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Jonny424242

@jonny424242.bsky.social
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Old dinosaur apparently and very Pro EU.

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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 13h
Business out the Front and Party Outback, One of Tegan’s Cousins maybe, looking to escape before the End of the Universe.
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh dear, are you down to your last Banana. How long is it before you get paid, are your banana wages weekly or monthly.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me had AWFUL NIGHT! Spent it TOSSING and TURNING. It my own fault! Before me went to bed me spent an hour trying to decide which of 3 BANANAS for my LUNCH BOX for today. Each one got it's own MERITS! (And before anyone ask, NO me CANT put ALL 3 IN, because me ATE TWO already!)
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Liz Saville Roberts AS / MP @lsrplaid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reform’s Robert Jenrick said his party would use “lethal force” against people crossing the channel in small boats. This inflammatory and inhumane rhetoric does not reflect the values of the people of Wales. We have a duty as politicians to call out such dangerous language.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
With all this controversy over Meta Glasses and covert filming, DAVROS has had to cover up his electrical eye during Diplomatic meetings! Him insists that he isn't recording anything, but me can't help noticing he got a VHS slot in the back of his chair....🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Hi! My name's MR. THE MASTER, and I used to look ALL of my 656 years with my grey hairs! But now with new Grey-B-Gone© dye, I'm able to impress people again with my overly complicated EVIL PLANS!"
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Woodchip wall paper is excellent at covering up ancient walls. Fussy bugger.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The CASTELLAN has just phoned me in a RIGHT MOOD! "Gruntleigh, when the High Council contracted you at great expense to redecorate the Capitol, we weren't expecting you to cover the whole place in WOODCHIP! The PANOPTICON looks like my granny's bleedin' FRONT PARLOUR!!" 😡
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Good Life and Love’s of a She Devil.
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh god Adric is teaming up with the Sylvest twins, what ever they all do together it’s going to be clunky and wooden.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All week a TALL STRANGER calling himself "RICK ADD" has been getting access to bars and ordering weak lemon drinks (doubles) or trying to get into PG13 films at the cinema. Except WE all know it's actually ADRIC wearing a long coat, stood on the shoulders of the SYLVEST TWINS! 🙄
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The late great DAVE ALLEN on… Alcohol (1973)
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DODO has just turned up...smoking something VERY suspicious! "Well, it's hardly a surprise. Has anyone ever seen my performance in 'Celestial Toymaker'!? Plus the fact that I can barely string an accent together from one scene to the next ... I was obviously mashed off my nut!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAVROS' explosive new book is out this week! Find out how Adric REALLY got his badge (and it NOT for mathematical excellence!) Read about NYDER'S secret love life! (he's married with 3 kids) And finally what Davros REALLY thinks about the EMPEROR DALEK! (extreme sexual jealousy)
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DAVROS is planning a romantic candlit soirée. "Gruntleigh, go and find the most RECENT regeneration of the Doctor for my date. She's quite the poppet!" But when me DO turn up with the latest Doctor, Davros not impressed at all for some reason. 🤷‍♂️
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...of course, the GRUNTLEIGHVERSE embraced the notion of a frowning [NOT]LEK ages ago... 😉
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh… just realised I haven’t plugged the Gruntleigh books for a while* 😂😂😂 (*well, at least 20 minutes anyway 😉)
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, look..." says ADRIC. "Finally a TV show aimed specifically at Ogrons!" "But it for 4-5 year olds..." me point out. "Exactly!" him smirks. POSTSCRIPT: Adric is asking if anyone know of any 24 hour emergency dentists...? 😬😏
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Liz Webster 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should the U.K. rejoin the EU and reverse Brexit? Get voting! www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The THIRD DOCTOR has ordered me to give his TARDIS a CLEAN. But cheekily me mess about with the CHAMELEON CIRCUIT and reconfigure it into a MASSIVE APE'S BUM! "I can't travel in a TARDIS that looks like THAT!" him seethes.
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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIRD DOCTOR has a habit of hacking EVRI accounts to divert shipments for some reason…
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh NO, your bananas have run away, you’d better search the Entire base, Even down Davros’s doily paradise (toilet to me and you)
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that the correct link
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SYDNEY NEWMAN has called me into his office. "The good news if that we've decided NOT to kill off your Gruntleigh character online afterall...." "Phew!!!" "....but regrettably we're going to have to KILL YOU in REAL LIFE..." He kindly give me a 15 seconds start to try and escape.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well you must be cleverer than you think because you have worked out that plastic blue crystal strapped to you did bugger all, or did it?
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Needles, homeopathy, lotions and potions you’d believe anything, Next you’ll tell us that Crystals have healing powers and can make you cleverer.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DAVROS is complaining that him have a SLIGHT HEADACHE. "Have you tried the ancient art of CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE? Me have an APE LEVEL in ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES!" me say. "Oh, do you really think it would help, Gruntleigh?" him enquire. "Yes, ofcourse!"🐵 *goes off to get nail gun*
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bet you’d like to be in the 3rd Docs position, Stuck on Earth with a Mouse smashed circuit, Scientific Advisor to UNIT and Lovely as your assistant. Have you thought about swapping with him for a week.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today me remembering that episode of BAGPUSS when EMILY was away, so ME brought an INTERESTING OBJECT into the shop instead! It was the THIRD DOCTOR'S TARDIS DEMATERIALISATION CIRCUIT! The MOUSE ORGAN MICE sang a funny song about it, and then SMASHED it to BITS with HAMMERS!💥 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So do you recon Davros will make Mr Grapes the Ogron ambassador. He has such wonderful diplomatic skills.
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem with Mr Sin is he’d probably go around sticking Carving Knives in everyone, not sure Davros would chuckle about that with a Carving Knife sticking out of his neck.
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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The mood shift at Labour Party conference on rejoining the EU is palpable. Let’s hope, for the sake of the country, that Andy spells it out tomorrow…
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recently me have been practising all hours with my VENTRILOQUIST MONKEY, Mr. GRAPES.🐒 The funny thing is, Mr. Grapes can get away with saying all SORTS of things that me CAN'T! "DAVROS, you STUPID BALDY IDIOT!" him say. "Oh, Mr Grapes," chuckles Davros, "You ARE a CHEEKY SCAMP!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DAVROS has just returned from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG on EARTH 66 MILLION BC, to see what KILLED the DINOSAURS! Him has come back with a SKELETON! "Ha ha!" says ADRIC. "Who would be DUMB ENOUGH to get caught up in the BIGGEST BANG in HISTORY? What a LOSER!" Davros not say anything.
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Davros gets the shrink ray out you could have a Fantastic Voyage, Maybe you could have a chat with the 4th Doctor and send a clone of yourself, but would a heavy dose of FOMO kick in.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It 3am and DAVROS has summoned me with his little bell. "I need to take my LAXATIVE..." "Oh, me will get you a glass of water in that case...." "It's not an ORAL laxative I'm afraid, Gruntleigh." "Please just kill me."
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We having a great time at THE HAIRY MASTER'S MOBILE DISCO when suddenly MOVELLANS turn up! We cower as them raise their WEAPONS... Except them ARENT WEAPONS but GLOWING DISCO BALLS! Them launch into a PERFECTLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINE to the BEEGEES "More than a Woman.."🎶🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The HAIRY MASTER has given up doing evil plans and now runs a MOBILE DISCO! "I play all the hits... BONEY M, BEEGEES, you name it!" him say proudly. "But don't you find it a bit UNCHALLENGING..?" me ask. "No, cos I also do BINGO and a MEAT RAFFLE, so there's never a dull moment!"
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now that you’ve switched him off maybe you should all leave him to rest for a while.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With the ENERGY CRISIS, the EMPEROR DALEK has put signs all over the Base reminding people to TURN OFF APPLIANCES when they are not in use. Him even have a sign glued on DAVROS! "How much more HUMILIATION can I endure, Gruntleigh..?" him say sadly, just before me switch him off.
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Jonny424242 @jonny424242.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow you did it, you finished one of them
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RED ALERT!! The MOVELLANS have turned up MOB HANDED to DUFF us UP!😱 Luckily DALEK HIGH COMMAND send us an ELITE RESCUE SQUAD of 10,000 DALEKS on the next Shuttle. Unfortunately, all the Daleks have been delivered FLAT PACKED! It going to take me WEEKS to put them all together!🔧
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Andy Chisholm @andychisholm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What, crazy idea that Nyssa could integrate into a group of posh layabouts living off inherited privilege? Oh wait...
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today, NYSSA mysteriously TAKES ME to ONE SIDE... "I'm not REALLY Nyssa..." she whispers, "...I'm ANN TALBOT from Cranleigh Hall. Nyssa and me SWAPPED PLACES so she could stay in England to AVOID ADRIC! THAT'S why I know so little about TELEBIOGENESIS..." We both LAUGH and LAUGH.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NYDER has clocked DAVROS exceeding the 3.76 mph speed limit in the Base, so by law Davros is forced to wear a CYCLE SAFETY HELMET! Unfortunately only a CHILD'S HELMET will fit his shrivelled little head. 🤭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today me went to SPACE IKEA, with a moaning ADRIC! "Me can get a DISCOUNT off that DAMAGED TABLE!" me point out. "YOU SHORT-SIGHTED MORON! There IS no DAMAGED TABLE!" Adric snaps, seconds before me HURL HIM fortuitously across the ROOM. 😹😹😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When OGRON ED is fatally injured, THIRD DOCTOR offers some of his REGENERGY to save him! "Third Doctor, how can we ever repay you?" ask his family. 10 minutes later they are all chucked out on the street, while Third Doctor settles down watching their telly and eating their food.😠
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ZEG is complaining about his young nephew DALEK SCOTTY D. "I dont understand him. Everything is about "HELPING the ENVIRONMENT" or "BEING INCLUSIVE". He even asked DAVROS what his PREFERRED PERSONAL PRONOUNS were! What's wrong with just wanting to DESTROY STUFF and HURT PEOPLE!?"
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