"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min 72051
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away 530116
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text . 52286
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down 4610
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/08/2026the lady was just beaming. i guess she never knew what happened to Yuko after her friends moved away. so she took some more selfies with her and all of us were happy. it was very nice. Yuko has tons of friends all over town. she also ate popcorn (plain). big night for the little pig 32111
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/08/2026Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer 878533
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/08/2026i can never get throuhg a full one of these. funko guys forced laughter and commentary on cam for 20 minutes at a time 180
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/08/2026poor design. the game should naturally lead the player to discover the elf 226217
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/08/2026Greetings to my friend, Dildo Chewer. I didn't name him that's just his name 31245
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 10/08/2026this guy said i can say the c word now. but i will not say it !!!!!!!!!! 306028
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/20261) heres a dog that looked like a guy . 2) the boxes of irregular corn dogs that became a staple of my diet after getting laid off 3) in barcelona a place with scorpions in the glory holes (basically the last thing you want in there ) 4) i dont know what this is 31542
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/2026i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick 2561869
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️ 1924434
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026why yes i DO want it to look like my car has a number of small fires in it. thank you 51859
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20/07/2026Here is a video of Yuko fully asleep on my lap while I was getting my ass beat at scrabble 51796
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15/07/2026INVESTOR MINDSET: in 2016 if you bought just 4200 copies of Aerosmith Mad Libs you would have $1 million today . 422417
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/07/2026Yuko is in her party jammies due to the current events of the day . 52406
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/07/2026She is watching the game. And she is mad bc she is not allowed to do phone betting. #gamblingdog 61495
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/06/2026Yuko has a new hotdog polo shirt. It's a little snug but she loves it 734111
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/06/2026yeah let me just talk to this fucking monkey for a minute about home electronics 662338
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/06/2026Yuko had cataract surgery this week and all the vets and nurses loved her. Today she went back for a checkup and all the vets and nurses loved her again. She was sweet to them even while they put drops in and shined light in her eye. She is a "real trooper" 1161416
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 10/06/2026in honor of pride month the quaker oats guy is Bi for the month of june . 71619
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 01/06/2026you ever seen such a nasty old dog. and theres an old pug too 73003
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/05/2026what did i do ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 131189132
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 25/05/2026Yuko is a lot better and can mostly get around on her own but she doesn't want to use the stairs at night by herself. I am now putting some motion activated lighting along the stairs to help her old ass. It's really tacky I kind of like it..... 81620
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/05/2026Yuko has had a rough couple weeks. She got an ulcer on her remaining eye and has been almost completely blind from it. It's starting to heal though and yesterday and today she's feeling better and can see her way around the house again. Can we get a "good job Yuko" 77122521
