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tall but otherwise normal sydney jonhendren.com

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12h
quitting while he was a head
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026
im more of an apl.de.ap guy
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026
you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026
it was not i
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/09/2026
Rufus..... hello
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/09/2026
Yuko the pug #Yuko
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min
Yuko the pug using computer Yuko the pug using computer
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/09/2026
it takes like 6 minutes to type out a text on a telstra payphone. i respect it
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/10/2024
Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026
Today is the only day you can repost this..
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
that guy sent me a bunch of emails about benghazi around then and it contained the n word a lot. i wonder if he got better
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
like you're selling tuna salad wraps why do you need that fake ass yellow street fighter text
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text .
Yuko the pug. She is mad at me !!!!!
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/09/2026
Dunno it happened when she was young, but it doesn't stop her from runnin around being crazy at all
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/09/2026
We have come to the cbd today to enjoy the nice weather.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/09/2026
i tried valheim a few years back but there were so many little goblins chasing me around. found it upsetting
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 08/09/2026
one reason i like ogalo is their marketing is not horny
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/09/2026
Not at all.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 05/09/2026
Wow
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 05/09/2026
Cheers all
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
it's on a diff site now but i think it's the same test
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
they got my ass. im doing the e40 noise
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
yes do it now!
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 01/09/2026
you know how pandas had trouble reproducing so someone had the idea to make panda porno and then show it to the pandas. would've been real weird around the office if that didn't work
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/08/2026
the lady was just beaming. i guess she never knew what happened to Yuko after her friends moved away. so she took some more selfies with her and all of us were happy. it was very nice. Yuko has tons of friends all over town. she also ate popcorn (plain). big night for the little pig
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/08/2026
and one of the staff comes up halfway through and says ohhh can i say hi to your dog? and I'm like of course, her name is Yuko. And the woman goes "I thought that was her!! I KNOW YUKO" and told us that she was friends with her old family and showed us her selfies with Yuko from years ago
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/08/2026
something really nice happened on this trip!! for context Yuko was with a rescue org at age 10 bc her prior owners had to move overseas and couldn't bring her, and that's pretty much all i knew about her old situation. last night we were at an izakaya type place that allows dogs outside
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
早く僕のバーガーキングを作って。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please build a Burger King for me soon.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/08/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhh
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Babe #critterposting
Crude drawing of a one eyed pug in someones arms in front of buildings, traffic lights that read tfg and an intimidating stranger. Shaped like shapes
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/08/2026
pig in the city
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/08/2026
Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/08/2026
We ride the bus 🙂
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/08/2026
rip Dolly 💔
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
computer graphics (1983) archive.org/details/TODA...
a 3d rendered skeleton on a chequered scape, a see through cactus to the left. the skeleton is wearing a cowboy hat and is resting one leg on a disembodied eyeball. hills in the background.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/08/2026
i can never get throuhg a full one of these. funko guys forced laughter and commentary on cam for 20 minutes at a time
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/08/2026
poor design. the game should naturally lead the player to discover the elf
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026
every pub in the inner west is legally obligated to employ a 25 year old man who looks like joe exotic
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026
the polygon count on this mans jeans
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/08/2026
calmly sitting at home thinking about my new business idea "a slightly smaller computer desk and chair for guys who want to look really buff and huge at work"
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/08/2026
Moke
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