Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 12hImpossible to tell if trump means Elon's broken junk or his drug problem, but either way Elon's seeing this and saying, "Man, this guy really gets me." 010
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 16hSorry, brother, salt has gotten too expensive to spare on your nonsense 070
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 16h"Most Americans believe an objectively, unquestionably true thing" should be a "dog bites man" headline, but it is nonetheless encouraging. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Law and Order does "ripped from the headlines" episodes, but these news pieces are the opposite: News headlines ripped from the io9 episode recap 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If you watched the last couple season of Person of Interest, you can predict everything that any of these AI bros is going to say. 100
Reposted by Fearless (Jonathan's Version)Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that. 3547221547
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sorry, there's just a sticky biological reality that, on balance, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. 160
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you think X dot com is friendly and inclusive, you might be a nazi 000
Reposted by Fearless (Jonathan's Version)Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I am way too online for my own good, and I had an unreasonably large twitter following, and I really *enjoyed* twitter for a lot of years, and yet leaving there and never looking back was maybe the easiest what-felt-like-a-big-ethical decision I've ever made. 523459363
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Has anyone told trump he's not good looking enough to win a Nobel prize? It might put this whole thing to rest. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Empathy is a sin, except having empathy for your imaginary friend, that's right and good. 010
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There's no more mom. It's now gestating. Anyone who says "hi, Mom!" Is the ENEMY! 060
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yeah, surprise should be coming from the other side: there's a way in which OpenAI and Anthropic are acting like grown up companies? 010
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nice to see the American right conceding that ball-knowing is a left-coded activity. 031
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If a secdef did a photo op where they were training with military members and couldn't keep up, I'd think that was fine. Like, once or twice. It looks bad for this particular guy because it seems like he doesn't do his actual job, he just flails around behind military folks 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It is interesting that Ossoff's "hire half the third Reich to work in your office" line could apply to virtually any Republican. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Man, if losing a war doesn't get you the Nobel Peace prize, I don't know what a guy's gotta do 000
Reposted by Fearless (Jonathan's Version)Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE 04060830
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dang, the Nazis have spent $40 million on the midterm elections? No? Just one particular nazi? That's worse! 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, so we're doing The Running Man now? Cool. Oh, not the dance? The Schwarzenegger movie? But in real life? Not cool. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man will deport his in-laws rather than go to therapy 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I meant to say, "I'm not dressed as ICE, I just always dress as an unemployable slob and cover my face." 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You could never make Dr. Strangelove today. Not because anyone would be offended, but because it would read as a documentary. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My man looks like the Bond villain they came up with when both the actors and the writers were on strike. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Separately from Gil's excellent points in the thread below, how does the NYT think someone besides Donald Trump is crypto's most powerful ex-convict? 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well, I wouldn't say I missed itstatic.klipy.comOffice Space: I Wouldn't Say I've Been Missing ItALT: Office Space: I Wouldn't Say I've Been Missing It 020
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Man, I did not have G-59 on my bingo card. Real surprize there. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's probably too much to ask for law school to turn you into a good person. The fact that he seems to be terrible legal thinker, on the other hand... 0660
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, 9 figures of net worth is all you get! Hope you can make do! 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Need to put a ban on billionaires until we can figure out what's going on 100
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you don't start using Google maps soon, you're gonna get left behind as the rest of us all lose the ability to navigate anywhere without it. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No, we hate the internet *now* . It was still awesome when it first when mainstream. 0300
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My man looks like Grima Wormtongue really let himself go. 060
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm sure that the job interview confirmed he was willing to dye her hair blonde. 020
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everyone, even Steve Jobs, knew the iPhone was a consumer product. The American AI industry thinks they're racing to make a God to usher in utopia (or dystopia) 020
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They probably didn't know they were trying to make him president until about 2015, but the media has been selling us trump since the 1980s 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And then I immediately stopped watching, having decided that Tony is a bad guy. 010
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I watched 5.5 season if this show to try to determine whether the main character is a GOP voter 100
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Steph Curry and Zaza Pachulia were elimated from the playoffs." "LeBron James and Delonte West were eliminated from the playoffs." "Michael Jordan and Dave Corzine were eliminated from the playoffs" ... 020
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't think it's that the website is only used by fascists, but it is that basically whatever you see there is something a fascist thought it was good for you to see. 1120
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's shame that Microsoft already shot its shot with the XBox 360. If they'd kept their powder dry they could be way ahead in the AI race 010
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Difficult for me to avoid think that these guys want a "high trust" society because it would be easier for con artists. 041
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Honestly a little surprised they discussed this at all. Surely the fox business audience would like to hear about a trans chess player or something. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing helps like spending a fortune losing an unpopular war... 100
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hmm... Is that why people change their names? Let's ask JD Vance. 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nobody would be partying if Pierre was PM 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Narrator: he did not go poop on the potty 1231
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you gave trump an IQ test, he'd eat it with ketchup before declaring it the best IQ test anyone has ever seen 000
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OpenAI confessing to crimes everyday in the newspaper 001
Fearless (Jonathan's Version) @jonathanswiftie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't think this is a narcissistic injury or an egoistic injury, rather I think of it as a nose injury. 020
