. Enjoy! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Rites of Eleusis - Full Presentations - YouTube
This playlist contains all seven feature length presentations of The Rites of Eleusis as produced by Eleusyve Productions as rock opera adaptations between 2...
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Questions I would love to hear asked by members of the White House Press Corp who have stopped caring about consequences: "Mr. President, is it true that between 1982 and 1988 you snorted your own body weight in cocaine?" Feel free to play along.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A Paladin's Bargain dropped another episode yesterday. podcasts.apple.com/.../a-paladi... This one makes me emotional. Both the story and the wonderful character acting. (Don't start with this one, you'll have no context. But when you get here, it's so good.)
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I like to believe it is possible for people to change, to grow, to become better. There is a great deal of evidence that I am delusional. But there is also Robert Downey Jr. He's not perfect. But he's better. And that's something. Here's to the people who are cleaning up their messy selves.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New Episode Today! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
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A Paladin's Bargain: Season 2, Episode 5: The Gong Show
Podcast Episode · A Paladin’s Bargain · S2 E5 · 42m
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Dr. Caliban | Mad Scientist VTuber @drcaliban.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The time has come. Season 2 of a Paladin's Bargain. I, your humble narrator, invite you to join us on the next leg of the journey. paladinsbargain.com
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A Paladin's Bargain
Season 2 starts June 20, 2026!
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Sunnie Larsen (she/her) @solcita.sunnie.org · 21/06/2026
I'm in this (though more in S1 than S2) but you should absolutely listen! It's a lot of fun!
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A Paladin's Bargain Podcast @paladins-bargain.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We're alive! And season two is coming... TOMORROW! It's been a long road and we're excited to be here! Hang on to your hats, season two is going to be intense!
This is an advertisement for an audio drama podcast called A Paladin's Bargain.
A black and white drawing of three fantasy characters. From left to right: Garnett, a Tabaxi female which is a feline human (like a werewolf, only a cat). She is wearing a light top and dark pants. She has her head lowered as if leading into a fight. The text below her says "Garnett, Rogue, (moderately reformed)."
Rowan, a bald human male. He is wearing armor and has a large sword over his left shoulder. His eyebrow is raised at a jaunty angle. The text below him says, "Rowan, ex-Paladin (retired, not fallen)."
Despair, a Tiefling female (she has pointy ears and horns curled like ram's horns). She's wearing a vest and blouse and dress, with a large belt and a pouch on her hip. She has her left arm extended and her hand is surrounded by a magical glow. The text below her says, "Despair, Warlock, I guess? (also, vegetarian.)
To the right is the series name (A Paladin's Bargain), the announcement (Season Two June 20, 2026), and the website (www.paladinsbargain.com)
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
paladinsbargain.podbean.com/e/7-toll_hou... A Paladin's Bargain season two has released the first episode! Working with this cast and creative team has been delightful. Enjoy it with a cup of coffee. 🙂
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Episode Seven: Toll House, No Cookie | A Paladin’s Bargain
It's the morning after the bank job. The team wakes up to discover new jobs to do and more riddles to solve, some of which they can't talk about. But all that has to wait when the town guard arrives, ...
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The happiest of Fridays to all those who celebrate!
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As I pondered my "long term goal" of being a professional creative, making art to support my existence in our culture, I suddenly realized that I am about a decade from "retirement age". Which means in 10 years I can just focus on creativity. Of course, that's not what I had in mind. Whatever.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Given our somewhat feral nature, our natural curiosity and problem solving skills, our willingness to experiment, our desire to be supportive to our peers, and our elastic relationship with ideas like gender and personal expression, I'm going to go ahead and assert that Gen X is the best at sex.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My angry thoughts do not make things better. Breathe in, breathe out. Plan. Act. Spinning on rage accomplishes nothing. We got this.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cesare Borgia was the primary model for the ideal ruler in Machiavelli's The Prince. True. Cesare Borgia was the model for modern "white Jesus". False, although some depictions may have used him as a model. Cesare Borgia was the first recorded medical treatment of syphilis. True. The more you know.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I was thinking that the current POTUS will probably be the last Boomer President we're forced to endure. So, that seems like progress. I fully expect Gen X to be largely skipped in executive level leadership on a national level. Which might be for the best. We're fucking feral.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Not sure how my obviously ridiculous hot take on Jolene somehow became a subject of anything other than a chuckle, but I guess that's the world now. I'd like to issue a formal apology to Dolly, her husband and Jolene. Your relationship is none of my business, even if you sing about it.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For immediate release: When Dolly is singing about how hot Jolene is, it's because she is smitten with Jolene. Dude isn't even named in the song... It's just a thinly veiled invitation to run away together. I will not be taking questions.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Television show idea: Donald Trump is held accountable, removed from office and goes to prison where he is followed around by a camera crew documenting how much he hates the food, and the beds, and he just complains and rambles and then I shut it off and sleep like a baby.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Today is my birthday! Didn't get me anything? Don't worry! Just respond with a picture of your smiling face. That's all I need right now. 🙂
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"...and the men who hold high places must be the ones who start to mold a new reality, closer to the heart."
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I've been working on Season two of A Paladin's Bargain. Season one was fun. Season two is delightful. I'm excited to share it. (I'm the audio engineer) I hope more people check it out. paladinsbargain.com Listen to season one as we do post production for season two!
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A Paladin's Bargain
Season 2 is in production now!
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We've reached a point where course correction is going to be ugly. All the options are ugly.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Yesterday while out for a walk with my wife some guy in the back seat of an extended cab truck yelled "faggot!", presumably at me. It's been over a quarter of a century since someone yelled at me like that. I said to Melissa, "He looks like a construction worker. Hope I get a chance to fire him."
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Fuck. I looked at the news. Fuck.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
www.reddit.com/r/justgalsbe... Watched this with Melissa. This is us.
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From the justgalsbeingchicks community on Reddit: Things you do when in love
Explore this post and more from the justgalsbeingchicks community
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Good morning! If you follow me here you'll know I did a talk called "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time". You might wonder how I could make such an outlandish claim. Here's how: youtu.be/9gLWNeByGYU?...
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How to Make the Tarot Work 100% of the Time
YouTube video by Horizon, Ordo Templi Orientis
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Morning Friends! The next two tracks for Razing Arcane - Narrative are on Bandcamp this morning. We're releasing two every Monday. It's something for us to look forward to, which we need. Thanks to everyone who was busy being awesome over the weekend! razingarcane.bandcamp.com/album/narrat...
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Narrative, by Razing Arcane
4 track album
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Good morning! It's Monday. The first two songs from the Razing Arcane album Narrative are on Bandcamp. We're dropping 2 more every week until we've released all twelve. Something to look forward to on Mondays! Our Patreon friends get early access. 🙂 razingarcane.bandcamp.com/album/narrat...
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Narrative, by Razing Arcane
2 track album
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
On Saturday, September 6th I will be delivering the outlandishly titled talk "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time". This will be at Horizon Lodge in Seattle. I've heard a rumor that we're going to record/post the video. So, watch for that! Also - be brave and kind. Thanks.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
As a Gen Xer, I can confirm this is 100% factual.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just watched Goonies with Melissa for her first time. A story about an Astoria family who's children risk their lives in search of treasure to save the family home, defeat land developers and ride bikes without helmets. This is my generation. Doing dumb shit to fight against greedy assholes.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Sunset at Birch Bay, July 4th 2025
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Today at Pride!
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Razing Arcane just dropped a new video on YouTube. youtu.be/8xJDWtqQGD8 We shot this on our phones during recording sessions last December. But we've been busy. So you get to see it now. Move songs coming relatively soon. :)
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Razing Arcane just dropped a new video on YouTube. youtu.be/8xJDWtqQGD8 We shot this on our phones during recording sessions last December. But we've been busy. So you get to see it now. Move songs coming relatively soon. :)
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'm working on a music video. I'm hoping to share it here soon. So, if you're wanting something to look forward to....
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The whole world right now: "Did that just fucking happen?" It'll be a minute while we all decide what happens next. Removing him from office right now would go a long way to preserving what little opportunity we have for long term survival as a species. Or, you know. We don't.
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🗽💜 @chips1955.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
And will win this fight again.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Love where I live.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Mixing music for a new set of songs, sending them to our fellow musicians to evaluate and make suggestions. The next recordings are coming soon.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Photo I took a few weeks ago in Albuquerque. I try not to post pictures while I am traveling. The elevation and heat are something else. Nevertheless it was a wonderful visit.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Today's meditation. Let's keep moving forward.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The view from work today.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I run D&D for friends and I've become absolutely enamored with The Harpers. I've fleshed out the organization, used the code, enacted initiations, developed passwords, and above all, I really love the idea of people supporting order while combating tyranny. Writing a funeral now and tearing up.
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a screenshot of a video game with the words have i fulfilled my role as your wise and wizened elder
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Some days you're the giant bio-mech robot. Some days you're Shinji.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Morning Tarot spread. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows incoming! Alt text: image of Tarot cards the tower, dominion and ruin.
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Jon Sewell @jontsewell.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Discuss.
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