Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Another day, another audio edition of a story. I never go into these flash pieces sure how they'll turn out, but I'm quite happy with this one. I applied a bunch of lessons learned from playing around with horror over the past 3 years. Hopefully folk enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/an-apology... 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Morning! Why not close out your week with a few minutes of horror? As a break from... you know, all the horror. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/an-apology... 011
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Morning. Today: some quick thoughts about who we write for, and why we write for them, and what everyone gets out of the whole thing. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/who-is-you... 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026New Amon Amarth album sounds exactly like an Amon Amarth album, so as far as I'm concerned it's an absolute banger. 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Morning. It's Monday, which means free audio. Six minutes to explore what might have really been going on behind Aesop's most popular fable. But which probably wasn't. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/the-tortoi... 011
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Morning. Fresh friday = fresh fiction. This week: do you know the full story of the tortoise and the hare? Yes, you probably do. But I made up some additional nonsense for your amusement anyway. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/the-tortoi... 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Morning. Just a short sharp piece of fiction today as I've been under the weather. A living city. A problem. A terrible solution. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/the-city-s... 001
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026All except the second Dragon Lords book. That one does have too many words and we all know it :P 100
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Give it 3-stars and slap that bad boy on Goodreads :P 100
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A week after the book launch and I’m like… www.goodreads.com/book/show/25... 100
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Morning! New Monday, a new piece of absurdity. This is a light tie-in to Washed Up on Dark Shores (available now!) but also a self-contained bit of horror-comedy. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/notes-from... 011
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh look, it's the end of the week. Why don't you reward all your hard work with this chill little novella about three lovely people going through absolute hell and being confronted with the nightmare of greed that we have all created for ourselves? You deserve it. www.amazon.com/Washed-Dark-... 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Another Friday. Another free story. This week: a light tie-in to Washed Up on Dark Shores (did I mention that's now available???). Also a self-contained horror comedy. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/notes-from... 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Damn, dude. Be sure to ice that wrist afterward. 010
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 18/09/2026The monsters have had their turn. Now the henchpeople are organising. The Henchperson’s Guide to Unionizing by Marshall J. Moore is a warm, wickedly funny Gothic fantasy about invisible labour, found family and the most dangerous thing in the castle: a staff meeting. gnofhorror.com/the-henchper... 1215
Reposted by Jonathan WoodElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76869861133
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Did I already link to this review 5,000 times? I can't remember... gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on...gnofhorror.comWashed Up On Dark Shores By Jonathan Wood: Greed Given A Body - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood's Washed Up on Dark Shores turns greed into a living god of Mammon. A five-star cosmic horror review from Ginger Nuts of Horror. 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Morning. Whenever I have a new book come out, some people will ask me if there's a place they can buy it that helps me out more. Basically because they're delightful. But the answer isn't super straightforward, which is why I wrote this. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/where-shou... 020
Reposted by Jonathan WoodBasile Lebret was DELISTED @evoripclaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@jonathanwood.bsky.social just released a new book! 141
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If anyone wants to join in, I'm doing an AMA right now. www.reddit.com/r/horrorlit/...reddit.comFrom the horrorlit community on Reddit: Hi, I'm Jonathan Wood, author of funny things, and I've written a horror novel - AMA today at ~3:00 pmExplore this post and more from the horrorlit community 011
Reposted by Jonathan WoodWeightless Books @weightlessbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And a new title from @underlandpress.bsky.social: WASHED UP ON DARK SHORES by @jonathanwood.bsky.social weightlessbooks.com/washed-up-on... 062
Reposted by Jonathan WoodPaul Jessup @pauljessup.com · 15/09/2026COOL! An upcoming Reddit AMA with a great writer (@jonathanwood.bsky.social) about his awesome book! www.reddit.com/r/horrorlit/...reddit.comFrom the horrorlit community on Reddit: Hi, I'm Jonathan Wood, author of funny things, and I've written a horror novel - AMA today at ~3:00 pmExplore this post and more from the horrorlit community 074
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If anyone can help me not look incredibly lame and friendless, it would be much appreciated. 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fun fact: I'm doing an AMA today www.reddit.com/r/horrorlit/...reddit.comFrom the horrorlit community on Reddit: Hi, I'm Jonathan Wood, author of funny things, and I've written a horror novel - AMA today at ~3:00 pmExplore this post and more from the horrorlit community 120
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*Clears throat awkwardly*. So, my new novella is available today. If you like cosmic horror, corporate satire, or terrible things happening to billionaires, you may enjoy this. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/i-have-a-b... 155
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026firebirdcreative.myshopify.com/products/was... 030
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Morning. My novella is out tomorrow. Here is a sneak peek in an attempt to convince you to spend your hard-earned money on it. Which you might like to do if you enjoy horror, weird fiction, and/or terrible things happening to billionaires. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/washed-up-... 042
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Morning all. Rather than the usual free flash fiction, this week I am rather focused on the fact that Washed Up on Dark Shores is out next Tuesday. So here's a sneak peek of some of the fun contained. Hope you enjoy. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/washed-up-... 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Who's got two thumbs and forgot to point out that he posted about the truly scintillating topic of speech attributions, yesterday? Who didn't want to spare the world from these fascinating insights? Well, I guess it's this guy. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/a-speech-a... 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026New Friday, new story. Messing around with instructions and the things we can tell without saying them. Also just being weird AF. Enjoy! jonathanwood.substack.com/p/read-this-... 000
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 26/08/2026Greed with a heartbeat. In Washed Up on Dark Shores, Jonathan Wood turns the god Mammon loose in a black marble mansion and lets it feed. Five stars. Our cosmic horror review: gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on-dark-sh…gnofhorror.comWashed Up On Dark Shores By Jonathan Wood: Greed Given A Body - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood’s Washed Up on Dark Shores turns greed into a living god of Mammon. A five-star cosmic horror review from Ginger Nuts of Horror. 094
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Another Monday, another bit of audio. 6 and a half minutes of horror-comedy to punctuate and puncture your Monday with a smidge of absurdity. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/selected-q... 000
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Currently, according to Goodreads, 2 people want to read Washed Up on Dark Shores. It would improve my career greatly if you were the third... www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...goodreads.comWashed Up On Dark Shores"An intoxicating collision of corporate thriller, cosmi… 110
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Another Friday, another free story. This week: a little horror comedy in honor of the workplace harassment training that harassed me this week. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/selected-q... 000
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 24/08/2026Jonathan Wood on Washed Up on Dark Shores, extreme wealth as cosmic horror, and why naming the thing that is wrong matters. Read the full interview at Ginger Nuts of Horror. #JonathanWood #HorrorFiction gnofhorror.com/jonathan-wood-washed…gnofhorror.comThe God At The Bottom Of The Ledger: Jonathan Wood On Washed Up On Dark Shores - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood discusses his novella Washed Up on Dark Shores, the horror of extreme wealth, and why naming the monster is the first step to fighting it. 0114
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Growing up a huge nerd, humor was a way for me to avoid irrevocable social death. Since then, it's been a comfortable way to deflect my own awkwardness. Writing something where humor is only sparingly used felt like a huge risk, so it's a great relief to see someone read it and respond so positively 000
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 26/08/2026Washed Up on Dark Shores strips out the jokes, strips out the fae, and names the ruler directly. gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on-dark-sh…gnofhorror.comWashed Up On Dark Shores By Jonathan Wood: Greed Given A Body - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood’s Washed Up on Dark Shores turns greed into a living god of Mammon. A five-star cosmic horror review from Ginger Nuts of Horror. 053
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 24/08/2026The God at the Bottom of the Ledger: Jonathan Wood on Washed Up on Dark Shores gnofhorror.com/jonathan-wood-washed…gnofhorror.comThe God At The Bottom Of The Ledger: Jonathan Wood On Washed Up On Dark Shores - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood discusses his novella Washed Up on Dark Shores, the horror of extreme wealth, and why naming the monster is the first step to fighting it. 072
Reposted by Jonathan WoodPaul Jessup @pauljessup.com · 26/08/2026a great review for a great book by @gnofhorror.com of @jonathanwood.bsky.social's Washed Up On Dark Shores. Got a chance to be an early reader on this one, it's amazing gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on...gnofhorror.comWashed Up On Dark Shores By Jonathan Wood: Greed Given A Body - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood's Washed Up on Dark Shores turns greed into a living god of Mammon. A five-star cosmic horror review from Ginger Nuts of Horror. 022
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 26/08/2026Greed with a heartbeat. In Washed Up on Dark Shores, Jonathan Wood turns the god Mammon loose in a black marble mansion and lets it feed. gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on... @jonathanwood.bsky.social 032
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hey Jonathan, why has your head swollen to the size of an obese blue whale??? 0103
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Well, if you need me, I'll be being insufferable because of this review for *Washed Up on Dark Shores*. gnofhorror.com/washed-up-on...gnofhorror.comWashed Up On Dark Shores By Jonathan Wood: Greed Given A Body - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood's Washed Up on Dark Shores turns greed into a living god of Mammon. A five-star cosmic horror review from Ginger Nuts of Horror. 000
Reposted by Jonathan WoodGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 26/08/2026A field guide to how and when authors should respond to reviews. Short version: negative review, say nothing. Positive review, send Toffee Crisps. Never argue with a stranger about your own book. gnofhorror.com/should-autho... 17015
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel like authors aren't meant to respond to reviews but...static.klipy.comJack Nicholson: Awww Shucks ComplimentALT: Jack Nicholson: Awww Shucks Compliment 010
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Massive thank you to @gnofhorror.com for doing this interview with me, and for asking me some of the most interesting and insightful questions I've ever been asked about my writing. gnofhorror.com/jonathan-woo...gnofhorror.comThe God At The Bottom Of The Ledger: Jonathan Wood On Washed Up On Dark Shores - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteJonathan Wood discusses his novella Washed Up on Dark Shores, the horror of extreme wealth, and why naming the monster is the first step to fighting it. 142
Jonathan Wood @jonathanwood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Morning! A new week = new audio. Today: an experiment using a tightly restricted vocab of 50 words. Personally I found it interesting how the limitation pushed the story more towards poetry and made me play with repetition and rhythm. Hopefully you will too. jonathanwood.substack.com/p/the-haze-a... 000