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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭

@jonnyeldritch.bsky.social

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🇵🇸🍉 🗣️ 𝙷𝙴/𝙷𝙸𝙼/𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙷𝙴𝙼 🖤🩶🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🩵💛🩷 𝐎𝐂 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 & 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 Ⓐ☭ 𝔯𝔞𝔟𝔪🛡️🗡️ 𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍🦇🐈‍⬛ 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦🌈™ 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏╏╠══[𝍖𝍖𝍖 ☭ 𝍖𝍖𝍖] 🩸 𝑐ᵣₑₑ𝒑ᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑡ⲏₐ 𝑐ₒ𝑓𝑓ᵢ𝑛 ｗᵢ𝑡 ₐ ⲏₐ𝑡𝑐ⲏₑ𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ᵢ𝑑ₑ 🪓🤡

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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

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Image shows a black and red composition with the text "IF YOUR ONLY OPTION IS OBEY THE MASKED MEN OR DIE YOU NO LONGER LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY" superimposed over a weathered image of Max Payne.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

This is actually just how I look fr

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Me arriving at the function

Image features a magic the gathering card called monoist circuit-feeder from edge of eternities

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

When you make fun of me this is who you're making fun of

Image is a magic the gathering card called tortured existence it depicts a man tied to a pillar in a dungeon

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Image features a seething wojak of Trump the text reads: he who saves his country breaks no law followed by a string of boomer inspired one's and exclamation points

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

The image features a black and white depiction of a Fascist Richest Man in the World getting his blains brown out by a gu n the text overlay reads FASCIST LIVES DON'T MATTER

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Where in the world is my surplus labor value?

The image features Carmen Sandiego in her trademark red coat and hat she strikes a dynamic pose beneath a text overlay that reads: EVEN A MASTER THIEF COULDN'T STEAL ENOUGH FROM THE CAPITAL CLASS TO EQUAL WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US"

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The image features a "Holler General" parking lot with three cryptids: the flat woods monster, the Grafton monster and perched atop the sign the mothman the text overlay reads in the hippy nightmare font: keep Appalachia weird and diverse

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Went 13-2 with 8 whack in Historic ranked. Ended 15 games tonight at gold 3

8 whack
4 Foundry Street Denizen
15 Mountain
4 Goblin Bushwhacker
4 Tormod's Crypt
4 Ornithopter
2 Bone Saw
4 Kuldotha Rebirth
2 Legion Loyalist
4 Reckless Bushwhacker
2 Battle Cry Goblin
4 Voldaren Epicure
1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
4 Rundvelt Hordemaster
4 Gleeful Demolition
2 Arena of Glory

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

The image features a Bourgeois Pig superimposed over a decaying city scape and a pile of money. The text overlay reads: "THE CAPITAL CLASS WANTS TO LIE THEIR WAY INTO A DYSTOPIA"

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

The image features a beat up Donkey and Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country. The text overlay reads: DENYING HEALTHCARE IS VIOLENCE

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The image features Elon Musk in a pose that resembles a swastika the text overlay reads: FASCISM IS CAPITALISM IN DECAY

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

What are you doing today? Me: oh nothing much

Image features a woman dressed in ghillie with a beanie and sunglasses. She has fashioned a makeshift bird feeder from a paper plate and attached it to her sunglasses to attract and feed birds from the seed held in the plate

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The image features an outline of holiday lights in the shape of a human body. The text overlay reads: ALL I WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS IS MORE CEOS LINED IN CHALK

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The image features Tal Set from the Turok series of comics and video games running from a T-Rex. The text overlay reads: if Tal Set can escape this T-Rex then we can escape capitalism

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I fucking require this to be satire

the image features a youtube comment section. 760HorsePower asks, "who do you liberals like more cnn or msnbc? followed by a thinking emoji.

Blackwatertv7018 replies "Do you have a life?" to which 760HP wastes no less than two minutes before responding, "I mean, I do have the 2021 Mustang Shelby GT500 Carbon Fiber package 760 horsepower 5.2 liter supercharged v8, so I guess yes I do have a life.

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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I'm just a rite-pilled little demon-cel 👹🤙

Image is a magic the gathering card called Shadow-Rite Priest it's a human cleric for 1B that gives other clerics you control +1/+1 and can sac a cleric to tutor a black creature onto the battlefield and then shuffle. It's a 2/2 with flavor text that reads: backstabbing is common within demonic cults. So are front- and side-stabbing.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The image features Bowser standing in front of a huge pile of coins behind him Luigi lurks with a blank stare the text overlay reads: IF YOUR LUDICROUS WEALTH WOULD ENABLE YOU TO HELP MILLIONS BUT YOU HOARD IT INSTEAD YOU'RE ONE OF THE BAD GUYS

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

A digital graphic, likely a meme or social media post.

It features Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles (Red) superimposed, in a style reminiscent of pixel art, but with a more distorted, possibly retro-filtered look. Sonic is pointing upwards, and expressions of both characters seem exaggerated or stylized. The background is a vibrant, somewhat chaotic mix of blue, and more pastel colors, with elements giving the impression of pixelated scenery.

Overlaid on the combined image is text that reads:

"HEY YOU! YOU'RE A MEMBER OF
THE PROLETARIAN CLASS!"

and below that

"THAT MEANS RICH PEOPLE ARE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF YOUR LABOR!"

The overall tone suggests a commentary, likely political or socioeconomic, referencing the concept of the proletariat and the exploitation of labor by the wealthy. The style appears to deliberately blend elements of the original Sonic aesthetic with a more modern, meme-ready design.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Greg Locke can eat piss and drink shit

The image features hate pastor Greg Locke shedding crocodile tears and pointing. The text overlay reads: NO! I'M NOT CRYING TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE MY CONGREGATION! I'M CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE CHRIST SO MUCH AND HIS SPIRIT IS FILLING ME UP! (and also I'm scared of tarot cards)

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

You know you're in the south when:

Image shows a paper bag with a holiday design

Image features the same bag with an RC cola and Moon pies in front of it

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The image features Arcade Gannon from the video game Fallout New Vegas he is posed in a Kubrick stare looking directly at the viewer. The text overlay reads "IF YOU'RE ABETTING THE PROFIT MARGINS OF DEADLY CORPORATIONS YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED"

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The image features a revolver held pointing at CEO rat Elon Musk from a first person perspective. The text overlay reads: IT ACTUALLY IS "BASED" TO KILL A CEO

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

#RadicalizedBoomerMeme

The meme features a headsman leading his charge to a guillotine fashioned in such a way that it resembles a plinko board from the price is right.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I use a combination of these apps on my android phone and use Google to source the images I want to include. Thanks too it's awesome and reassuring hearing that there are people who enjoy this aesthetic 🖤🙏

Image is a folder containing the applications add text, glitch lab, glitch!, IbisPaintx, meme generator, root photos, photo layers and PicsArt for android devices

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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The image features the assassin pointing their weapon at a worm food CEO. The text overlay reads DENY DEFEND DEPOSE the image is rendered in black and white with rough textures around the edges.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

#ExtremeZombies say #TransRights are human rights.

The image features an Extreme Zombie doing an acid grind down the Golden Gate Bridge. In the background San Francisco glows beneath a vivid sunset. The text overlay at the top is written in a graffiti font and reads: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

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The image features Three Dog from the video game Fallout 3, set against a textured background. The top text reads, "Listen up Wastelanders," in bold green letters. Below, the message states, "It's okay to be a ghoul but it ain't okay to be a filthy bigot," also in green. This image is inspired by the "Fallout" video game series, known for its post-apocalyptic themes and social commentary. The design reflects the game's aesthetic and humor, often addressing issues of acceptance and prejudice within its narrative.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Bugs bunny in a tuxedo stands elegantly beside the words "I WISH ALL CAPPIE DOGS A VERY PLEASANT DIE IN A FIRE"

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

The image features Ryan Gosling as a warrior from Kenshi. He sits in a rustic chair in a rundown bar somewhere safe, relaxing. There is a wanted poster for 50,000 cats but despite this he seems unbothered. The text overlays reads: JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ALWAYS HARD, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE"

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Oof

The image shows a screenshot taken from Google assistant that shows the current temp as 18 degrees fahrenheit with the feels like temp at 9 degrees fahrenheit suggesting it's very fucking cold where op is at.

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Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The image features a stylized illustration of Deadpool, a popular comic book character, depicted in an action pose. The background is vibrant and colorful, enhancing the dynamic feel of the artwork. Prominent text reads "RESPECT QUEER EXISTENCE" at the top and "OR EXPECT QUEER RESISTANCE" at the bottom, conveying a strong message of support for queer rights.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The image features a graphic design with Sweetooth from the Twisted Metal series of video games, he is wearing a harness and polka-dotted pants. In the background, there is a chaotic urban scene with an ice cream truck. The text at the top reads, "WE'D BE BETTER OFF," and at the bottom, it states, "WITHOUT ALL THESE FUCKING COPS." The overall aesthetic conveys a rebellious and provocative message, combining elements of horror and social commentary.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The image features Lux Interior and Rodney Mullen in a room with a cluttered background. Lux is holding a toy bat and glowering at it, while Rodney watches with fascination nearby. Text overlays Lux labeling him "Elder Goth" while a second label, applied to the toy bat reads, "band suggestions" The bottom of the image includes the word "Cramps," referencing the band. The overall aesthetic has a nostalgic, retro vibe, emphasizing a playful take on goth culture.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

There's only one way to deal with a fascist

The image features a meme combining two characters. The top half shows a character resembling Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo," wearing a hat with a "New California" sticker, with the text "LIKE ZOINKS COURIER." The bottom half displays a character resembling Scooby-Doo, with a smirk, accompanied by the text "THOSE Caesar's Legion WERE UNARMED." A green text box includes a cartoonish character saying, "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen..." The background includes a sniper rifle, adding to the humorous context related to the "Fallout" video game series.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 (2024)

The image depicts a faded mural on a concrete wall, featuring a red star and a stylized representation of two figures, likely soldiers, against a backdrop of rays emanating from the star. The mural includes elements such as laurel leaves, symbolizing victory or honor. The overall color palette is muted, with earthy tones dominating the scene. The lower part of the image shows a snowy ground and a wooden ladder, suggesting an abandoned or neglected setting. The mural reflects historical or ideological themes, possibly related to communism or socialist imagery.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The image features two characters set against a dark, eerie background with bare trees. On the left, a character dressed in a red and black vampire costume, complete with a cape, stands confidently. On the right, another character is clad in a brown and gray warrior outfit, holding an axe.

Text overlays the image, stating: "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY GAY VAMPIRE MUSIC, YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY GAME OF THRONES INSPIRED POWER METAL THAT I LISTEN TO WHEN I PLAN D&D CAMPAIGNS." The text is styled in bold, contrasting colors, enhancing the playful and humorous tone of the meme.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Toxic masculinity is cowardly

The image is a black-and-white graphic featuring a person riding a bicycle while pointing a weapon. The background depicts a chaotic urban environment with debris and destruction. Prominently displayed is a flag with an emblem resembling an antifa symbol. The top of the image features the text "MEN MUST HELP," while the bottom reads "MAKE THE PATRIARCHY PAY," both in a jagged, stylized font. The overall composition conveys a sense of urgency and activism.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image features Mama Murphy from the video game Fallout 4 she is wearing a headscarf and a layered outfit with beads, set against a swirling, starry background. The text overlay includes the phrases: "look kid, you don’t need The Sight to see that" and "we're all going through a lot right now. It'll get better though, promise." The text is styled in a bright, bold font, enhancing the overall message of reassurance amidst a visually dynamic backdrop.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

These are all the apps I use to create memes and agitprop; If you have any questions about sourcing images, techniques on specific aspects like fonts, outlines, drop shadows or overlays ask and answer in this thread ❕

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Just so we're all on the level regarding my commitment to the bit 😌

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image is a humorous meme featuring a chaotic scene with various Marvel comic book characters piled together. In the foreground, Superman stands prominently, holding Thor over his head as Mjolnir falls from his hand.

The top text reads, "I apologize for going non verbal at the function," while the bottom text states, "It will happen again." The overall composition conveys a sense of absurdity and humor, playing on the idea of an overwhelming social situation. The colorful characters add to the chaotic visual effect.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image features a colorful, stylized illustration from the comic series "The Invisibles" by Grant Morrison. It depicts three figures: Left is Lord Fanny in the center, Ragged Robin and to the right King Mob.

The background is a vibrant gradient, and the text overlay reads, "COLLABORATE LIKE THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT" at the top and "BECAUSE IT DOES!" at the bottom. The artwork is dynamic and visually striking, reflecting the comic's themes of collaboration and resistance.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

🃏💥

The image features a character from Marvel Comics, specifically Gambit, depicted in a dynamic pose. He is shown with long hair and a long coat, surrounded by glowing pink energy effects. Gambit is using playing cards as projectiles, which are also glowing. The background is a blend of dark and vibrant colors, enhancing the action. Text overlays read, "well ain't you just a bouquet of backwoods bigotry" and "ok I got ways of dealing with y'all," adding a confrontational tone to the artwork.

This artwork is inspired by Gambit, a popular character known for his charm and ability to manipulate kinetic energy, often using playing cards as weapons. The image captures his essence as a rogue hero in the X-Men universe.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image features a vibrant underwater scene with dolphins leaping above the water, surrounded by colorful fish and coral. A rainbow arcs across the sky, and hot air balloons float in the background. Overlaying this cheerful imagery is the text: "how it feels to be openly communist in an age of performative cruelty," presented in bold, black font. The overall composition contrasts the playful visuals with the serious message conveyed by the text.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image features Preston Garvey from the video game "Fallout 4," wearing a western style hat and a duster, standing in front of a rustic wooden structure. The character is delivering a message about the importance of community building for creating a better world. The text overlay reads: "Look, I know I’ve been asking a lot lately. But I want you to understand just how important community building is in creating a better world for us all." This image reflects themes of collaboration and social responsibility within the game's narrative.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The image is a comic panel divided into two sections. The top section shows the home of The Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe. The bottom section features a room where several children are gathered around The Old Lady sitting in a rocking chair. The Old Lady is holding a rifle and wearing a dark outfit. The text above the adult reads, "The glorious day has arrived at last, the call has gone out. Arm yourselves!" The children respond with phrases like "All right!" and "Cool!" The background includes a stove and various household items, creating a cozy yet tense atmosphere.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

"but you don't look queer" 🙄

The image features Deadpool, holding a gun in one hand and a taco in the other. The top text reads, "GO AHEAD, SAY I 'DON'T LOOK QUEER' ONE MORE TIME," while the bottom text states, "I DARE YA." The background has a gritty texture, enhancing the comic book aesthetic. This humorous and confrontational meme plays on stereotypes and expectations, showcasing Deadpool's irreverent personality.

Urza's Phyrexian Gearhulk of Paradise ☭ @jonnyeldritch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Happy Goffsgiving