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Fried Egg Sandwich

@jonlumer.bsky.social
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Two pieces of toast, two fried eggs, mayo, tomato, iceburg lettuce, Belizean hot sauce.

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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yeah, literally everything is fine if Republicans do it and the exact same things are treason if Democrats do them. Nobody told you?
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Orbán turns out to be more of a democrat than the U.S. president and a nontrivial number of GOP candidates.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Years ago, our family started giving away 10% of our income to highly effective charities that help the most preposterously disadvantaged people on the planet earth. I was motivated to do this because moral people already doing this announced themselves.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Before Trump won in 2016, when I thought he’d lose, I told my buddy “if you and nine friends are choosing dinner and six choose pizza and the other four choose ‘kill and eat the other six,’ even though pizza won, you’ve still got a problem.” Then pizza didn’t win.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Oscar! Oscar!
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Also that is WAAAAAY too much clapping. Good lord.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Still the same effective altruist I was in 2016. Has it been ten years??? Filing taxes now and it does look like our family has honoured the Giving What We Can pledge by donating 10% of income to groups like AMF, IGN, Seva Canada, Raising the Village, etc. I am proud to be an EA in 2026!
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ukrainian Defenders have shared photos from before and during Russia’s war against #Ukraine. 📷: vitsikkkk / zolotarev_well / do_schelchka / kriher.m / vasilpoplavsky / sigard / kelly.kko / yarmak_d / krakovskyi_a / olexandr_mkr / pro100_monah / ed.petso / Threads
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Wow, how did I not know about this? You have made my day.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This guy's about to get frog-poisoned AND blown up in an airplane. Proving once again what an amazing country Russia is to live in.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Tell me more about this "Time Cube"...
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Great words from her and Tusk. But somebody needs to defend Ukraine like it's their own. The money and matériel is great, but Ukraine needs soldiers. They've done so well alone. How can we doubt that if even just one more country would put "boots on the ground," Russia would be repelled?
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
President Zelenskyy: Ukraine didn’t choose this war& it's wrong to assume that this is a permanent arrangement that others can stay safe behind Ukraine forever.Ukrainians are people,not terminators.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ok, roger that.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"The American people" do not pay attention to the details on any of this stuff. Not even close. The smallest minority. Kind of what Trump has proved, above all else, no? It's the most depressing part for believers in democracy. Gotta keep trying, no matter what, but also yikes.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What counts as real ID now? No passports for you two? Driver's license? Genuinely curious. I've always had a hard time wrapping my head around the voter ID controversy.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Where did you go get them?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Well shit, this one I think he honestly deserves.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Still confused about Starlink, because he does seem to actively endorse and promote fascism. The system has been absolutely vital to Ukraine's defense, if I'm not misunderstanding. He could have pulled the plug. Putin must apply some pressure there. Why does Musk resist? I scratch my head.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The idea of a bill rendering people deportable for following religious law should make every Jew ill
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
To my mind, 30% is a shockingly high number. Would love to see answers to a follow-up: "Why?" Among a million other things, what is making the US more attractive than Canada at THIS EXACT MOMENT??? Confounding.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
In 1979, the “New York Times” asked Isaac Bashevis Singer if he planned to watch the Super Bowl.
Isaac Bashevis Singer being interviewed about the Super Bowl
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Trumpcoin down 90%. If you buy your coffee with Trumpcoin, it's now $100/cup.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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BC Reality @bcreality.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Are you an US healthcare professional that has had enough of the regime? Are you looking for a safe landing for you, your family and career? British Columbia Canada is actively recruiting doctors and nurses and fast tracking credential recognition. See more here. news.gov.bc.ca/releases/202...
news.gov.bc.ca
British Columbia is taking action to attract doctors, nurses from U.S.
The Province is taking new steps to attract more doctors and nurses from the U.S. by fast-tracking credential recognition and launching a co-ordinated, targeted recruitment campaign.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is good.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 05/02/2026
Imagine if four years into our war in Iraq we had only occupied 20 percent of it and lost 1.2 million men. Would anyone say the US is winning? No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!
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Jacob Redman @jacob-redman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
🗃️ On February 3, 2016, President Barack Obama made his first official visit to a U.S. mosque while in office, telling members of the Baltimore-area congregation, “You’re part of America too.”
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
SC says he can't be sued for "official acts," correct? Surely this can't be construed as an official act and it's the same slander for which Fox was obliged to pay $800M?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What's the Greek word for government by everyone mentioned in the Epstein files?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I get it, but Jesus.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This guy really is a sick fuck, isn't he? Why does CNN keep him on?
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Hannah BW @hbwhbwhbw.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There was no protest. Armed, masked federal agents were just harassing people as usual. He was not a protester and not protesting. They killed him anyway. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You did a great interview with Hannah Rosen.
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Blake Shaffer 🇨🇦 @blakeshaffer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Umm… hard NO to this. Has this master of strategery learned nothing from Trump’s behaviour? No amount of appeasement nor pride swallowing will satisfy Trump. It just emboldens the next ask/demand. Firm resolve. Build what’s in our control. And stay the course as a sovereign nation. 🇨🇦
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
An actual living demon.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In the early 1930s the SA was roughing people up, creating chaos in neighborhoods, seeking to terrorize with the occasional killing. By the late 1930s it had been supplanted by the SS, which was much better trained.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ummm... what's happening is hideous. But there's absolutely a difference between this and the Central American death squads of the 80s. Wikipedia that. Let's keep it together, everybody. We want to be the reality people. Super important right now. We're the only reality people left.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
That really is murder.
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David Hamer @davidhamer1951.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In face of Trump’s latest round of threats and insults, 🇨🇦Canada simply cannot proceed with the purchase of any F-35 fighter jets from the 🇺🇸USA. We have to go with the Swedish Gripen, largely manufactured here, if we want to preserve any dignity at all. @mark-carney.bsky.social 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And of course there are no penguins in Greenland.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Pretty sure you and Bill are on the same page about most things these days. Check him out.
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Why is Aquaman sitting on the moon here?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Could the report be produced in the form a sexualized image of a child via Grok?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I understand America doesn't exactly have laws anymore, but we still do in other countries, right? We still consider the production of child pornography to be a serious crime? Shouldn't charges be stemming from this in a variety of jurisdictions?
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Fried Egg Sandwich @jonlumer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
There are so many examples Republicans offer to choose from, but this is a top candidate for greatest act of hypocrisy ever perpetrated by a group of humans.
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