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Jonnyscout

@jonnyscout.bsky.social
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Your favorite lactose-intolerant titan. Gender? I hardly know 'er. Elminster Big Naturals.

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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I remembered my password lol
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
So, president-elect Elon Musk is trying to call the shots in congress already? I wonder how his VP, Donald Trump, is taking this news.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2024
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

-The Onion
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
we did it joe!!! 🎉
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
While in India, a monkey stole the sugar bowl off my MIL'S table. She told the waiter, who left & returned with a pistol. Told her, far too casually, to shoot the monkey if he came back. 😬
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
PLEASE let Trump's properties get repossessed and used as temporary housing for homeless people, it would be so fucking funny. I'd give up drinking water for the universe to have this happen.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
If tiktok gets banned, where tf am I supposed to go for my world news coverage, obscure short-form memes and funny cat videos? Instagram Reels? YouTube Shorts? I don't fuckin think so.
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 16/03/2024
Happy Ides of March.
A social media thread.
just-shower-thoughts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advsnced-procrastination: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed.

brunhiddensmusings: good news!
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
With friends like Adin Ross, who needs enemies, eh? Waiting with bated breath for Andrew Tate to be brought to the justice a scumbag like him deserves.
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Jonnyscout @jonnyscout.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Game Awards rigged against Pizza Tower. Literally never heard of Cocoon until the nominees came out, Pizza Tower has 10x the amount of reviews on Steam.
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