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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Me had AWFUL NIGHT! Spent it TOSSING and TURNING. It my own fault! Before me went to bed me spent an hour trying to decide which of 3 BANANAS for my LUNCH BOX for today. Each one got it's own MERITS! (And before anyone ask, NO me CANT put ALL 3 IN, because me ATE TWO already!)

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Liz Saville Roberts AS / MP @lsrplaid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Reform’s Robert Jenrick said his party would use “lethal force” against people crossing the channel in small boats. This inflammatory and inhumane rhetoric does not reflect the values of the people of Wales. We have a duty as politicians to call out such dangerous language.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

With all this controversy over Meta Glasses and covert filming, DAVROS has had to cover up his electrical eye during Diplomatic meetings! Him insists that he isn't recording anything, but me can't help noticing he got a VHS slot in the back of his chair....🤔

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"Hi! My name's MR. THE MASTER, and I used to look ALL of my 656 years with my grey hairs! But now with new Grey-B-Gone© dye, I'm able to impress people again with my overly complicated EVIL PLANS!"

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The CASTELLAN has just phoned me in a RIGHT MOOD! "Gruntleigh, when the High Council contracted you at great expense to redecorate the Capitol, we weren't expecting you to cover the whole place in WOODCHIP! The PANOPTICON looks like my granny's bleedin' FRONT PARLOUR!!" 😡

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

All week a TALL STRANGER calling himself "RICK ADD" has been getting access to bars and ordering weak lemon drinks (doubles) or trying to get into PG13 films at the cinema. Except WE all know it's actually ADRIC wearing a long coat, stood on the shoulders of the SYLVEST TWINS! 🙄

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The late great DAVE ALLEN on… Alcohol (1973)

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

DODO has just turned up...smoking something VERY suspicious! "Well, it's hardly a surprise. Has anyone ever seen my performance in 'Celestial Toymaker'!? Plus the fact that I can barely string an accent together from one scene to the next ... I was obviously mashed off my nut!"

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DAVROS' explosive new book is out this week! Find out how Adric REALLY got his badge (and it NOT for mathematical excellence!) Read about NYDER'S secret love life! (he's married with 3 kids) And finally what Davros REALLY thinks about the EMPEROR DALEK! (extreme sexual jealousy)

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

DAVROS is planning a romantic candlit soirée. "Gruntleigh, go and find the most RECENT regeneration of the Doctor for my date. She's quite the poppet!" But when me DO turn up with the latest Doctor, Davros not impressed at all for some reason. 🤷‍♂️

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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

...of course, the GRUNTLEIGHVERSE embraced the notion of a frowning [NOT]LEK ages ago... 😉

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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh… just realised I haven’t plugged the Gruntleigh books for a while* 😂😂😂 (*well, at least 20 minutes anyway 😉)

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Oh, look..." says ADRIC. "Finally a TV show aimed specifically at Ogrons!" "But it for 4-5 year olds..." me point out. "Exactly!" him smirks. POSTSCRIPT: Adric is asking if anyone know of any 24 hour emergency dentists...? 😬😏

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Liz Webster 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should the U.K. rejoin the EU and reverse Brexit? Get voting! www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The THIRD DOCTOR has ordered me to give his TARDIS a CLEAN. But cheekily me mess about with the CHAMELEON CIRCUIT and reconfigure it into a MASSIVE APE'S BUM! "I can't travel in a TARDIS that looks like THAT!" him seethes.

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Stephen Harrison @stephenhrson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

THIRD DOCTOR has a habit of hacking EVRI accounts to divert shipments for some reason…

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

SYDNEY NEWMAN has called me into his office. "The good news if that we've decided NOT to kill off your Gruntleigh character online afterall...." "Phew!!!" "....but regrettably we're going to have to KILL YOU in REAL LIFE..." He kindly give me a 15 seconds start to try and escape.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

DAVROS is complaining that him have a SLIGHT HEADACHE. "Have you tried the ancient art of CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE? Me have an APE LEVEL in ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES!" me say. "Oh, do you really think it would help, Gruntleigh?" him enquire. "Yes, ofcourse!"🐵 *goes off to get nail gun*

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today me remembering that episode of BAGPUSS when EMILY was away, so ME brought an INTERESTING OBJECT into the shop instead! It was the THIRD DOCTOR'S TARDIS DEMATERIALISATION CIRCUIT! The MOUSE ORGAN MICE sang a funny song about it, and then SMASHED it to BITS with HAMMERS!💥 😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️

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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The mood shift at Labour Party conference on rejoining the EU is palpable. Let’s hope, for the sake of the country, that Andy spells it out tomorrow…

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recently me have been practising all hours with my VENTRILOQUIST MONKEY, Mr. GRAPES.🐒 The funny thing is, Mr. Grapes can get away with saying all SORTS of things that me CAN'T! "DAVROS, you STUPID BALDY IDIOT!" him say. "Oh, Mr Grapes," chuckles Davros, "You ARE a CHEEKY SCAMP!"

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

DAVROS has just returned from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG on EARTH 66 MILLION BC, to see what KILLED the DINOSAURS! Him has come back with a SKELETON! "Ha ha!" says ADRIC. "Who would be DUMB ENOUGH to get caught up in the BIGGEST BANG in HISTORY? What a LOSER!" Davros not say anything.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It 3am and DAVROS has summoned me with his little bell. "I need to take my LAXATIVE..." "Oh, me will get you a glass of water in that case...." "It's not an ORAL laxative I'm afraid, Gruntleigh." "Please just kill me."

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We having a great time at THE HAIRY MASTER'S MOBILE DISCO when suddenly MOVELLANS turn up! We cower as them raise their WEAPONS... Except them ARENT WEAPONS but GLOWING DISCO BALLS! Them launch into a PERFECTLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINE to the BEEGEES "More than a Woman.."🎶🐵

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The HAIRY MASTER has given up doing evil plans and now runs a MOBILE DISCO! "I play all the hits... BONEY M, BEEGEES, you name it!" him say proudly. "But don't you find it a bit UNCHALLENGING..?" me ask. "No, cos I also do BINGO and a MEAT RAFFLE, so there's never a dull moment!"

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

With the ENERGY CRISIS, the EMPEROR DALEK has put signs all over the Base reminding people to TURN OFF APPLIANCES when they are not in use. Him even have a sign glued on DAVROS! "How much more HUMILIATION can I endure, Gruntleigh..?" him say sadly, just before me switch him off.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

RED ALERT!! The MOVELLANS have turned up MOB HANDED to DUFF us UP!😱 Luckily DALEK HIGH COMMAND send us an ELITE RESCUE SQUAD of 10,000 DALEKS on the next Shuttle. Unfortunately, all the Daleks have been delivered FLAT PACKED! It going to take me WEEKS to put them all together!🔧

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Andy Chisholm @andychisholm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What, crazy idea that Nyssa could integrate into a group of posh layabouts living off inherited privilege? Oh wait...

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Today, NYSSA mysteriously TAKES ME to ONE SIDE... "I'm not REALLY Nyssa..." she whispers, "...I'm ANN TALBOT from Cranleigh Hall. Nyssa and me SWAPPED PLACES so she could stay in England to AVOID ADRIC! THAT'S why I know so little about TELEBIOGENESIS..." We both LAUGH and LAUGH.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

NYDER has clocked DAVROS exceeding the 3.76 mph speed limit in the Base, so by law Davros is forced to wear a CYCLE SAFETY HELMET! Unfortunately only a CHILD'S HELMET will fit his shrivelled little head. 🤭

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today me went to SPACE IKEA, with a moaning ADRIC! "Me can get a DISCOUNT off that DAMAGED TABLE!" me point out. "YOU SHORT-SIGHTED MORON! There IS no DAMAGED TABLE!" Adric snaps, seconds before me HURL HIM fortuitously across the ROOM. 😹😹😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When OGRON ED is fatally injured, THIRD DOCTOR offers some of his REGENERGY to save him! "Third Doctor, how can we ever repay you?" ask his family. 10 minutes later they are all chucked out on the street, while Third Doctor settles down watching their telly and eating their food.😠

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ZEG is complaining about his young nephew DALEK SCOTTY D. "I dont understand him. Everything is about "HELPING the ENVIRONMENT" or "BEING INCLUSIVE". He even asked DAVROS what his PREFERRED PERSONAL PRONOUNS were! What's wrong with just wanting to DESTROY STUFF and HURT PEOPLE!?"

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yesterday was the opening night of the OGRON THEATRE PLAYER'S new SHAKESPEARE PRODUCTION, starring ME and LOVELY JO! ❤️ But when we got to the BALCONY SCENE in "ROMEO and JULIET" me realised that me had learnt the WRONG PART! Me thought we were doing HAMLET! 🙈

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

While me is passing thru Davros' AMBASSADORS PARTY, THIRD DOCTOR rudely GRAB a BOTTLE out of my HAND & start SNARFING the CONTENTS! "Hmm It's got SARDONIC TOP NOTES.." him say pretentiously.🍷 Thing it, it was my URINE SAMPLE me was taking to OGRON DOCTORS! Me not say anything.🐵

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

All evening the scary DALEKS MASTERPLAN DELEGATE has been stalking me, before finally pinning me in a quiet corner... "Tell me... have you let JESUS into your life yet...?" him enquire. Phew! Me had forgotten him was RELIGIOUS. Although all the clues were there to be honest.✝️

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

DAVROS is taking us Ogrons for a day out. We wait exactly 10 minutes before... "Davros, are you SURE you locked the front door properly before we left the house?" "Ofcourse I did.... Erm...well I'm pretty sure I did..." HIM ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO GO BACK AND CHECK! 😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Davros is explaining to Nyder about how STUPID Ogrons are: "For instance, -*smirk*- if I was to ask Gruntleigh here to name Chekhov's three sisters...?" Me: "Olga, Masha and Irina, ofcourse..." "Wait..what!?" (Having watched endless STAR TREK reruns you pick up a few things...)😁

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What is "toilet paper"? 🤔

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HUMANS of a CERTAIN AGE will all remember this INFAMOUS EPISODE of "TRUMPTON" TV show! One afternoon them had decided to do a LIVE EPISODE, broadcast from BBC Television Centre. Me SNEAKED into the TRUMPTON FIRE STATION and CAUSED CHAOS! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NYDER is getting DAVROS ready for a Ministerial Broadcast. "One has to paint on a pretty face for the public!" Davros chuckles. "....yes and the paint gets THICKER every year doesn't it, Davros?" hisses Nyder through gritted teeth. (Davros has forgotten Nyder's birthday again)😁

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Not many people know that me was in the pilot for "Sapphire & Steel" playing the element TUNGSTEN! "What special qualities will me have?" me enquire. "Tungsten is incredibly DENSE...you won't have any lines, they'll just use your head to smash thru walls!" they reply, smirking.😠

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Some Computer Delegates are visiting today. Maybe me old fashioned, but me miss the days when they just wanted to take over the World. WOTAN here keeps trying to sell me CRYPTO, while B.O.S.S. just wants to promote TECH START-UPS! 🙄

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Recently ADRIC has taken to wearing full length black velvet opera gloves. This not particularly unusual, but today me found out the truth! "I've been TRANSMOGRIFYING in my bedroom again..." says a shamefaced Adric. Ew, TMI Adric!!! 🙈

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The State of Decay Delegate is visiting. But being a Vampire, him can't resist giving Davros' neck a quick bite! BIG MISTAKE. Unfortunately him then spends the next 20 minutes coughing up dust! 😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

DAVROS has decided that what him needs is some smart trousers. "Get me a nice pair of slacks Gruntleigh, grey with a 38 inch chest.." "Yes, ofcourse...grey with a 38 inch -... wait...WHAT!?" Me had forgotten that old men like to wear their trousers hoist up just below the nipples.🤭

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

THIRD DOCTOR has been partying in the Banana Bar for days now! 🍹🥃🍻 But he supposed to be on a SECRET MISSION for the Time Lords on FULL EXPENSES! Him keeps having ZOOM MEETINGS with them, stood in a convenient corner with a bit of fake TARDIS behind him!

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The 1960s CYBERLEADER has turned up at the BASE, THREATENING us INCOHERENTLY: "YOOOWILLLBEEELIKEUZZZ" DAVROS: NOT. A. CLUE..... Any ideas what he's on about Gruntleigh?! Me: Erm...Something about SPANNERS? Or 3 in 1 OIL? 🤔 The Cyberleader STOMPS OFF to find a PEN and PAPER.

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