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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭

@jonnyeldritch.bsky.social
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🇵🇸🍉 🗣️ 𝙷𝙴/𝙷𝙸𝙼/𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙷𝙴𝙼 🖤🩶🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🩵💛🩷 𝐎𝐂 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 & 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 Ⓐ☭ 𝔯𝔞𝔟𝔪🛡️🗡️ 𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍🦇🐈‍⬛ 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦🌈™ 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏╏╠══[𝍖𝍖𝍖 ☭ 𝍖𝍖𝍖] 🩸 𝑐ᵣₑₑ𝒑ᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑡ⲏₐ 𝑐ₒ𝑓𝑓ᵢ𝑛 wᵢ𝑡 ₐ ⲏₐ𝑡𝑐ⲏₑ𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ᵢ𝑑ₑ 🪓🤡

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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Image shows a black and red composition with the text "IF YOUR ONLY OPTION IS OBEY THE MASKED MEN OR DIE YOU NO LONGER LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY" superimposed over a weathered image of Max Payne.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Leftist place alliance wplace.live/join?id=0198...
wplace.live
Join the alliance
Wplace is a collaborative, real-time pixel canvas layered over the world map, where anyone can paint and create art together.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This is actually just how I look fr
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Can't count how many times Restless Reef has come in clutch in my Dimir Tempo list 🙌
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Me arriving at the function
Image features a magic the gathering card called monoist circuit-feeder from edge of eternities
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I forgot my name on Walmart.com is Dick Crusader 🤔
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
When you make fun of me this is who you're making fun of
Image is a magic the gathering card called tortured existence it depicts a man tied to a pillar in a dungeon
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I like magic the gathering card game
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Jftr I stopped posting here because my memes were too spicy and kept getting removed also a bunch of anti Tankie accounts put me on watchlists 😏
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Image features a seething wojak of Trump the text reads: he who saves his country breaks no law followed by a string of boomer inspired one's and exclamation points
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The image features a black and white depiction of a Fascist Richest Man in the World getting his blains brown out by a gu n the text overlay reads FASCIST LIVES DON'T MATTER
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is terrified of everyone knowing the names of the people who work for him. So do your work.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Real Dungeon Shit
soundcloud.com
Real Dungeon Shit
Woke Mind Virus
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Where in the world is my surplus labor value?
The image features Carmen Sandiego in her trademark red coat and hat she strikes a dynamic pose beneath a text overlay that reads: EVEN A MASTER THIEF COULDN'T STEAL ENOUGH FROM THE CAPITAL CLASS TO EQUAL WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this but PATSOC doesn't equal TANKIE ffs 🤦
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The image features a "Holler General" parking lot with three cryptids: the flat woods monster, the Grafton monster and perched atop the sign the mothman the text overlay reads in the hippy nightmare font: keep Appalachia weird and diverse
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Went 13-2 with 8 whack in Historic ranked. Ended 15 games tonight at gold 3
8 whack 
4 Foundry Street Denizen
15 Mountain
4 Goblin Bushwhacker
4 Tormod's Crypt
4 Ornithopter
2 Bone Saw
4 Kuldotha Rebirth
2 Legion Loyalist
4 Reckless Bushwhacker
2 Battle Cry Goblin
4 Voldaren Epicure
1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
4 Rundvelt Hordemaster
4 Gleeful Demolition
2 Arena of Glory
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Not having any for four or five days 🤔
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If you aren't following me for leftprop and the occasional hot take you're wasting your time 💁
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The image features a Bourgeois Pig superimposed over a decaying city scape and a pile of money. The text overlay reads: "THE CAPITAL CLASS WANTS TO LIE THEIR WAY INTO A DYSTOPIA"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The image features a beat up Donkey and Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country. The text overlay reads: DENYING HEALTHCARE IS VIOLENCE
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The image features Elon Musk in a pose that resembles a swastika the text overlay reads: FASCISM IS CAPITALISM IN DECAY
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
What are you doing today? Me: oh nothing much
Image features a woman dressed in ghillie with a beanie and sunglasses. She has fashioned a makeshift bird feeder from a paper plate and attached it to her sunglasses to attract and feed birds from the seed held in the plate
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The image features an outline of holiday lights in the shape of a human body. The text overlay reads: ALL I WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS MORE CEOS LINED IN CHALK
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The image features Tal Set from the Turok series of comics and video games running from a T-Rex. The text overlay reads: if Tal Set can escape this T-Rex then we can escape capitalism
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I fucking require this to be satire
the image features a youtube comment section. 760HorsePower asks, "who do you liberals like more cnn or msnbc? followed by a thinking emoji. 

Blackwatertv7018 replies "Do you have a life?" to which 760HP wastes no less than two minutes before responding, "I mean, I do have the 2021 Mustang Shelby GT500 Carbon Fiber package 760 horsepower 5.2 liter supercharged v8, so I guess yes I do have  a life.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm just a rite-pilled little demon-cel 👹🤙
Image is a magic the gathering card called Shadow-Rite Priest it's a human cleric for 1B that gives other clerics you control +1/+1 and can sac a cleric to tutor a black creature onto the battlefield and then shuffle. It's a 2/2 with flavor text that reads: backstabbing is common within demonic cults. So are front- and side-stabbing.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Istg capitalist burnout will have you get a whole two days off, not even close to enough to slake burnout, and then act like they gave you the god damn sun 🌞
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The image features Bowser standing in front of a huge pile of coins behind him Luigi lurks with a blank stare the text overlay reads: IF YOUR LUDICROUS WEALTH WOULD ENABLE YOU TO HELP MILLIONS BUT YOU HOARD IT INSTEAD YOU'RE ONE OF THE BAD GUYS
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Honestly, if you're NOT Fedposting your way through this are you even radicalized 😳🤪
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
MSM trying to use Among Us as a gotcha to brand Luigi as a merciless psychopath was not on my bingo card but it is hilarious
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A digital graphic, likely a meme or social media post. 


It features Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles (Red) superimposed, in a style reminiscent of pixel art, but with a more distorted, possibly retro-filtered look. Sonic is pointing upwards, and expressions of both characters seem exaggerated or stylized. The background is a vibrant, somewhat chaotic mix of blue, and more pastel colors, with elements giving the impression of pixelated scenery.


Overlaid on the combined image is text that reads: 


"HEY YOU! YOU'RE A MEMBER OF
THE PROLETARIAN CLASS!"


and below that


"THAT MEANS RICH PEOPLE ARE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF YOUR LABOR!"


The overall tone suggests a commentary, likely political or socioeconomic, referencing the concept of the proletariat and the exploitation of labor by the wealthy. The style appears to deliberately blend elements of the original Sonic aesthetic with a more modern, meme-ready design.
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Greg Locke can eat piss and drink shit
The image features hate pastor Greg Locke shedding crocodile tears and pointing. The text overlay reads: NO! I'M NOT CRYING TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE MY CONGREGATION! I'M CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE CHRIST SO MUCH AND HIS SPIRIT IS FILLING ME UP! (and also I'm scared of tarot cards)
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I consider any life saving action toward a CEO, cop or politician "unnecessary care"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You know you're in the south when:
Image shows a paper bag with a holiday design Image features the same bag with an RC cola and Moon pies in front of it
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's so easy to perform indignation and superiority in hindsight. What's far more difficult is having accountability and objective understanding.
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Adam Jackson @fantasyyeti.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The image features the assassin as Colonel Sanders with the letters "KFC" in bold along the top. Beneath the headline it reads "KILLIN FUCKIN CEOS" in a brand friendly font. There is a welrod near the assassin's lapel
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I think it's funny that the closest thing capitalism has to actual theory always basically boils down to nepotistic self aggrandizement and flaunting generational wealth 🤑🔫
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I started Fascism and Social revolution by R. Palme Dutt last night and I honestly wish I had been reading more RPD up until now because holy smokes this book is great
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Looking forward to getting home tonight, day off tomorrow, getting so high I think I'm Indiana Jones and punching some blackshirts to death
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The image features Arcade Gannon from the video game Fallout New Vegas he is posed in a Kubrick stare looking directly at the viewer. The text overlay reads "IF YOU'RE ABETTING THE PROFIT MARGINS OF DEADLY CORPORATIONS YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED"
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hanging out vaping in the back of an El camino
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Libs love appropriating leftist aesthetics but when it comes time to actually #resist they'll turn you over to the brown shirts in half a second
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The image features a revolver held pointing at CEO rat Elon Musk from a first person perspective. The text overlay reads: IT ACTUALLY IS "BASED" TO KILL A CEO
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
More lib turncoating 👀
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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#RadicalizedBoomerMeme
The meme features a headsman leading his charge to a guillotine fashioned in such a way that it resembles a plinko board from the price is right.
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Detryck von Doom @detryckvondoom.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
No, you’re just never going to get me to feel sorry for dead billionaires. Ever.
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