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Jonnyscout

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Your favorite lactose-intolerant titan. Gender? I hardly know 'er. Elminster Big Naturals.

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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I remembered my password lol
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
So, president-elect Elon Musk is trying to call the shots in congress already? I wonder how his VP, Donald Trump, is taking this news.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2024
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

-The Onion
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
we did it joe!!! 🎉
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
While in India, a monkey stole the sugar bowl off my MIL'S table. She told the waiter, who left & returned with a pistol. Told her, far too casually, to shoot the monkey if he came back. 😬
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
PLEASE let Trump's properties get repossessed and used as temporary housing for homeless people, it would be so fucking funny. I'd give up drinking water for the universe to have this happen.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Shame it'll never pass, we work until we die in this country and fuck you if you want a livable wage for it. You'll rent the air you breathe if the overlords deem it so, you own nothing!
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
With her bonkin stick
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
From the river, to the sea.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
This is the kind of shit I come here for
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Is that the night time day time bird?
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
I've been saying for years, prevent congress from being able to play the stock market, take outside money, or be paid in any way other than their salary. Then, set their salary equal to the median individual's income of their representative district or territory. Boom. Watch em get shit done.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
I can hear the music already
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Old office buildings are a good start probably, there's at least electricity, heat and running water with plenty of space.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
I think I had a mild aneurysm reading the second half
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Almost makes you long for a mild summer on the coast somewhere
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Homie's on his grindset. Introduce him to Balatro if he has a device for it!
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
If tiktok gets banned, where tf am I supposed to go for my world news coverage, obscure short-form memes and funny cat videos? Instagram Reels? YouTube Shorts? I don't fuckin think so.
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 16/03/2024
Happy Ides of March.
A social media thread.
just-shower-thoughts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advsnced-procrastination: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed.

brunhiddensmusings: good news!
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
With friends like Adin Ross, who needs enemies, eh? Waiting with bated breath for Andrew Tate to be brought to the justice a scumbag like him deserves.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Game Awards rigged against Pizza Tower. Literally never heard of Cocoon until the nominees came out, Pizza Tower has 10x the amount of reviews on Steam.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
And yet we still can't get them back in Minnesota
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